I can't believe I actually 'Googled' a list of rude cocktails?? I'm sure 'Snark' will have some good ones ;) anyway can I have a Big Boy and finish off with a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against A Wall :)))
A Big Boy, Viv you crack me up ;) As exclusive as the cocktail of your choice may be - Ashton will mix it for you! The bartender of my neighborhood bar always says "The simpler the better". But then, he doesn't know Vince.
Heavens, all the best drinks have been ordered already so I think I'll stick to my traditional fall beverage - HARD cider. I'll take that to go please.
I guess a f**k is too much to hope for?!! ;0)
ReplyDeleteOne hot Ashton to go (or come...), with a Whitney chaser.
ReplyDeleteHMMMMMMM..whatever..OK..hunky can I ahve your huge hand??..grabs the hunk and kiss him..then grab his hand tight and runs..!!;)))
ReplyDeleteActually that's the today's special, Diane!
ReplyDeleteOkay, the same for me please. And may I see the (ice)cream list?
He could take my order, but I don't suppose he has a lifetime to spare so he can deliver it :-)
ReplyDeleteOne tall, long drink of him, please. The menu includes "Fuckies 'n Cream" ice cream!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I actually 'Googled' a list of rude cocktails?? I'm sure 'Snark' will have some good ones ;) anyway can I have a Big Boy and finish off with a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against A Wall :)))
ReplyDeleteA Big Boy, Viv you crack me up ;) As exclusive as the cocktail of your choice may be - Ashton will mix it for you! The bartender of my neighborhood bar always says "The simpler the better". But then, he doesn't know Vince.
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ReplyDeleteSorry, that was me. VivB and I had the same drink order :)
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Viv! I'll have a couple of shooters: one Blowjob, and you can follow that up with one Cocksucker, please!
ReplyDeleteHeavens, all the best drinks have been ordered already so I think I'll stick to my traditional fall beverage - HARD cider. I'll take that to go please.
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