STAINS PLEASE!



"I look like the guy who'd come in and take a stain off your couch.
Or put a stain on."

- Vincent D'Onofrio in Movieline, May 1997 -



Hmmmm...?
What sort of stains did that man talk about anyway?
I have no idea at all. Really.



Now wouldn't you like to offer your couch where he could show you
EXACTLY
what he meant?



Perhaps he could even perform a live demonstration.


Well then, Mister D'Onofrio!
Just come in, take a seat and enjoy yourself in the friendly
and personal atmosphere of our hospitable couch.



And please don't worry about fancy fabrics - we can then use a cream soap bar
to clean and remove all liquid spots. Soft scrubbing might work, too.




Have a great week everyone!

7 comments:

  1. I think I'm staining my couch right now!

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  2. He's more than welcome to come and put as many stains as he likes on my couch..I have washable covers so he could do it again and again and again :-D

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  3. I always thought the floor was a more suitable venue to be honest (more room to roll around!)

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  4. I hope this applies to futons, too!

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  5. Vincent, you can "come" and leave a stain on my couch anytime you want. And that couch will never see soap, shampoo or a vacuum again! (In fact, I'll probably build a shrine around the stain!)

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  6. Oh my, I have three couches in my living room alone that he's welcomed to use. And one in the bedroom - we could have a wild rumpus around the whole apartment.

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  7. Fuck the couch, stain my bed, big boy! Oh, I guess "fuck" is the operative word here. LOL

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