Basic Info

When you create an online account it always asks for your "basic information".
Usually such as:
"Occupation, monthly income, sexual orientation, religion, companies,
astrological sign,
tea or coffee, pink or purple?"

Seriously, who the hell needs to know???


Take me for instance, if I want to know who I'm going to deal with
I ask for input that REALLY matters.

So here's my list of most important basic info
(actually it contains just ONE point; sometimes life can be so easy, see!)

If Elton asked you "Do you want to fuck" what would your answer be like?



16 comments:

  1. I think my husband's stolen that line before.

    As for Vincent he wouldn't get 'Do you' out before I'd jump him.

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  2. I think it would be along the lines of..'What do you think? My clothes on the floor didn't give you a hint?' :-D

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  3. Yep, Eliza, it might be that he would take it as hint. Possibly.

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  4. ok so I'm telling you that it's too early for naughty thoughts first thing on a Saturday morning and you go and do this to me - Jazzy !!!!

    My answer :- Hell YES !!!!

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  5. C'mon Viv, it's never too early for having some fun with Vince ;)

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  6. mmmmm - fun with Vince, omg what a happy thought :)

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  7. I think I'll reply with physical gestures and skip the wordy response. I think he'll get my point. LOL

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  8. sounds like a program he would appreciate, artist.

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  9. I think my loud shout of 'YEEEES!' as I threw off my clothes might help him guess the answer.....

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  10. He'd know my answer because I'd be tearing HIS clothes off. He's the one I'm lusting to see without a stitch of clothes on!

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  11. btw, welcome back, Artist! We've missed your comments!

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  12. I'd beat him to the punch: walk up to him, grab his groin and ask him.

    Dream over........I'd be speechless, but my head would be bobbing up and down while I gave him a "mouth party".

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  13. "PLEEEEAZE".

    If I could get anything out. Except the Python out of his pants...

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  14. Thanks Jersey, it's good to be home.

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  15. I think everyone has said what I would say!

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  16. "Dude! Whip it out and let's get to it!"

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