The Mystery of the Undies Issue

or
"A Search for the Elusive Python"




Yes, we have been down this road before; but you can never explore this issue enough. After all it is an issue that has not been resolved and only led to speculation, innuendo, and guessing. This issue needs serious research to solve the mystery of the undies issue.
Hard Core, Hands-on research. So get out your scientific equipment Vixens, take out your magnifying glasses (not that you need one) and start searching for clues.

Look over the photos carefully and determine the following possibilities briefs, boxers, European undies, Speedos, or does he go commando.




The Mystery deepens as we continue our research, maybe it’s just the way the fabric on his trousers fall that leads to speculation. As professional detectives we must determine if it is indeed a rather full pleat in the fabric of his pants or is it truly the Python? What clues indicate that he is going commando? Or for that matter he might be wearing rather snug fitting European briefs? Are there clues to suggest that he is wearing boxers? Boxers would be even more difficult to surmise if he was wearing them simply by viewing the habitat of said Python. You would need to do a very close-up examination to come to any definite conclusion.



I realize , dear Vixens, that it will take a lot of time and stick-to–it-ness to decipher the clues to this Mystery, but I am certain you are up to the challenge.

Boxers or briefs - at ANY rate we should start a petition to free the python.



"SET THE PYTHON FREE!"

23 comments:

  1. Oh Artist you make me laugh so much!

    I pity the man if you ever run into him on the NY streets. I know where your eyes will be going and that your study will be one with "criminal" intent!

    Let's just hope it is not so obvious that he has to give your the way down low Goren lean to get to make eye contact with you!

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  3. I reality, if I ever met him in person I doubt I could take my eyes off his beautiful face and not stare in wonder at those dark brown sensuous eyes. I can see it now, me with my mouth hanging open unable to form words. Not a pretty sight. But thanks for the vote of confidence.

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  4. Sorry that was me, I hit the button twice.

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  5. I think the poor man is so busy,he dosen't have time to buy a disant pair of undies!!Probaly he just grabs what he likes on glance,or maybe someone buys the undies for him;and when he trys them at home they just don't fit right.Well you know vixens,that his "phyton" is hard to hide,ussualy inmposible to hide.And with the wrong size undies the "phyton" ussualy get away,and it just can be contanied!!
    Lately that happends a lot..I don't mind it at all,not at all.OK,OK..I LOVE IT!!I try consantly to catch a peek at the "phyton"!!;)))
    I SOOO BAD!!;)))

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  6. I think he's commando at least some of the time. I doubt the python could wave at us so freely if it was in some way encumbered by some form of underwear. As ever, I need to PROVE my theory. I promise to warm my hands, Vincent ;0)


    I'm with artist, I'be transifixed by his face if I was ever blessed enough to meet him, although being short, my eye level might naturally be around his belt buckle area *thud*

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  7. I'm with Diane on this one. I think he goes commando. One day it hangs left, the next it hangs right ... and sometimes right in the center. Bouncy, bouncy!

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  8. Vincent strikes me as a 'no fuss, no muss' kind of guy...He doesn't have time to put on underware :)

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  9. artist...that's a good description of me...if I ever had the wonder of meeting him...mouth open, blank stare, no comment issuing from said open moth...really a sad state of affaris...

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  10. I'm sorry girls, if I ever met him ... as much as I love all his features, eyes, nose, hair, PERFECT face ... my eyes WOULD go south of the border. THEN ... I would check in with team 13 and report my findings ... after eight days of being in a coma, of course!

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  11. Oh, sorry......never made it past the 2nd picture.....were you saying something??

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  13. Gotta love that second picture ... a "magnificent specimen" indeed!!! Commando sounds good to me. I wonder if they need a new wardrobe assistant.:-)

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  14. perhaps the wardrobe guys sold his briefs (or boxers?) on ebay, so he has to go commando.

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  15. If they sold them on Ebay, WHY DIDN'T I GET AN ALERT!

    Actually, the prices for the last few items got really high. Obviously they are a good investment during this difficult financial period.

    I think I agree with the majority that I would be unable to take my eyes off his face, though they may get down as far as his hands when he signed an autograph for me.

    *Sighs*

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  16. Yes, Kimberly, it's one thing on our blog to talk about our fascination of said python and quite another to actually meet the man and not be mesmerized by his charm and his beautiful face. And as my mother always said "it's rude to stare, dear."

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  17. He has his slacks cut with extra material for some reason and the fact the python moves around in its nest from left to right when most left handed men hang tot the right. It is definitely NOT European speedo type, if he's not going commando he's wearing loose boxers. My husbands says that would depend on the texture of the material his jeans or slacks are made of whether he'd use boxers or not if a man like to go commando.

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  18. I ain't going THERE, BASRIC. LOL


    artist, I'd stare and stare and stare until the truck barreling down the street, honking at me, ran me over...

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  19. the same here - i was taught "it's rude to stare, dear". but they haven't said "it's rude to touch".

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  20. LOL - Jazzy you are too funny. Remember he plays a detective, you don't want to be arrested for lewd behavior or may be you do?

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  21. Just my opinion based on my hubby, but when the python is dangling, he's wearing boxers. Yes, it can be noticed with loose fitting cotton boxers in suit trousers. When the stuff looks all.... hmmmm.... "packaged up", he's wearing briefs. Again, JMHO.

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  22. Maui girl you are correct with your "technical" investigatory response, esp. silks.

    Perhaps it was noticed by individuals editing the filming on the set who "ever so tactfully" pointed it out and that is why he has been wearing jeans in the more recent episodes. Doesn't want to change his under habits - and blast it - shouldn't have to. So the director, or whoever, can either deal with the roving p... in suit pants or dress him in jeans!

    Personally I don't know where Freud came up with the whole p...envy thing. I can't imagine dealing with that uncomfortable set up in a pair of jeans!

    And to Jazzy's comment "i was taught "it's rude to stare, dear". but they haven't said "it's rude to touch". Jazzy: You can just say that you are Italian. We are known for talking with our hands. I am sure VDO would understand since he is of Italian descent himself. We know HE talks with his hands to express himself, right. Actually he does this a lot less than most 1-3 generation Italians I know.

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  23. coyoteondrake
    funny, in fact some of my ancestors are italians. i don't talk with my hands but i would use them on vince!

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