PRINCE CHARMING AWAITS

(artist and jazzy)





Most of us as little Vixens (aaaaw, look at us)
feverishly read Fairy Tales and were captivated
by the handsome Prince who rescued the fair
Princess.
We all had our favorites whether it was
Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel,
Beauty & the Beast, Snow White, etc.







In reality, true Princesses did not fare as well as their Fairy Tale counterparts.

Many a beautiful Princess lost her 'head' (whooosh - thud - roll - bump... bump... bump...)
literally, to the man she perceived to be her Prince Charming. OUCH!

Fear not dear Vixens; whilst our Prince Charming is not a beast (well, his 'Little Prince' on the other hand... ahemmm), he is indeed a Prince among men. Well, sometimes at least.


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Fairy Tale Princes have come to the rescue in many different ways. Cinderella was dazzled at the Ball by her Prince, Sleeping Beauty was awakened by a kiss from her Prince, Rapunzel let down her beautiful hair for her Prince to climb up to rescue her (yes, we know, the nasty witch cuts off her hair, let’s take some poetic license here), Beauty is willing to sacrifice her own life to save her Beast and Snow White’s Prince dislodges the poisonous apples from her lips.







We're sure we can come up with some,
let’s say - spicier Fairy Tales.
Who the heck says a Prince has to be yaaawning
good, anyway??

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(now kiss his - err him awake!)


What is your Fairy Tale involving Prince Charming - all 6’4” of him?

If I was his Prince/ss, I would…….

It's your turn now, Vixens - fill in the blank



24 comments:

  1. I would be REH's princess.......then I could save HIM.

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  2. fuzzy, one fine day your agronym obsession will kill me. what means REH?

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  3. Let me guess! "Reclining Elegant HOTNESS"??

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  4. I would imagine REH is Robert E Howard??

    This Princess Charming would still like to play a corpse on C.I. However, Detective Goren would soon discover how 'undead' I was, once he crouched down and leaned over me to begin his examination... ;0)

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  5. I don't want you to get an XXX adult content put on you so I'm gonna keep mine to myself and enjoy everyone else's.

    Jazzy yours is just fine.

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  6. so REH is bob; then we also have CRS.
    btw did you notice, most of characters (played by VDO) have only a forename but no last name?

    the innocently shy jazzy-princess would like to see Elton putting out his majestic cepter.

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  7. Elton's a good one! No matter who's princess I'd be, my prince would have one hell of a sceptor!!!!

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  8. Ahhhhhhhh . . . if I was his prince, I would @#$%! &*(% $%^&@@ and &*#@: his :?*)#$@ with my ":&^#=! Ten times!

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  9. LOL snark.......don't get chaffed!!

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  10. jazzy? innocent??? shy??? Right.....

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  11. If I were his princess I would be the striped sweater that he wears and when he said the magic words "Do you like to f***"; I'd turn into a princess and say "Yes".

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  12. f***n' great answers, so far :)
    here we go again, keeping the T13blog high standard!

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  13. Whatever one where we ride off into the sunset on his...white steed...ahem...

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  14. We have standards? Who knew? Kimberly nice answer.

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  15. I'm following the standards!!! (Don't tell me that jethro the moderator from LOCI is here to kick me off):-) In that case "FUCK"!!

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  16. thanks, fuzzy :)

    level standard has turned up to 13 now!

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  17. Sorry, it's MY fault.....the other board finally banned me for being the minority. Makes me MAD!!!!! But then, I have here....we VDO fans ARE NOT bashers. The moderator picked a tussle with me through emails, said I was rude......I couldn't keep my mouth shut, told him I could say the same and why are my posts always monitored.....my answer was banning by the board. Like I said, sorry to you folks here.....please don't "egg" me!

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  18. I still think I prefer "Reclining Elegant Hotness" :-D

    Am I the only one who often finds the characters that VDO portrays make me want to rescue HIM?

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  19. Oh no, dear Lozzie, I too feel like rescuing Vincent's characters. Maybe that's because so many of them die!

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  20. He has a habit of playing characters that are in need of hugging. I KNOW we'd ALL volunteer to help!!

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  21. right, we'd all volunteer to help. i just fear we would put him into bigger troubles that he already got!?

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  22. There was a tall "showwhite" type princess,in a rich land far away;a pretty green and beautiful kindom,where the people loved the princess;one day the princess met a 6'4" hunky prince,from far,far away kindom..and the earth moved,electrisity filed the sky,the forest creatures got quiet-magic happend..everyone didn't think the
    princess can have the hunky 6'4" prince,they were sooo wrong..

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  23. ..The prince didn't lisent to anyone,he was crazy happy,he found his perfect princess-the "showwhite" tall princess!!The princess kissed the prince as much she could,every day;feed him the best food and wine in her kindom;and show him the huge libery of books she had..The kindom of the princess blosomed,the people saw the princess was rigth about her choise..the princes sayd she will share the trone with her sister,and after she went with the prince to his kindom.When the princess got there,nobody thought she was good enaf;but..after a short while the kindom of the prince blossomd,and the people finnaly acepted the princess..

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  24. ..The 6'4" prince could belive that the princess was real,the prince thought the princess was veryyy unreal beautiful inside and outside,with a pretty smile,so smart-he couldn't beilve,and that she had a veryyy hot healhty body.The 6'4" prince made the princess his queen,and then..they "got down" every single day,every where in the castle,in the huge yard,in the lake in the yard;several times a day.The prince had to change his wardrobe every week.The prince looked much younger and very happy every day,as the time passed buy.And always kept his hands on his princess,he couldn't get enaf of the princess;and her showwhite face and curvy body!!The princess was happy,the prince was happy..and always there hand full with each other!!;)));)));)

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