D'ONOFRIO TREMENS

A Guest Post From Jersey

D'ONOFRIO TREMENS

LOCI Season 8 is over. And for Vixens who have a serious Bobby addiction, this can be a traumatic experience.

Vixens going through LOCI withdrawal suffer from a condition called
“D’onofrio Tremens,”
(referred to as the DT’s from here on).

If your loved one is one of these Vixens, what symptoms should you expect to see?
The following is a short, but incomplete summary of the most common symptoms.

Within 6 to 48 hours, HALLUCINATIONS may develop.
The most common visual disturbance found among those suffering from the DT’s
has to do with VDO and a snake and a bed. For the lucky ones, all three at once.



WARNING: Do not disturb a Vixen who is having this particular hallucination!

But how do you know if a Vixen is having this hallucination?
They will display these unique symptoms:
Shortness of breath or panting, shaking, and some will even pass out (the lucky ones).

DT hallucinations are primarily visual, but some Vixens also experience tactile hallucinations
such as the sensation of something crawling on them.
For alcoholics, this phenomenon is known as “formication.”
For Vixens suffering from the DT’s, this is referred to as “fornication.”



After 3 to 5 days, uncontrolled tremors, disorientation, agitation, and profound confusion can also occur.
This confusion is often noticeable to onlookers, as Vixens will trouble have sentences making simple…
um, you know what I mean.

In conjunction with these symptoms, many Vixens will have an increased tendency to make social gaffes.
For example, in a shoe store, one Vixen, upon hearing a man ask to see a certain shoe in a size 8, said,
“Hah! You have small hands, too!”

Another Vixen, upon seeing a very tall man walking with his very petite wife, said,
“You must feel like you have a Titan missile in your pants!”


So now that you are familiar with the symptoms of the DT’s, how can you help?
Sadly, there is no cure for the DT’s. Only prolonged exposure to new episodes of LOCI can put these symptoms in remission.
And since the evil druglord, USA Network, has decided to take LOCI ‘off the streets’ for the time being,
Vixens can continue to receive help and support from their fellow vixens,
including the discussions on Team 13 Projects.