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Guest Post from Mauigirl

NEW FUN GAME!!! NEW PRIZES EACH WEEK!!!
Hey Vixens! Becoming weary of the USA/NBC/LOCI crap?
Here’s a little something to help get you through the depressing news of the day and put a smile on your face, or cause a need to change your panties or boxers.

Here’s the game:
Put a caption on the picture. The game is simple, you’ve played it before but this time it has a twist. Each week we’ll post a pic from LOCI and eventually anything (including candids) of VDO.
YOU have to caption the pic INCLUDING the episode title in the caption.
Following is an example using myself and alter-egos.

SMOTHERED

OK, so here would be possible replies from our blogmates

Mauigirl: I wanna have my face smothered in the crotch of his jeans.
Beachbaby: He's only in a T shirt cause I smothered him with so much love and made him cum on his button-down.
Sand&SurfGal: Eames: Goren, for Christ sake! Keep your package completely smothered because it's distracting me!!!

Got it?
Now go for it!
Remember to be clever, witty, dramatic and over the top! And anything goes!
And remember to use the
EPI TITLE IN THE CAPTION

PRIZES**
1st Prize 2 hours with Vincent, including dinner
2nd Prize 1 hour with Vincent – just dinner

3rd Prize 15 minutes with Vincent – just chatting

(**kidding)


SEIZURE

20 comments:

  1. "Every time I sniff fuzzy's pheromones, I damn near have a Seizure."

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  3. Sorry, that was me, misunderstanding the 'rules'.

    OBVIOUSLY he's thinking:

    "Yep, here's proof that once again Diane had an Org....er...'Seizure'

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  4. I'm afraid I can't outdo Diane's caption.

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  5. That Bobby sure knows where his towel is. BUt if he knew where it had been, he might have a seizure...

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  6. I think we're all thinking the same thing ;)

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  7. The mere thought of being within 10 feet of the man causes me to have a seizure.

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  8. HAHAHHAA, you've all come up with some very funny stuff!

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  9. Goren: "Damn! This Eau de SnarkAngel is enough to give anyone an orgasm seizure! Uh-oh! Here it cuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmms!"

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  10. Yes, Bobby, I used your favorite eucalyptus body wash, and your seizure of my towel made me have to get into bed naked and wet in more ways than one. Now tell that man in the bathroom to scram and come dry me off.

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  11. Too funny! Jazzy and I will vote tomorrow, so there's still time to enter this amazing contest.
    BTW, now that Vincent will be working less, he'll have more time to travel from Vixen to Vixen and fulfill (ahhh love that word) his contest obligations.

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  12. Everything I thought of made me blush, so there's no way I'm entering...but I'll happily keep thinking :-)

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  13. Here's my raunchy version:

    "Hmmmm, I can still smell us from last night. Damn, fuzzy's a wild girl! I thought she was having a seizure when she "came". Shit, I thought I was going to have a seizure when she did that thing with the glow stick! I'm gonna carry around this towel all day. Hell, everyone already thinks I'm a whack job anyways.


    Maybe you need 2 categories, one to see how "clean" we can be with innuendos, and one for us to be "all out"!! LOL!!

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  14. A clean category, oh yeah sure! Say fuzzy, what funny things do you smoke?

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  15. only the "good stuff" LOL

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  16. No clean category, go ahead everyone GO ALL OUT. That's why we're here, to realize our wildest fantasies. Write what you're thinking, we're all probably thinking the same anyway. ;)

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  17. Damn it! If the thing under that towel is bigger than 13....I`ll have a seizure.

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  18. i CLAIM ALL RIGHTS TO MAPPING THE TOPOGRAPHY OF HIS SHOULDERS AND BACK, WITH OIL OF COURSE. I SEE WEEKS OF RESEARCH AND DISCOVERY.

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  19. Wow, I can smell all the vixens on ths towel...I need a freaking cigarette.

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  20. "Hmm, this towel seems 'fluffy' enough to me. I don't know what USA's talking about..."

    (I know I didn't include the word "seizure.")

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