The Vinnies

This is the inaugural ceremony of the new awards inspired by the total failure of the Emmies ever to award anything to someone we all know and love.

Nominations were received for the following categories:

Most Active Python


Most Handsome Actor


Most Gorgeous Expression


Most Caring Character


And the winner in all categories is - Vincent D'Onofrio, in the LOCI episode Albatross.
Jeez, and that's just for one episode!

28 comments:

  1. You are spot on with this one! Brilliant awards! I think a two hour ceremony would maybe cover it! And of course all the vixens would have the front row seats at the event! Can someone say OPEN BAR!

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  3. Bravissimo!!!
    Magnifique!!!
    So wahr!!!
    Finally we can recompense him for his incredible work even if it's just for the blog!
    If we had to recompense all the awards he can inspire us it's not a 2 hour ceremony we needed it's a 2 days or maybe 2 weeks!!!lol
    Jenz I can say: "OPEN BAR" but YOU pay the champagne for all the Vixens!!!!!!!!
    ;-))))

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  4. Yeah okay...WE all agree he is the all time winner...so, who out there ISN'T choosing him for awards??
    Great caps, thanks for the post!

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  5. i would LOVE to hand over the "python award"!

    OPEN BAR
    cheers!

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  6. And as a professional bartender ... I'd have to make Vincent a verrrrrrry special conCOCKtion of my own first ...

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  7. Bravo! Bravo! I want to know what the award for 'most active python' looks like?!

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  8. A standing ovation for both VDO and Val. The "Vinnie's" are inspirational, just brillant!

    As for the open bar, I'm all for it. I'd love to be the first vixen to order Vincent two fingers of Glenlivet single malt scotch either on the rocks or better yet on my body. To hell with modesty, after all he is the most desirable man alive. Of course, that is if Jazzy doesn't beat me to the bar. With her laser vision I'm sure she'll spot Vincent long before I do. The lady's got class.

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  9. artistonthehudson, don't worry. the python is for all of us; we will toss a coin to see who's gonna be the first in line. is that okay for you?
    i just hope that our professional bartender gets overenthusiastic and adds some 'blue pills' to Vincent's drink.
    lol, we have to make sure that an inhaler is present.

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  10. Sounds good to me Jazzy - can I bring my own coin?

    I'm thinking that if Vincent sexually delights all the vixens with his mighty python we may need more than an inhaler we might want to have a paramedic on stand by. Without question he is a very virile man but there are sooo many vixens to satisfy. Even the most potent man needs a rest.

    He could always lay in my arms while he recuperates. Lovely!

    BTW - I'll gladly bring the blue pills!!!

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  11. Just as long as SnarkAngel keeps his cock out of my Martini HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Val these are WONDERFUL pictures for a wonderful idea ... that episode was just a feast for the eyes.

    Perhaps Vincent should get three Michelin Stars as well, for being so delicious??

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  12. great post. may i book my front seat now? what a wonderfull night we would all have.vincent would be worn out by the time he got home, thats if we let him go home!!

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  13. Anonymous12:08 PM

    lovely, great Pic`s Bravo

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  14. Caro,
    ein dickes fettes HALLO! klasse, daß du hergefunden hast... schöööööön!
    welcome aboard :)

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  15. Where is the ceremony??? my bags are closed (13 bags)!! Jazzy i'll needed your help for the choice of my evening dress!!
    And for me and Vince it's a champagne glass with some strawberry!!
    Put the bottle in freezer I'm coming!!!!!

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  16. ginie,
    wow, a french girl ask me what to wear - i am honoured!!
    a black dress = classy, ladylike, elegant.
    no?!
    (make sure that it's easy to unzip)

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  17. Anonymous8:50 PM

    I'd like to thank his mother and father for meeting, and making us someone SO special!!!

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  18. I had shown the given Emmys to VDO,from his fans Jazzy1!You can see them in my blog1!
    And for yours Jazzy..BRAVO,BRAVO,BRAVOOO..*clapping like crazy..*!!

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  19. Good idea Jazzy!thanks!
    The French and the Fashion it's just a cliché!!!
    I'm 21! The majority of my friends, girls, wear more Baggys and Vans than tailorsuit!! The last time i put a dress i was maybe....10 !!!
    It's the new generation no sense of the elegance!!! lol
    I'm go to find the perfect dress and the perfect shoes with some high heels i'm 1.62m it's could easier for him to hug me!!!
    ;-))))

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  20. yes, the 'new generation' need to follow the example of marilyn monroe, bette davis, brigitte bardot etc. those divas knew how to get hot men.

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  21. While we are on the subject of pythons and "Vinnie" awards, a quick query; what type of underwear do you think Vincent wears: briefs, boxers, thong (yes, remarkably enough they do make them for men), those skimpy speedo style briefs or as I speculate does he go commando?

    Because if he doesn't go commando his python always seems to be escaping from it's cage. Just an observation, not that I'm looking that closely. Oh please, whose going to believe that one? Yes, I admit it there are some places on that man (actually all of him) I just can't take my eyes off of, do you blame me?

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  22. Okay i'll pic up the tab for the champagne! We'll all remember to tip our favorite bartender but i'm sure Snark is hoping that Mr. D'Onofrio gives him a different kind of tip! and just so that we can clear up the whole 'commando' question i think there should be a segment on the 'pythons' habitat!

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  23. Excellent idea, Jenz1011! I agree the "python's" habitat does deserve it's own segment.

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  24. ...a sized 13 segment

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  25. Oh, yes - by all meams a size 13 project. I love a worthwhile project - perhaps a quilt of our favorite bits & pieces (of the mighty python)to cuddle up in on those cold winter nights. He does seem very cuddly - Vincent that is not necessarily the python. Although, I'd gladly cuddle up with the pyhton.

    Any underwear shots on photobucket? Or commando shots of the python - if only!

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  26. here we go again being shallow, lol.
    so do you think he wears undies? (i am not sure he does).
    c'mon artist, a python is a wild/dangerous animal and not made for 'cuddle-games'.

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  27. I do believe he does allow the python to roam free. As far cuddly - even the most dangerous animal can be tamed with the right equipment! Handcuffs, a whip, leather boots, or maybe catnip would be more suitable. I'm sure I could find something that would be purrfect for taming the beast.

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  28. I have an "urge" to spank VDO bare butt. . I mean really. Bring him right here, all tied up, and hand me the leather strap. Then you better stand clear, 'cause this man is white hot.

    you can see it in his eyes. Is there any more sexy sexual organ than the eyes?
    I don't want him blindfolded, or eyes cast down, I want him looking straight into my eyes after I spank his gorgeous buttocks. Then i look in his eyes and he looks back at mine and says, "Thank you mommy" It's the eyes!!! well lets face it, its the COCK also!!! does the "SIZE 13 ring a bell?? .

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