Bobby's got a jacuzzi. FINALLY!

Eames, I was thinking...

Photobucket

See, this car isn't big enough any more for you and me...

Photobucket

...especially my Bigfoot - err big feet.

Photobucket

This car doesn't smell too good either,


Photobucket

and the electricity here sucks, too.

Photobucket

You see what I mean?
However, I have arranged something.


Photobucket

EAMES: Aaaaaw Bobby, you hired a priest who will make us a married couple!

Photobucket

You better stop watching Desperate Housewives, Eames!
He's just a... ahem... a buddy.
His house is for rent, and I want to move in.

Photobucket

Actually I need a size 13 house!

Photobucket

Anything that fits in with my shoe size, ya know. And all my cool phallic symbols.

Photobucket

It's got to have a garden, where I can dig and sow, plough and weed.

Photobucket

Apropos ploughing - I wonder if that chick knows how ssssexy I look
when I wear my BTOH.


Photobucket

(Later)

EAMES: Say, Bobby, have you noticed that your new apartment is actually a crime scene?

Photobucket

So what, woman? It's better than your tiny, smelly, coal-fired car, no?!

Photobucket

EAMES: Man, don't tell me you keep photos of the Vixens next to your bed!

Photobucket

Sure, and I keep all their saucy letters in my home office.
I nail - err - pin them all up on the wall, see?


Photobucket

The Vixens even decorated my living room with phallic sculptures "Modern Art"!

Photobucket

It's perfect. I just need to clean up the floor; too many corpses.
..

Photobucket

...I guess that's par for the course, when you move into a crime scene.

Photobucket

No! Listen to me! You listen to me NOW!!!!
I want you to install a jacuzzi in my bathroom!


Photobucket

Hey, this library is not big enough. Damn!

Photobucket

OMG there IS a jacuzzi! Look at that!

Photobucket

Hee, hee, finally - I have my own blonde kitchen maid.

Photobucket

No, Eames, nobody told me that kitchen service was included.
I swear!


Photobucket

EAMES: Well, I do like our new home... somehow.

Photobucket

Pardon, what -- 'OUR' new home ?!?!

Photobucket

Pffff...

Photobucket

13 comments:

  1. I have just one question - is that jacuzzi big enough for Bobby and all his Vixens? LOL It's going to have to be huge! ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  2. that was fun. thanks.x

    ReplyDelete
  3. A classic post...Brilliant!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Jazzy it is obvious you desperately need some alone time with Bobby without Eames. Very amusing throughout except that shippy parts of it.

    There are enough of us with out Alex, even though he has the inside track.

    ReplyDelete
  5. that's right, basric - no place for shipper things. especially not in bobby's jacuzzi!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Music Wench, it needs to be a huge jacuzzi just for BObby, let alone the Vixens!

    So there I was happily enjoying an innocent post, then came the tongue shot - woof!

    ReplyDelete
  7. I'll volunteer to PERSONALLY draw his bath water for the jacuzzi ...

    ReplyDelete
  8. hee hee hee! Gotta love the idea of bobby and a jacuzzi! He'd be able to heat it up without it even being on!

    ReplyDelete
  9. lol, good idea, jenz!
    "save heating energy - use bobby".
    god, so many opportunities...

    ReplyDelete
  10. My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Thanks for the lovely post. (And thanks for adding a little bit of Eames in there... even she isn't able to resist his charms. What person can???)

    ReplyDelete
  11. Fabulous post, I was rolling on the floor laughing. No seriously I wasn’t rolling on the floor with Bobby. I promise.

    ReplyDelete
  12. without bobby? c'mon artist, who are you kidding, eh? but it's okay.
    just make sure that he saves a bit "energy" for the rest of us.

    ReplyDelete