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GUEST POST BY FUZZY

ONE evening IN THE DARK fall of 2001 (it seems like YESTERDAY), I turned on my tv and saw a work of ART wearing a BADGE and a SMILE. This extremely BRIGHT BOY lit me ON FIRE, CHERRY RED as a matter of fact! My heart was GONE in an instant. He drives me CRAZY! He has THE GIFT that makes me WANT more of that SOUND BOD(IES). It didn't take much for him to GROW on me.


THE WEE SMALL HOURS of the morning, the world's greatest SELF-MADE Detective's LEGACY for his UNDUANTED METTLE begins to take shape. He doesn't FRAME the bad guys, they send themselves to PURAGOTRY. He deals with DEAD people (SMOTHERED, killed by POISON, by SILENCER). He deals with people who are CONSUMED with hatred, who are MONSTER(s), SEMI-PROFESSONAL(s), SEMI-DETACHED BEAST(s).



Some are INSIDER(s), PHANTOM(s), PILGRIM(s). There are even those who are MALIGNANT, MALEDICTUS STRAYS that come from PROUD FLESH who have no CONSCIENCE. Others are ILL-BRED, MIS-LABELED HOMO HOMINI LUPIS(s)........that was a stretch......perps that SLITHER, BLINK and are SCARED CRAZY by his intensity. PRISONER(s) GROW increasingly nervous when he puts them in a STRESS(ful) POSITION with NO EXIT in sight.



Their BEST DEFENSE to stay off of DEATH ROE is to make AMENDS with our hero. His UNBLINKING EYE can see into the DEPTHS of their WRONGFUL LIFE, the VACANCY of their FALSE HEARTs(ed judges).........bad stretch......If you're ever BETRAYED, rest assured that the PROBABILITY of the PERSON OF INTEREST being trapped by Det. Goren is MAGNIFICAT.



If there is A MURDERER AMONG US, Det. Goren will find his BLIND SPOT. His UNTHETHERED commitment to catching perps is COLD COMFORT to them but, makes us JONES for his ROCKET(MAN).



He can be the EXTRA MAN in my bed anytime!! I'd even take a CRUISE TO NOWHERE with him!!!!! I'm just ONE of a LEGION of fans who COLLECTIVE(ly) and fondly call ourselves vixens. I WANT to join a SEX CLUB with the other FAITHFUL and PRIVILEDGE(d) BEDFELLOWS.



TOMORROW maybe he will SEE ME after I've had myself and my BAGGAGE SHRINK-WRAPPED and shipped to his SUITE (SORROW). The SILVER LINING to all this is the FAITH that should I have a SEIZURE, THE GOOD DOCTOR will be a SAINT.........ST. Vincent, of course!



Did I miss any?

12 comments:

  1. No idea Fuzzy, but if you did, it wasn't through lack of trying to include them all. Bravo *applause*

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  2. Bravo! Bravo! I can't imagine that you missed any :)

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  3. Ingenious, bravo! It's a very clever post, wish I had thought of it.

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  4. UUU..THAM..that was AWSOME!!
    I can't think of anything that you missed!!

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  5. I'm so in awe of your post that I couldn't tell you if you missed any...but even if you did I shouldn't think it mattered as you obviously put a great deal of love and devotion into it :-D

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  6. I'm lost for words!

    He is such an inspiration.

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  7. OMG! One of the best posts here ever! True genius! I think my favorite, though, has to be:

    He can be the EXTRA MAN in my bed anytime!! I'd even take a CRUISE TO NOWHERE with him!!!!! I'm just ONE of a LEGION of fans who COLLECTIVE(ly) and fondly call ourselves vixens. I WANT to join a SEX CLUB with the other FAITHFUL and PRIVILEDGE(d) BEDFELLOWS.

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  8. Wow, what a work. Very inventive. And no, you missed nothing.

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  9. Fuzzy, you definitely had 'criminal intent' in this post. I'm sure Bobby will want to pull down the blinds and deal with you privately in the interrogation room!

    Great post! Now you have to do his movie titles! Just kidding...

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  10. jersey, check my blog. I did one on movie titles, too!

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