these 8 simple questions can help detect serious vincent problems:
* have people ever annoyed you by criticizing your vdo addiction?
* if vdo called you on the phone, would you tell hubby?
* have you ever watched a vdo movie first in the morning to steady your nerves?
* do you wanna lick screen when you watch TWWW?
* have you ever got teenage-attacks like: "omg he is so cuteeee!!!"?
* do you feel it is impossible for you to live without vincent?
* do you ever question your own sanity?
* have you ever overdosed on any LOCI eppy?
please note: an anti vincent therapy is effective, but how well and for whom has not yet been adequately researched!
do we need psychiatric help?
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Well, I don't have a hubby any more, so Vincent can phone me any time he likes and not fear.
ReplyDeleteMost of those don't apply to me apart from the first and last one, so obsessed I may be but not THAT obsessed.
ReplyDeleteWell gotta tell ya, as a long time fan it's hard to stop using that Bobby-drug.
ReplyDeleteI need a twelve-step program! xD
~Cindy~
I do question my own sanity but it has nothing to do with the dahling Vincent... LOL
ReplyDeleteval is the lucky one!
ReplyDeletejane, i saw a #5 comment by you somewhere out there ;)
cindy, for us 12 steps are not enough.
ann, i really thought i'm alone with that problem.
Of course I think he is cute Jazzy.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a hubby either, if Vincent wants to call me, I'm available, day OR night. I adore him and see absolutely nothing wrong in that. He lights up my life ;0)
ReplyDeleteNo hubby here, either. Most of these don't apply to me, however, I do have a whole other list of Bobby addiction symptoms from which I happily "suffer." As for sanity, or the lack thereof, it's a relative thing, don't ya think?
ReplyDeleteyes,no,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes...does that mean I have a problem?
ReplyDeleteObviously I don't see any of the above as a problem,more a way of life these days...long may it continue :-D
well, depending on your point of view, i either passed with flying colors or flunked your quiz.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE A PROBLEM AND I'M PROUD OF IT AND MY VDO SISTERS!!!
I'd like to contribute question
ReplyDelete#9(which I have personally experienced): Have your grown children teasingly called you Mrs. D'Onofrio?
My husband and I have an agreement that VDO is on the "short list" of men I am allowed to leave him for, if given the chance. Is it sad I have made this arrangement? I think not...
ReplyDeletenow that is a very cool meeting of my evil twins ;-)
ReplyDeletehubby or not - we have a problem of first order and yes, we are proud of it!!
jersey: it's even worst than that: bf starts to call himself mrs. donofrio - i admit that confuses me a bit.
best agreement ever, gooddessdster! hope you have notary's certification.
wait...who would want anti-Vincent therapy?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteThat is just too sad a thought to contemplate...
I think women who do NOT have our addiction need help.
ReplyDeletewell, i'd say some of these DO apply to me. apart that i don't have a hubby and i'm STILL a teenager, well, the last to are definitelly mine. hehe
ReplyDeleteAli:)
I have all those symptoms,and much,much more worse symptoms than those!!;))Vincent is my only sddicion,I wont give up!!:))I rather..this so true..give up chocolate or coffee!!:))And very proud of VDO obsesecion!!:));))Women which cant see how VDO is hot need help!!;))Now I don't have a hubby.But VDO can come to my room and help with my obsession..personaly!!:));))
ReplyDeleteI am addicted to VDO and REFUSE to become UNaddicted. Hey, I gave up cigarettes on January 1st. Isn't that enough?!?!?!? LOL
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