Remember homework? It's work, reviewing boring classes that you slept through at a place called school, and it's a cruel punishment created simply to distract you from hot dates or any other possible forms of entertainment such as hot dates.
Teacher: "I forgot to give homework! OMG! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now *gasp* or even worse, they could be doing something WORTHWHILE with their time such as enjoying their life!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
I found one of my old grammar books and I thought we should use it here and now. And since significant learning takes place when the subject matter is relevant to the personal interests of the students, we take the word VINCENT to exercise on adjectives as homework.
Teacher: "I forgot to give homework! OMG! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now *gasp* or even worse, they could be doing something WORTHWHILE with their time such as enjoying their life!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
I found one of my old grammar books and I thought we should use it here and now. And since significant learning takes place when the subject matter is relevant to the personal interests of the students, we take the word VINCENT to exercise on adjectives as homework.
Vigorous = Physically strong and active; to get horny, strong, energetic, and active in a sexual manner
Irresistible = Describes something that you can't take your eyes off of and you are drawn to
Nefarious = Utterly wicked
Charming = The quality or power of pleasing, delightful and fascinating
Enchanting = To delight in a high degree
Nibbalicious = Refers to a person/body part who/that is attractive and tempts you into biting them/it ... as in soft and/or hard bites and nibbles
Tangible = Capable of being perceived, identified or recognized by the senses, especially touch and taste!
See, homework can be fun. Now all that's missing is Vincent as living practice/exercise material!
Irresistible = Describes something that you can't take your eyes off of and you are drawn to
Nefarious = Utterly wicked
Charming = The quality or power of pleasing, delightful and fascinating
Enchanting = To delight in a high degree
Nibbalicious = Refers to a person/body part who/that is attractive and tempts you into biting them/it ... as in soft and/or hard bites and nibbles
Tangible = Capable of being perceived, identified or recognized by the senses, especially touch and taste!
See, homework can be fun. Now all that's missing is Vincent as living practice/exercise material!
*drooling* Sorry but i'm speechless!
ReplyDeleteI swear, I'd happily return to grade school, Jr, or Sr High if Vincent was my teacher. I would gladly do extra homework, stay after school to help clean chalkboards, and DO detention. Cheers Jazzy!!
ReplyDeleteThis is the kind of 'Homework' I'd LIKE to do ;0)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Vincent can tutor me anytime. As long as he brings his 13 inch ruler. ;)
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling that I'd have looked forward to homework if I could have looked at those every night :-)
ReplyDeleteI'd love to work on him at home. Or anywhere else. Name the time and place, Vincent.
ReplyDeleteprivate tuition of course
ReplyDeleteIf Vincent was the subject I'd have to do my homework about, I'd be happy to do so. Especially if it was biology class ;)
ReplyDeleteIf only study hall was this exciting! I always have home work now if I could only make it worth doing. I think I'll invite Vincent over for a play date.
ReplyDeleteJeepers, this was a lot more fun than the division crap I just helped my kid figure out. Personally, I was always better at English, so I'd like to conjugate something with Vincent.
ReplyDeleteI'm signing up for extra "lab" time immediately!
ReplyDelete13 inch ruler LOL! I was just waiting for someone to say something like that. No surprise lvdo69 did it ;P
ReplyDeleteAhhhh Jazzy, you're making me blush. Ha!
ReplyDeleteI'd like it if he were the Health/Sex Ed teacher. Do you think anyone would have cut class??
ReplyDeleteGreat post jazzy!