Team 13 Projects

SO LONG!

2010-12-09T18:20:00.017+01:00

Team Thirteen Projects is now going to stop broadcasting for a while. Probably quite a long while. However, if anything earth-shattering occurs, we will of course keep you fully informed,

in our inimitable style - so don't forget to stay subscribed.

So long for now and thank you for being such fun over the years. It was fun!
And a great honor for Team 13!

They always say "It ain't over till the fat lady sings" ...
well, we don't have a picture of Jazzy or the gorgeous Vincent as a fat lady, so this have to do.

Hello! And Welcome To Your Sex-Ed Class!

2010-12-04T13:50:00.014+01:00

Good Morning Class!

My name is Mister Webster and I’m going to be your Sexual Education teacher!
I hope that you discover how much fun Sexual Education can be. And I hope I can communicate to you how much fun it is also for me to SHOW you! Let's make it a pleasurable and enjoyable experience for both, you and I.
Do not look at Sexual Education as just another school subject! Your attitude towards it will decide how well you progress and learn. You must start with a strong foundation or base, and slowly build on it, day by day. And you must PRACTICE! Daily practice is so very important! Just think about the old German saying "We're not learning for school, but for life!"

Now pop quiz please, no talking!
JoJo, Snark, Bev, Mauigirl, I said NO talking, and that goes for you too! If you don't listen I'll 'discipline' you! You know what I mean?

Here's your question. Multiple choice.

"Do you want to stay after school for private tutoring?"

A, Yes. B, Yes. Or C, Yes.

Tick tick tick! Time's up, pencils down. What do you say?

All I Want For Christmas

2010-12-01T16:25:00.013+01:00

Apologies that Blogger has decided (again) to take a few posts down. I tried to get them back but all I got was 'Service not available'.... as usual. Well, as long as Vincent is 'available'....!

I heard this song on the radio and thought VDO!

"All I Want For Christmas" by Vince Vance & The Valiants

Take back the holly and mistletoe
Silver bells on string
If we wrote a letter to Santa Claus
We would ask for just one thing

We don't need sleigh rides in the snow
Don't want a Christmas that's blue
Take back the tinsel, stockings, and bows
'Cuz all we want for Christmas is you

We don't need expensive things
They don't matter to us
All that we want, can't be found
Underneath the Christmas tree

You are the angel atop our tree
You are our dream come true
Santa can't bring us what we need
'Cuz all we want for Christmas is you!

Sooo, dear Santa, you know what's on our list! Hint: it's bigger than a Prada shoe box and it's the same as previous year. Okay, further hint: take a look at the blonde Lady, she' s holding our list in her hand!

Hmmm.... you think here's hope we'll get everything we wish for on our Christmas list?

Have a wonderful day everyone!

Get Your Dream Job!

2010-11-28T15:40:00.021+01:00

Many airports across the country are seeking to hire more airport security screeners!

Transportation security screeners' duties include providing frontline security and protection of travelers, airports and airplanes by identifying dangerous objects in baggage and on passengers. Their job is to prevent those objects from being transported onto aircraft by utilizing diverse, cutting edge electronic detection and imaging equipment, as well as using the lessons learned from a concentrated training curriculum. These job duties will be carried out using means of electronic screening machines, hand-held screeners, and hands-on "pat down" methods directly touching passengers.

At this point, dear Vixens, you may well ask why this is relevant to you, and what does this has to do with Vincent??? Well, Vincent travels by airplane! Okay, you need to know that passengers are to assume the positions as seen below.

The screener (that could be you) must run their hands up one leg, feel around at the crotch area for contraband .......

......down the other leg, back up the back side of the leg, feel around the passenger's ass for more contraband.

Take a breath! Okay, then starting at the waist area,

run hands up and around the chest area.

Then up around the shoulders and then with arms around the passenger,

feel down and around the back.

Now you will start on one arm, feeling all the muscular parts, looking for anything unusual,

then doing the same on the other arm.

And just in case he may have concealed anything in his hair, you must run your hands all through his hair,

lingering around the ears, neck, and throat.

The final step is an internal inspection of the passenger's mouth with your own lips and tongue!

Aaaahh I want to get this job so badly!!!
Anyone else want to apply?

Happy Birthday JoJo!

2010-11-27T01:10:00.006+01:00

Dear JoJo, today is your special day and Bill is here wanting to take you out to a romantic dinner!

