Good Morning Class!
My name is Mister Webster and I’m going to be your Sexual Education teacher!
I hope that you discover how much fun Sexual Education can be. And I hope I can communicate to you how much fun it is also for me to SHOW you! Let's make it a pleasurable and enjoyable experience for both, you and I.
Do not look at Sexual Education as just another school subject! Your attitude towards it will decide how well you progress and learn. You must start with a strong foundation or base, and slowly build on it, day by day. And you must PRACTICE! Daily practice is so very important! Just think about the old German saying "We're not learning for school, but for life!"
I hope that you discover how much fun Sexual Education can be. And I hope I can communicate to you how much fun it is also for me to SHOW you! Let's make it a pleasurable and enjoyable experience for both, you and I.
Do not look at Sexual Education as just another school subject! Your attitude towards it will decide how well you progress and learn. You must start with a strong foundation or base, and slowly build on it, day by day. And you must PRACTICE! Daily practice is so very important! Just think about the old German saying "We're not learning for school, but for life!"
Now pop quiz please, no talking!
JoJo, Snark, Bev, Mauigirl, I said NO talking, and that goes for you too! If you don't listen I'll 'discipline' you! You know what I mean?
Here's your question. Multiple choice.
"Do you want to stay after school for private tutoring?"
A, Yes. B, Yes. Or C, Yes.
Tick tick tick! Time's up, pencils down. What do you say?
No doubt he would be an Excellent teacher and I'd be an eager student ;)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA OMG! This post is GREAT!!
ReplyDeleteI wanna be disciplined after school, definitely! On the teacher's desk, on the floor in the gym, on the soccer field, in the cafeteria, in the pool, every place!
Fabulous, Jazzy! Yes, yes, YES, I want Vincent to be my teacher!!!
ReplyDeleteI say : yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss!!!
ReplyDeleteMr Webster, I need remedial courses.
Bravo, Jazz! Have a good weekend my V-friends.
Good girls! You all got an A+
ReplyDeleteYou have a good weekend too everyone! See you Monday at school :)
I'm sorry Mr.Webster I'm such a blabbermouth. I guess I'll never learn my lesson. I think a detention is in order.
ReplyDeleteWhat a riot Jazzy,this post was hilarious.
I say, Yes, yes, YES!
ReplyDeleteI've got it bad, I've got it bad, I've got it bad, I'm hot for teacher!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is my best subject.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually looking forward to the 'exams'
ReplyDeleteSnark, are you cutting school?
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm...?