season3, the gift
You know, Eames; this kid has one messy trunk.
There’s even sticky stuff on the trunk lock. This sticky substance looks familiar?
No it can’t be? No, false alarm it’s just bloody blood.
No it can’t be? No, false alarm it’s just bloody blood.
I tried to use one of these cameras in my bedroom once, but my old girlfriend objected.
Hard to believe, isn’t it?!?!
Hard to believe, isn’t it?!?!
No, it’s not evidence, they’re old love letters from crazy Nelda.
I better shred these before the Captain sees them.
I better shred these before the Captain sees them.
Eames, you still use a night light, girl?
I keep telling you if you let me spend the night you won’t need a night light.
I keep telling you if you let me spend the night you won’t need a night light.
No, I’m serious. I promise no funny stuff, really.
Hi! We’re checking in. Mr. & Mrs. Smith. That’s right Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Yes, yes, that’s our real names.
Yes, yes, that’s our real names.
I swear Alex, I left the suitcase right here. Look you can still see where the wheels left a mark.
Damn it! Yes, I’m upset that sweet little silk teddy was in the suitcase. You’d look hot in red silk.
At least the Vixens do!
At least the Vixens do!
Man! The necklace was supposed to be a surprise now it’s all tangled up.
I ought to smack you.
Do you have any idea what I’m like when I’m pissed off
AND horny?DO YOU!
AND horny?DO YOU!
Oh, please you’re just making it worse. I’ve looked through the bag three times,
there’s no red silk teddy to be found!
there’s no red silk teddy to be found!
I could strangle that kid. Wait till I get my hands on…
Oh sorry Carver, I meant I’ll get him to confess through the power of persuasion.
Of course that’s what I meant.
Oh sorry Carver, I meant I’ll get him to confess through the power of persuasion.
Of course that’s what I meant.
I KNEW, even the plan alone to spend a night with Eames would end up in a disaster.
See, that's why I would prefer the Vixens. Huh!
See, that's why I would prefer the Vixens. Huh!
Damn, he is SO handsome. I was wondering where MY teddy got off to!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it when he 'leans' - OK, I love that he exists!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! As for the missing teddy, I'm sure I could find a way to compensate. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd what's with that sock? He shouldn't be showing bare skin between his sock and pants. I can't take it. Whoever dresses him needs to get him longer socks.
ReplyDeleteNice to know he prefers a red teddy, I'd of thought he would have preferred blue.
Very funny first thing this morning. Excellent job.
I don't usually like that either, Basric, but ANY glimpse of V-skin is a turn-on for me.
ReplyDeleteLove your captions. Love the pictures even more...
Too, too funny! And I'll take some naked calf over clothed calf any day! LOL
ReplyDeleteJazzy, when you talk about Bobby and a sticky substance, my mind starts to wander...and I'm not talking about blood! ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd the naked ankle didn't bother me at all...once again, my mind started to wander.
There's a pattern here. If I only see the tip of Bobby's thumb, my mind wanders and I think how suckable it is...Do I lust after this sexy, beautiful man too much?
He can spend the night with me anytime!...but!! only if he promises there WILL be funny stuff.
ReplyDelete~~wink~~
Such a handsome man....~sigh~
jersey, i don't know whether one can lust too much after him. i just do it, and it feels right!
ReplyDeleteEames dosen't love my Bobby enaf,or is a woman enaf for Bobby!!I don't have(for right now)silk red teddys,but Bobby knows I look just fine in what I have in my closet!!He dosen't want me to hide to much of my body!!;)))
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