But first he would like to perform the Birthday poem he wrote just for you. Enjoy!

I wish I could give you a birthday kiss

If only you, I didn't have to miss

I wish I could give you a birthday hug

I wish I could hold you all snug!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOJO!

ADORABLE EDIBLES FOR YOU!

2010-11-25T00:52:00.020+01:00

Adorable edibles for naughty vixens, pilgrims and other Thanksgiving guests!

What we're talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. And who would not like to serve Thanksgiving dinner to the world's sexiest man?

Don't fear if you can't prepare a thirteen course menu. Just serve him a little something special, hot and spicy. Imagine our veracious Vincent dining on cranboobies, rhubarb pie, whipped cream and all sorts of decadent delicacies on this festive holiday.

Perhaps he will bring a fruit basket and let you peel the banana just for him. You can slowly nibble or swallow it whole. Or offer yourself to Vincent as a food model where you become the canvas. Be creative, Vixens, the opportunities are endless! "Give Thanks" to him any way you desire. It will surely guarantee a perfect tasty addition to your holiday meal.

Let us give thanks today and share our love of Vincent, shall we?

Dear Vixens!
I say thank YOU!

Thank you for always taking the time to stop by and comment even though we lead busy lives; please know you are loved! Thank you sooo much for sharing your thoughts here with our VDO family. I am grateful from my heart for you all and our lovely host Vincent.

Vixens, you are the absolute best!!

7 degrees of Vincent

2010-11-22T10:20:00.004+01:00

Those of us that are over well, okay those of us that remember the 90s played a game called 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon. Hopefully everyone knows who Kevin Bacon is...

Sorry one of my FAVORITE pics but he wanted me to explain the game for those of you that well are younger than some...

Kevin Bacon had such a wide appeal and was in so many movies that you could name a celebrity in within 7 movies link him to Kevin Bacon. It was fun and challenging and I enjoyed trying to make a connection in the least amount of links possible.

Vincent is suggesting that I get on with the point so I will...

My buddy Michelle, (fellow D'Onofrio recruit, I'm worse than an Army recruiter about this man.. sorry digressing again, my BAD!), and I were reminiscing about that game and than I had a D'Onofrio induced thought. (Not an uncommon occurrence in my house after all my family calls him my boyfriend!)

I'm taking so long he said he needed a beverage so I'll hurry it along...

With our beloved's vast credentials it would be easy to change the game to 7 degrees of Vincent D'Onofrio. I'll illustrate my point thusly.....

Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe to Denzel Washington in American Gangsters
Denzel Washington to Ethan Hawke in Training Day
Ethan Hawke to Vincent D'Onofrio in Brooklyn's Finest or if you'd rather Chelsea Walls

See in only 3 steps!

Still not convinced okay let's see another star.. um... okay got one

Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey to Al Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross
Al Pacino to Don Cheadle in Ocean's 13
Don Cheadle to Vincent D'Onofrio in Brooklyn's Finest!
3 steps again I rock!

If you can't see the way the game is played now both he and I are out of ideas, but we bet you have it....
So let us have it! Throw out the star you don't think will work and let's see if we can connect them to D'Onofrio in 7 steps. I suppose I should do one more... the obvious choice

Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon to Tim Robbins in Mystic River
Tim Robbins to Vincent D'Onofrio in the Player
tee hee only 2 steps!

Come on vixens, let's play a game!

Human Chocolate!

2010-11-19T09:55:00.023+01:00

Is there anyone who does not like chocolate? To me, Milka and Hershey are nothing but synonyms for pleasure. And what I ultimately want from chocolate is pleasure! As a child whenever I eat sweets my Nanny would rebuke me, no doubt worrying about my health. "You are what you eat!" she would say. To be a guilty pleasure, hey, why not?
Every time when I see Bobby eating chocolate I melt away and totally believe the phrase "You are what you eat". Sweet! Strong! Sexy! And highly addictive!

Chocolate "Food of the Gods" is always chosen as the number one flavor in taste tests and is the most widely and frequently craved food worldwide. A popular explanation for this is that chocolate contains mood-enhancing ingredients that make you happy. High levels of these ingredients exerts an amorous effect - they stimulate the secretion of endorphins, and produce feelings of elation, attraction, excitement and giddiness. The same chemicals are released in your brain when you have an orgasm.

