On Saturday night, Det. Goren and his Vixens went out for a private dinner. And it's not the kind of dinner you would expect. Someone (who prefers to remain anonymous - and for good reason) filmed that 9 1/2 Weeks fridge scene worthy happening. Later, the home video in question made history as "The Chocolate Series".
It happened as follows...
Okay, Snyder, I know you are a fan of The X-Files, but - honestly - wasn't this a weird location for the dinner?
Lucky Perp: Speaking of weird ... when they asked me to test silverware and dining table I didn't expect THIS!
Bobby: I should buy Jenz some body lotion and apologize for the stubble burn about the main course.
Bobby: God, I love it when Val leaves coded naughty messages in my dining room!
Bobby: And Mauigirl were right, I CAN do it at that distance.
Bobby: Funny, I could have SWORN I removed all the evidence right after the liquid chocolate came into play.
Eames: Mister, what do you think, is it too late to get a new job partner? Acquired taste, my ass!
Bobby: Aww c'mon, Deakins, all we said is we didn't invite you because your tie does not match your outfit.
Eames: Mmmm there're some cute guys at webcam.com. Can I use your mastercard, Goren? Just this once.
Bobby: (daydreaming about Snark) I'm busy, Eames, don't you see?
Eames: (thinking) If he won't let me use his mastercard, I'll post the 'dinner video' on any adult site I can find!
Bobby: Aaaaaaaah SHIT!!! Someone posted the video on Stabler's facebook!
Eames: I'm shocked. Really. Yeah. Shocked. Sure.
Bobby: There'll be trouble if Deakins finds out. BIG trouble!
Bobby: Do you think he knows?
Eames: I don't think so.
Deakins yelling from his office: #%@$%#@!!! Goren!! My office! NOOOW!!!
Eames: Yep. He knows.
At Deakins office, or what Deakins refers to as 'Office of Internal Goren Affairs'
Bobby: (thinking) They can't blame it on me that HBO made a miniseries based on the home video, can they?
Deakins: (thinking) I will blame it on Goren that HBO made a miniseries based on the home video, yes I can.
Man in blue suit: (thinking) OMG I wanna make out with the guy in the check shirt soooo bad!
Guy in check shirt: (thinking) OMG I wanna make out with Eames soooo bad!
Eames is wondering if they know that she can hear them thinking.
When The Chocolate Series became one of the most groundbreaking, graphic and shocking bits of tv ever made ...
Bobby: Did you watch the tv pilot? Which pencil do you want me to use to sign an autograph?
Eames: See what I have to put up with on a daily basis...!
Eames: ... and charge the Italian sausages for the next dinner party to my partner's mastercard, will you?
Bobby: Just one more question, can you do anything with your thumb?
Bobby: Naw, that was not even near to Santangelo! You should see ME, doing the thumb when I'm with my Vixens!
Ha! The Chocolate Series got higher ratings than Ice-T's cooking show!
Now THAT tie matches!