RIDING THE ELEVATOR



How would it be to be locked up in an elevator with Sam?
One joy ride, I would say!



Using his tie a bit, just to get a continuing "upward" trend.
Then unbuckling Sam's belt at the 7th floor -- Oh yes, 13 sized "high rise buildings" are an upliftig thing!!
Certainly his neat suit would suffer damage and got some stains between the 7th and the 13th floor;
who cares?!?!


You find out that the elevator is an older model with a Stop button, now that's cool,
that thingy allows you to halt the elevator whenever you want,
and guarantees big time all between the basement and the penthouse!

Oops, Sam forgot to bring along a roll of black electrician's tape, to cover the security camera lens; well, never mind.

Despite all the fun you certainly would have - don't accidentally push the emergency button!

TIP:
Regardless of what you usually scream during sex, try NOT to shout things like
"Oh my God, that beast is going to KILL me!"
Someone might hear you, and call the fire brigade.


24 comments:

  1. A little strip tease action between floors, how exhilarating! However, it would be embarrassing if you hit the emergency button instead of the stop button. How would you explain how his clothes ended up on the floor?

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  2. If you worry about a "caught in the act scenario", artist:
    then tell Sam to wear a skirt. Doing so will allow the act to take place more quickly, with the ability to cover up easily, if caught in the act.

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  3. Hilarious, do you think I could convince him to wear a kilt?

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  4. Put his sock on the camera.

    Seeing that it's Sam, you just might be able to convince him into wearing just a bathrobe.....

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  5. fuzzy, you forgot that you are going to visit your parents (like in HA). So what would they say if Sam appeared in a bathrobe and with just one sock?

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  6. He's so sweet.

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  7. See, I have a deep fear of elevators. Maybe Sam could keep me occupied so I don't realize how scared I am!

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  8. What the hell is wrong with Ruby, DRESSING him??!

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  9. Use BOTH socks.....I hear it's a big one ;)

    You got me on the bathrobe......His suit got "dirty" from something in the elevator. Went to the dry cleaners, they ruined it but had an extra robe handy (they're known for screwing up orders), didn't have time to go home and change......

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  10. I was going to say something profound, really I was...but I forgot what it was after thinking about being in the lift with Sam :-D

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  11. If I were on the elevator with Sam, we would go up and down, up and down, up and down all day...and we'd probably "go down" more times than we'd go up!

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  12. My poor, antique freight elevator would never be the same!!!

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  13. Snark, check your insurance policy. Perhaps it contains a clause which refers to an "Act of God". That ought cover every damage to your elevator due to "physical VDO force".

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  14. Time to upgrade my insurance, Jazzy! LOL

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  15. OUUU..YESSSSSSS..I need to wear something sexy..definetly a a sexy skirt/dress..I..ou no..my dirty mind is started to work again..I better stop typing now*Sam or VDO..in a elevator..stuck for hours..mmm..mmm..it will get stafling and very warm in there..I would need to take my clothes off..be in my underwear..and..*!!:)))

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  16. I just bought the movie - which was hard to find. I haven't watched it. I plan on having a VDO weekend. I just orderd The Velocity of Gary....hope it comes in before the weekend ends...things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! A VDO weekend. Watching my tivo repeats of this season, sipping sangria and whatever happens, happens! lol! Love YOU VIXENS!!!

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  17. drl59,
    valentino, sam, bobby and a glass of sangria ... your weekend is going to be a great one! Too bad you don't live in my neighborhood; I would bring the wine!

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  18. Oh Jazzy, I feel like flying out to meet you! I am always amazed at what you dig up for us to lust after!!! I lift my glass to you my friend!!! Life without you and all the rest of the Team 13 Vixens would be just a boring life! I don't know where you find the time to do this for us, but GOD BLESS YOU - that is all I can say.

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  19. drl59, many, many thanks from the team to you!

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  20. Just watched Happy Accidents...oh, Sam in DEED!!! How did I not see this movie earlier. He can travel back in time and save me from peril anytime! I NOW LOVE SAM!!!(and, Bobby,and well, heck, all of them...)

    What a weekend! A Law and Order:CI Marathon, and Happy Accidents. This girl is going to bed a happy, happy girl!!!

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  21. Well, Vixens, I finally saw Happy Accidents! It was hard to find the movie..but I FOUND THIS TREASURE! Oh, Sam IN DEED!!! Another hot characther to add to the list..now I know where the scene with the foot and the leg and the hand up the skirt comes from...I am wearing a skirt today to commemorate that scene. Perhaps he can time travel and save me from myself!!! what a hot movie! Still waiting for The Velocity of Gary...

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  22. So you do like HA. Then VoG will def kill you. LOL!

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  23. I am waiting patiently for Amazon.com to deliver my movie...I am getting hotter by the moment waiting for The Velocity of Gary to arrive. Can't wait to finally see what gets all the rest of you lovely Vixen's on fire!!! Hurry up delivery - I got a hot package coming...

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  24. "hot package" describes it best. LOL!

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