Vincent has a similar effect on me as chocolate. Just much more better! Basically, the same as having really, really good sex. With Vincent, I would like to do BOTH!!

And if he was a chocolate bar I would describe it as follows:

Seductive Italian chocolate, made from only the finest ingredients!
Intensely fudgy, yet not too sweet. With rich fruit notes and a long finish.
Just the stuff dreams are made of!

Wouldn't you like to nibble him up?

A well deserved day!

2010-11-17T20:15:00.005+01:00

Don't know about you but my life has been really hectic lately and I figured I deserved a break...

A moment to kick back and relax...

Step out and see the sights...

Maybe go for a ride!

Or maybe have a friend stop by...

Then we'll visit for a while!

You're so right let's just stay in bed the rest of the day!

See I told you we deserved it!

Aspects of the Beast

2010-11-15T08:31:00.014+01:00

First of all I'd like to say that I liked our black blog design a lot, but its high contast of black background with white fonts made it hard for me to read text here. I hope the new appearance is more pleasing; at least to my half blinded eyes. Anyway.

In 2006 I visited the Musée d'Art et d'Histoire in France. They presented Paul Servolex's work - a collection of marble statues. Each of the postures corresponds to a human sexuality position as described by the well known ancient Indian Hindu user manual for lovemaking (Kama Sutra that is). Title of Servolex' exhibition: Regards sur la bête, in English: Aspects of the Beast.

And since there's only ONE beast on our mind I created a slideshow using works of art of a special kind. I am leaving it up to you to find an appropriate title.

I'm back and with a question ... as usual!

2010-11-13T04:20:00.001+01:00

I'm back! Sorry to be gone for a while but my mother found not one lump but two in her left breast. It was very scary here for a while! Good news is one was benign and the other was a lymph node that slipped down?! WTF?! I didn't even know that was possible but yeah it is and for the record can happen so there but I digress! (By now you all know I tend to do that so no big surprise!)

While spending more than my fair share in hospital waiting rooms and doctor office waiting rooms no one looked as hot in scrubs as this guy by the way... anyway I read a LOT of crappy magazine articles! Lots and lots of really bad articles on everything from how to keep my lips moist during the winter to how to make sure I don't burn the holiday turkey. I got tired of them and started reading some with short stories in them. Some good most made me think that my quest to publish is unjust cause I can write much better than these idiots!

Yes our boy is reminding me to get to the heart of it so I will.

One of the stories was about these two friends who had just been through bad relationships and decided to shake up their lives. Ones friend's cousin or something knew the temps that worked at the studio where they filmed their favorite soup opera and the two decided to get in as temps and meet their favorite heartthrob. (Now you all are probably getting where my mind was going...) They beat the temps to the job and they get into the set in a ridiculous way... (I am NO going to tell you the story name or the idiot author cause I am not giving her that much credit, needless to say if you see a story by anyone with her first two initials being the 13th letter of the alphabet and a last name that rhymes with Barker be forewarned.... that's all I am saying!) Anyway one ends up getting him a water and loses it gushing about being a fan and how she snuck in and asking him a bunch of questions and gets thrown out while the other stays on quietly basking in his glory until she's busted too....

Now our boy is wondering what the point of this post is well I'm at that...

If you could get in to where he was filming by some insane reason what would you do?

Would you wait for the chance to get close to him and then unleash the beast before you lose the opportunity or would you be able to bide your time and watch, never saying a word just to be near him.

Really think for a minute, this is the guy we are talking about. Do you have the kind of willpower not to say anything in his presence. I thought at first that I would have the willpower to resist the urge to drool over him. Now I actually believe that I would crack like a cheap plastic seat cover! Let me know what your thoughts are, I always look forward to your takes on everything.

Hands and Lips

2010-11-10T21:00:00.002+01:00

I hope it will not be regarded as a revolutionary observation, but I must say that Vincent knows how to kiss! Just look at how Bill holds Jojo's face. His hands give an additional sensation and are a kind of bonus so to speak. And once again I'm overwhelmed with jealousy.

