Eames, I was thinking...
See, this car isn't big enough any more for you and me...
...especially my Bigfoot - err big feet.
This car doesn't smell too good either,
and the electricity here sucks, too.
You see what I mean?
However, I have arranged something.
However, I have arranged something.
EAMES: Aaaaaw Bobby, you hired a priest who will make us a married couple!
You better stop watching Desperate Housewives, Eames!
He's just a... ahem... a buddy.
His house is for rent, and I want to move in.
He's just a... ahem... a buddy.
His house is for rent, and I want to move in.
Actually I need a size 13 house!
Anything that fits in with my shoe size, ya know. And all my cool phallic symbols.
It's got to have a garden, where I can dig and sow, plough and weed.
Apropos ploughing - I wonder if that chick knows how ssssexy I look
when I wear my BTOH.
when I wear my BTOH.
(Later)
Sure, and I keep all their saucy letters in my home office.
I nail - err - pin them all up on the wall, see?
It's perfect. I just need to clean up the floor; too many corpses...
...I guess that's par for the course, when you move into a crime scene.
EAMES: Say, Bobby, have you noticed that your new apartment is actually a crime scene?
So what, woman? It's better than your tiny, smelly, coal-fired car, no?!
EAMES: Man, don't tell me you keep photos of the Vixens next to your bed!
Sure, and I keep all their saucy letters in my home office.
I nail - err - pin them all up on the wall, see?
The Vixens even decorated my living room with phallic sculptures "Modern Art"!
It's perfect. I just need to clean up the floor; too many corpses...
...I guess that's par for the course, when you move into a crime scene.
No! Listen to me! You listen to me NOW!!!!
I want you to install a jacuzzi in my bathroom!
I want you to install a jacuzzi in my bathroom!
Hey, this library is not big enough. Damn!
OMG there IS a jacuzzi! Look at that!
Hee, hee, finally - I have my own blonde kitchen maid.
No, Eames, nobody told me that kitchen service was included.
I swear!
I swear!
EAMES: Well, I do like our new home... somehow.
Pffff...
I have just one question - is that jacuzzi big enough for Bobby and all his Vixens? LOL It's going to have to be huge! ;-)
ReplyDeletethat was fun. thanks.x
ReplyDeleteInspired!
ReplyDeleteA classic post...Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteJazzy it is obvious you desperately need some alone time with Bobby without Eames. Very amusing throughout except that shippy parts of it.
ReplyDeleteThere are enough of us with out Alex, even though he has the inside track.
that's right, basric - no place for shipper things. especially not in bobby's jacuzzi!
ReplyDeleteMusic Wench, it needs to be a huge jacuzzi just for BObby, let alone the Vixens!
ReplyDeleteSo there I was happily enjoying an innocent post, then came the tongue shot - woof!
I'll volunteer to PERSONALLY draw his bath water for the jacuzzi ...
ReplyDeletehee hee hee! Gotta love the idea of bobby and a jacuzzi! He'd be able to heat it up without it even being on!
ReplyDeletelol, good idea, jenz!
ReplyDelete"save heating energy - use bobby".
god, so many opportunities...
My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Thanks for the lovely post. (And thanks for adding a little bit of Eames in there... even she isn't able to resist his charms. What person can???)
ReplyDeleteFabulous post, I was rolling on the floor laughing. No seriously I wasn’t rolling on the floor with Bobby. I promise.
ReplyDeletewithout bobby? c'mon artist, who are you kidding, eh? but it's okay.
ReplyDeletejust make sure that he saves a bit "energy" for the rest of us.