Human Chocolate!

Is there anyone who does not like chocolate? To me, Milka and Hershey are nothing but synonyms for pleasure. And what I ultimately want from chocolate is pleasure! As a child whenever I eat sweets my Nanny would rebuke me, no doubt worrying about my health. "You are what you eat!" she would say. To be a guilty pleasure, hey, why not?
Every time when I see Bobby eating chocolate I melt away and totally believe the phrase "You are what you eat". Sweet! Strong! Sexy! And highly addictive!



Chocolate "Food of the Gods" is always chosen as the number one flavor in taste tests and is the most widely and frequently craved food worldwide. A popular explanation for this is that chocolate contains mood-enhancing ingredients that make you happy. High levels of these ingredients exerts an amorous effect - they stimulate the secretion of endorphins, and produce feelings of elation, attraction, excitement and giddiness. The same chemicals are released in your brain when you have an orgasm.

Vincent has a similar effect on me as chocolate. Just much more better! Basically, the same as having really, really good sex. With Vincent, I would like to do BOTH!!



And if he was a chocolate bar I would describe it as follows:

Seductive Italian chocolate, made from only the finest ingredients!
Intensely fudgy, yet not too sweet. With rich fruit notes and a long finish.

Just the stuff dreams are made of!




Wouldn't you like to nibble him up?

16 comments:

  1. 'And a long finish'....Oh My Gosh!

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  2. Brilliant post jazzy!

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  3. Just one taste would change me forever and leave me begging for more.

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  4. I think you've got a winning product there, Jazzy! Beautiful description!!

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  5. Love chocolate, but fave kind is melted. Licked off a lovely 6'4" man. Mmmmmmmmm, yummmy.
    Brilliant post jazzy girl!

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  6. A tub of chocolate icing and Vincent. That's all I need. :D

    I've never heard of Milka.

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  7. Once again, I'm lost for words, other than "Yes. Yes. YES. YES! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!"

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  8. 'Warm soft and inviting': that would sum up MY Vincent-chocolate :0)

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  9. Delicious post my dear! I'd like to eat him XD
    Sorry for the digression but, this summer I went to Bruges in Belgium. There are as many stores of chocolates as inhabitants! I thought of my V-friends because one of their specialty is the preparation of penises and vaginas in chocolate! It was a pity, I had already looted another store thus I did not buy them but the next time, I buy one to myself! ;)

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  10. Mmm, Vincent covered in chocolate and waiting for me to lick it off him...or me covered in chocolate and having Vincent lick it off me :-D

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  11. So glad you like this post, guys, thank you!

    JoJo, Milka's chocolate sends you to choc heaven.

    potzina, if only we could use Vincent as a life-size model for these special shaped forms. LOL! OMG that would be fun!

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  12. oh, Jazzy, how I've nibbled that man in my dreams! Great post! Solid milk chocolate! or maybe a sweet dark, or just going back and forth between the two. or a whole box of different nibbles to share. I take a bite, he takes a bite.

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  13. I'm a dark chocolate gal myself, but when it comes to milk chocolate, I think Milka has them all beat!! Agree, Jazzy?

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  14. I couldn't agree more, dear Ruby! Milka is a sinful pleasure and the reason why I don't fit into my Jeans anymore. LOL!

    Jean, I like the way your mind works.

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  15. Spot-on essay, my dear Jazzy! The images you've planted into my head should make for some very special and "tasty" dreams tonight! Hurrying off to bed now so I can get started! XOXO

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  16. Thank you Snark. Sleep well and sweet dreams XOXO

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