COUNT D'RACULA

2010-11-08T03:40:00.026+01:00

Vampires are sexy, Vampires are hot! It is of no wonder that Dracula had been the subject of more films than any other fictional character. Since the time of Béla Lugosi's Dracula the Vampire, male or female, has usually been portrayed as an alluring sex symbol. Wesley Snipes, Edward Cullen, Frank Langella, and Lauren Hutton are just a few examples of actors who brought great sex-appeal into their portrayal of the Vampire.
Yes, there is something about these Gothic symbols of manhood that makes you weak in the neck. It's their style, their power and their flair for the romantic. And let us not forget, they're the ultimate bad guys. Which simply means they have dirty sex a lot! It's probably a combination of all of the above that makes these thousand-year-old walking corpses so damn appealing.
So, wouldn't it be great if the sexiest man alive and best kisser ever played the role of Count D'racula in the adult version of 'Let The Right One In' or 'Midnight Kiss'?

Seven reasons why Vincent should do it!

#7 VAMPIRES ARE LONERS

The average guy (that is every man compared to our Vincent) runs with a pack; a group of close friends who come over to watch the game, hit the tiles on the weekends and get into trouble together. Sounds like fun to you? Let's face it, dear Vixens: This clan takes up quality time and attention that is reserved for YOU! The Vampire however works alone. He is usually out doing his own thing. He has aaaaalllll the time in the world. Literally!

#6 THE PRE-FUCK DANCE

Everybody loves sex! And every Vixen loves those ciggie-worthy, pantie-moistening scenes that we have seen in Guy, Naked Tango and Claire Dolan. But the greater turn on is all the fooling around that should be involved. You know, some men just like to get down to business, but not Vampires! They want to mess around. Particularly around the neck area -- the 'sweet spot' as it's known around the coffins. They know how to start off tender and soft and then get rough. WOOF!

#5 THE VAMPIRE SEARCHES FOR ENDLESS LOVE

Sounds like a big pro, doesn't it? I mean, you and Vincent destined to meet, fall in love and be together forever, or at least till pleasure kills you. Now imagine that Vincent as a Vampire is just as eager to find YOU and has been searching for untold centuries. Finally he finds you and sinks his teeth (figuratively) into you, he makes you feel like you are the only one in the world. It's no wonder you fall hard ..... then again, it could also be the blood loss.

#4 GOTH BUT CLASSY

Ever seen a poorly dressed Vampire??? Vampires are always impeccably dressed and they wear their clothes well and always with the perfect fit. Their fashionable and usually dark garments show off just the right amount of chest. A nice and sexy pair of skin-tight pants completes the look. Yes, that's right, the key word here is TIGHT! Can you picture it? Vampires look better dressed than the living, not even taking into consideration the fact they can't run to Calvin Klein to pick up a black suit for tonight's big date.

#3 ROMANCE

Vampires know how to pull all the tricks to make the setting perfect. Also working to their advantage is that they don't do much talking to ruin the moment. The full moon seems to follow them wherever they go, the scenery is always dark and mysterious and the atmosphere is just right for doing something dirty.
They've also had hundreds of years of practice .... think about that for a moment!

#2 POWER

Vampires exude two types of power. The first is the raw, physical power. The Vampire is always in phenomenal shape; it must be the low carbs/high blood diet and tons of sleep. The second type of power is mental. He's usually a manipulative bastard who can match brains as much as brawn. It's almost IMPOSSIBLE to kill a Vampire! So, this is the major reason Vincent should go for it - he could be killed even before the beginning scene and yet keep on biting, sucking and kissing until the happy ending!

#1 VAMPIRES ARE BAD GUYS

And bad guys are HOT! Now mix in the fact that the Vampire is searching for eternal love - et voilà! - you've got the ULTIMATE LOVE MACHINE!

Just imagine a mixture of Cholo and Carl and you'll know what I mean. That blooksucker answers to no one, lives by his own rules, wears nice clothes, is hated by millions of living fuckin' tourists and he's hot. He is the man our parents warned us about! Except with more eye liner and lip gloss than they could have ever predicted.

HE ISN'T JUST BAD, HE'S DEAD! BEAT THAT!

Letter to Guy

2010-11-06T01:05:00.008+01:00

Dear Guy!
I'm going to spend the weekend doing something absolutely unheard of and certifiably insane - I'll be cooking. So, will you do me a favor and keep the things rolling while I'm away? I suggest that maybe you could do striptease. After all the Vixens deserve a special treat!

Yours sincerely

Have a great weekend everyone!

Dirty Thoughts: This Is My Story

2010-11-03T19:38:00.001+01:00

This is my goofy story that I couldn’t help but share with you. It’s quite amusing in my opinion. I just hope it’s not one of those ‘you had to be there’ kind of stories.

