This is Loyalty Part 2, reworked and retitled
by maui and jazzy
ALL MY LOVING
Eames: "Why Bobby insists on switching caps is beyond me."
Goren and Eames' new pay raises
Eames: "Oooooh! The white teeth of hotness!!"
Goren: "Didn't I see you in Shadow Of The Vampire?"
Goren: "Who's turn is it?"
Eames: "If he asks me to suck that finger one more time I'm gonna smack him."
Eames: "Oh god, now he wants someone to suck his tongue. Jeez, what the hell is he gonna pull out next."
Bobby: "Yes, I'm pouting, that's right! After all you took the Playgirl calendar down off my wall."
Bobby: "What did SnarkAngel put in this drink? I wonder if I could interest him in my super-sized cocktail stick!"
Dr. Rodgers: "And that's the order list of fly swatters. I'm number 9304978".
Bobby: "Aaaw my Vixen Gang ... always passionate. Just look what they did to Walon Green's office!"
Perp: "I'm dreaming about kissing someone so hard his mouth hurts. I'm dreaming about kissing someone so soft his heart hurts, so long his ..."
Bobby: "No, I don't have time to play Valentino & Gary. Diane is on the phone and she's got something good for me."
Goren: "Eight seasons I let you drive the official car just because you promised to wash my dishes when the show is over. Sooooo....?"
Eames: "Gaaawwd men are so easy to trick."
Goren: "And my Good Behavior sticker sheet was almost filled!"
"Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you. Remember I'll always be true..."
Here lies LOCI
"After a funeral, a feast
After a funeral, have a drink
After THIS funeral, ratings sink"
by maui and jazzy
ALL MY LOVING
Eames: "Why Bobby insists on switching caps is beyond me."
Goren and Eames' new pay raises
Eames: "Oooooh! The white teeth of hotness!!"
Goren: "Didn't I see you in Shadow Of The Vampire?"
Goren: "Who's turn is it?"
Eames: "If he asks me to suck that finger one more time I'm gonna smack him."
Eames: "Oh god, now he wants someone to suck his tongue. Jeez, what the hell is he gonna pull out next."
Bobby: "Yes, I'm pouting, that's right! After all you took the Playgirl calendar down off my wall."
Bobby: "What did SnarkAngel put in this drink? I wonder if I could interest him in my super-sized cocktail stick!"
Dr. Rodgers: "And that's the order list of fly swatters. I'm number 9304978".
Bobby: "Aaaw my Vixen Gang ... always passionate. Just look what they did to Walon Green's office!"
Perp: "I'm dreaming about kissing someone so hard his mouth hurts. I'm dreaming about kissing someone so soft his heart hurts, so long his ..."
Bobby: "No, I don't have time to play Valentino & Gary. Diane is on the phone and she's got something good for me."
Goren: "Eight seasons I let you drive the official car just because you promised to wash my dishes when the show is over. Sooooo....?"
Eames: "Gaaawwd men are so easy to trick."
Goren: "And my Good Behavior sticker sheet was almost filled!"
Here lies LOCI
"After a funeral, a feast
After a funeral, have a drink
After THIS funeral, ratings sink"
This is great. You two should consider writing scripts as a profession.
ReplyDeleteLove the photos.
Bravo ladies ;0)
ReplyDeleteOh maui and Jazzy, two girls after my own heart. You know I would lick those fingers, take his tongue and ...... Bad very, very bad! Why do you tease me so?
ReplyDeleteApplause Applause! Fabulous work you two :)
ReplyDeleteIf you click on to the commenter PierreJ-goodell it's sort of rude.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I already do, artist. LOL! Albeit not for usa.
ReplyDeleteOMG Jazzy and I had so much fun doing this together, we were laughing so hard we couldn't talk!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! You're fantastic! This post is wonderful :o)
ReplyDeleteCheers girls!
Why didn't the writers of the show ever come up with scripts like this?
ReplyDeleteHe can stir my drink with his cocktail swizzle any time! Fabulous job, ladies! And just FYI, it was just a little aphrodisiac I added to the man's cocktail. Not that he ever really needs it, of course...
ReplyDelete... guess he'd need viagra to satisfy all his vixens - that is if diane lets anyone get a look in - LOL
ReplyDeletegreat caps - great captions - i love their faces in the washing up one
OMG!! I thought you were gonna do it Jazzy or Mauigirl. I thought you were bold enough, wild enough to pull out the BIG... Hahaha. Wonderful post. Cheers!!
ReplyDeleteThank you bbg1, really enjoyed doing this joint post. Actually we got a kick out of it :)
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