THE BEST-CASE SCENARIO!

First of all - thanks to Lozzie and Snark for suggesting to make a post about my photo. Your wish is my command :) Here you go ....


Today, no modern Vixen household should be without an adequate collection of basic equipment in order to be prepared for the best-case scenario.
What's that? Keep on reading this post and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Okay, let us first imagine that your place becomes the center of a criminal investigation. That will never happen, you say? Ha! It could happen faster than you'd think:

Your husband acts funny all of a sudden



They catch your personal bath attendant with some chick having fun in your fancy designer bathroom!



As your ex lover saw you chatting in a talk show he decides to redecorate your apartment



The housewarming party for your new neighbors gets a bit wilder than initially planned...



and your buddy took too many glasses of Argentinean Fernet Cinzano, and now they blame it on you



It also could happen that your neighbors call the police because your New Year's Eve party got too loud.




In all these events the Major Case Squad sends out their smartest Detective to interrogate, to investigate and
- with a little luck -
to examine your cosy place.

But what if he ran out of police gloves, ultrasensitive latex, extra save, size 13?

Bobby: "Eames, are you SURE I left my last pair of gloves right here?"




Since "Wolf Company", a vixen friendly manufacturer located in the lovely and advanced state of Bavaria, threw a truly needful thing on the market,
we are prepared for the best-case scenario.

Getting examined (physically) by Bobby, that is!

http://www.ewald-wolf.de/neu/Produkte/Hauptgruppe/gummihandschuhe/gummihandschuhe.htm



And yes, I bought a dozen!

By the way, they also sale bath sponges of the brand BOBBY -- just saying ....


13 comments:

  1. LOVE the "Bobby" latex gloves! But I think the brand should expand ... not just the "Bobby" bath sponges (I'm sure you'll get those next, dear Jazzy)... but also some "Bobby" toothpaste and mouthwash, some "Bobby" personal lubricant, and some "Bobby" condoms, and maybe even some "Scent of Bobby" cologne, soap, and deodorant. Buy all in a complete gift set and you've got the perfect Vixen Christmas/Holiday gift!

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  2. Lmfao! I'm crying, I really am because of the first pic from MIB. Your husband suddenly becomes funny... And then I scroll down and...LMFAO! Omg, that is just too perfect! I'm choking on a chip it's so funny.

    And I'd like to take a look at the Bobby Brand Sponges!!! =)

    Snark - The only problem with the "Bobby Brand Condoms" is they'd have to have a warning on them: Not for all men. Sizes do NOT vary. If you're not a large man, don't bother buying. =) Ha Ha. I couldn't resist!

    ~Snyder~

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  3. So true, Snyder! So true! "Don't embarrass yourself and your partner by wearing these XXXL condoms if you are not an XXXL guy." LOL

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  4. Exactly, Snark! It would be like a little guy trying to use a Hefty Bag for a condom! LOL Oh, gosh, are we bad or what? =) It's so true, though. *Winks*

    ~Snyder~

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  5. Snyder and Snark you are brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! LOL! You should write and produce some TV commercials for "Bobby Brand Condoms"!

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  6. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! This is soooo funny, I spit my coffee all over my laptop at that first picture, OMG. Great post, Jazzy. I needed a good laugh this morning.

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  7. This is GREAT, Jazzy!! We ALL need some Bobby gloves and sponges! Ooo, I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it! Fabulous post!

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  8. I'd like 4 cases of each please :0)

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  9. If I said I'd love to wrap Bobby around my hands would that be too rude? No of course it fucking wouldn't.

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  10. Just what I need for my next wild party - latex gloves so no incriminating finger prints are left behind. Perfect. Great post.

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  11. Maui, you know now what souvenirs to buy during your stay in Munich. Just look out for 'bobby toy shops'.

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  12. ONE OF THE BEST POSTS EVER! Brilliant stuff!

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