So, I’m just going to get right to the point. I was lying on a hospital bed a couple weeks ago. I was hooked up to all the fun stuff that you need to be hooked up to when you’re about to be put out. As the anesthesiologist started to inject the anesthetic into my IV line, she said, “Relax and think good thoughts.”

Being put out has never bothered me – I’ve been put out more times than I can count so the idea of having good thoughts never crossed my mind before. However, the idea being planted into my mind by her words immediately had me thinking good thoughts…

Can you guess what my good thoughts were about? Here's a little PG-13 rated preview:

Of course I had to think of him and Criminal Intent.

And maybe an interview of him about Criminal Intent.

And then to that sexy hair and smile of his.

Then to him smoking....

And smoking....

And to him and his smokin' hot ass that I just want to grab!

Not a second after she said that, my thoughts immediately drifted to several different images of Vincent D’Onofrio. Most were definitely rated mature, so just use your imagination. How fitting, right? And, of course, about two seconds later I forced the dirty images in my head to stop and my thoughts literally changed to (not joking and excuse the language): Oh, fuck, I’m going to start thinking of him and then my blood pressure is going to rise!

I think I actually began to redden slightly. Then she looked at me and asked if I could feel the anesthetic yet. I simply stated ‘yes’ and then decided it would be better if I thought of a beach, a waterfall, something very unoriginal. I mean, hello! Look at those pictures. I figured picturing a waterfall would be best.

I conked out maybe 10 seconds later, but my last thoughts before I did were: “Oh, yes, this will make a great post for Team 13 Projects! I must share!!!”

How perfect, I thought later when I woke up. I was afraid I wouldn’t remember. Well, I did. It took all I had to not start laughing.

This story just goes to show you the trouble you may get into thinking about Vincent. Hmm. Maybe I worded that wrong. I mean, really, how can you get into trouble thinking about him? *grins*

So, I’m curious now. Any unusual places or situations you’ve thought of him before? As if there are any bad places or times to think about him. =)

On another little note: I’m having shoulder surgery November 5, so I will be out of commission for a little while (I don’t do so well typing one-handed). Let’s just hope I don’t turn red when I think about him - and I most definitely will be thinking about him this time I’m put out. I can't help it now and it's so not my fault! =)

Gavin

2010-11-02T10:00:00.002+01:00

.... on his way to your bed.
(Don't you just wish?)

Halloween Candy Is Here For You

2010-10-31T00:05:00.038+02:00

GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GHOULS!

You know what time is coming? It's time when Strange Days start to become even stranger nights, a night of supernatural Law & Disorder abundant. We're celebrating one of the most exciting nights of the calender, so how would you spend this night?
Stay home? STAY HOME??? All the options of The Whole Wide World, and you choose to stay at home lonely on The Thirteenth Floor? Sure it's fun to sit on the sofa maybe watching an old Ed Wood film or chucking on some of those Cadillac Records, but I was thinking on a much grander scale -- A Night on the Town, and have arranged something special for you.

Something verrrrrry special!

Are you ready for it? Are you? Well, you better be 'cause this is going to be a memorable night:

A HORROR FILM MARATHON AT THE CINEMAS

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF VINCENT WILL BE JOINING US!

So my lovelies, pop the corn, hold hands with Vincent in the back row and settle in for a terrifying night of thrills and chills. But please don't misbehave TOO much, you don't want to end up in The Cell.

What scary movies are we going to see, you are asking me.
Ha, I've chosen some goodies for you. But be warned, these are not for the faint-hearted!

The Devil's Rejects

Otis B. Driftwood: "Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

The Silence Of The Lambs

Dr. Hannibal Lecter: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".

Army Of Darkness

Ash: "Okay you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

Army Of Darkness

Ash: "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures."

Paranormal Activity

Micah: "I'm pretty sure what we did was illegal in 20 states. She's a Freak."

It's The Great Pumpkin

Linus: "You've heard of the fury of a woman scorned, haven't you?"

Charlie Brown: "I guess I have."
Linus: "Well, that's NOTHING compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of trick-or-treats."

Hellraiser

Pinhead: "I have SUCH sights to show you!"

The Body Snatcher

Doctor Fettes: "We medicals have a better way than that. When we dislike a friend of ours, we dissect him."

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes

"We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is NOT dangerous!"

Psycho

Norman Bates: "We all go a little mad sometimes."

The Abominable Dr. Phibes

"Love means never having to say you're ugly."

The Simpsons
Treehouse Of Horror

Homer: "Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I pull the trigger." [Thinks] "Oh that's a perfect one! But I don't need to say it out loud 'cause I'm by myself."

Young Frankenstein

"Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?"

Sleepy Hollow

Constable Ichabod Crane: "Did you move the body?"
Dr. Thomas Lancaster: "Yes."
Constable Ichabod Crane: "You must NEVER move the body!!!"
Dr. Thomas Lancaster: "Why?"
Constable Ichabod Crane: [pauses to think] "Because."

What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?

Blanche: "You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I wasn't in this chair."
Jane: "But ya Aah Blanche, ya AAAH in that chair!!"

Frankenstein

"Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive,

IT'S ALIVE!"

The Exorcist

"Take me! Come into me! God damn you. Take me. TAKE ME!!!"

The Exorcist

"What an excellent day for an exorcism!"

Aaah, Vincent is here to pick you up and waiting to go out with us all (isn't he Mr. Wonderful). And when the last movie of this show is over we'll play Trick-Or-Treat with him, who knows, perhaps he'll give away 'something more' than just candy.

So, Children Of The Night, Who Of You Will Be Joining Us?

Just too cute

2010-10-29T19:00:00.018+02:00

Masquerade is one of the most amazing episodes, both Vincent and Liza were just great!

Liza is a huge LOCI fan, but I think she had more than a little bit of a crush on our man.
See for yourself! This is the highlight of an interview with her - she was just too cute.

Click here if you want to watch the full interview.

Leonard Schrader's Naked Tango

2010-10-28T11:15:00.027+02:00

Some info and visuals for film buffs, movie lovers and vixens

• William Hurt was originally cast to play Cholo, then Esai Morales was cast as Cholo. As we know, the starring role finally went to Vincent.
• Manuel Puig (1932-1990) an Argentine who wrote many novels and stories (including Kiss of The Spider Woman) is credited with suggesting the idea of the story for Naked Tango to Leonard Schrader (who wrote the screenplay for Puig’s novel Kiss of The Spider Woman).
• Patricio Bisso who plays Gaston The Hairdresser did the Costume Design for Naked Tango, and did the costumes for Kiss of The Spider Woman and costarred in Kiss of The Spider Woman (he played Greta).
• Santos Maggi, the blindfolded bandoneon player, was in the show Forever Tango.
• Anthony Pratt, the Production Designer for Naked Tango plays the small part of the Ship Captain. He is also the great nephew of actor Boris Karloff.
• Carlos Rivarola the choreographer is a professional dancer and was featured in the 1988 film Tango Bar with Puerto Rican actor Raul Julia, who also starred in Kiss of The Spider Woman in 1985 with William Hurt.

On Air - Man on the Ledge!

2010-10-27T06:40:00.027+02:00

Appropriately for the Halloween season - Downloadable radio plays for the digital age.

Vincent D’Onofrio lending his vocal skill to the first episode debuting online today, Maggio's Man on the Ledge. Episodes will be available on the Tales from Beyond the Pale website for $1.99 each, with an expansion soon to iTunes, Amazon and other outlets. In December, the first season will be collected in a deluxe CD package.

http://www.talesfrombeyondthepale.com/

Man on the Ledge (Spoiler!!)

A man reflects on his life - and imminent death - while perched on a ledge overlooking Manhattan. Through a series of surprising reveals, what begins as a touching soliloquy on human frailty slowly devolves into a psychotic screed as our ledge-dweller's misdeeds are slowly brought to light. Starring Vincent D'Onofrio as The Man on the Ledge, with Larry Fessenden as Bill Coley, the officer charged with talking him down. Featuring John Speredakos, Nick Damici and Greg Amici.

If you visit Fuzzy's blog (and I hope you do) you know the video she posted today "Exclusive - Man on the Ledge Feature". As always Vincent looks DAMN attractive! Of course I couldn't resist to take some screencaps.

New Pictures!

2010-10-26T08:52:00.011+02:00

From the screening at the Woodstock film festival "Don't Go In The Woods".
All photos by Tracey Ketcher.

Vincent D'Onofrio: Killing us softly

2010-10-25T15:40:00.025+02:00

The countdown has begun! 5 days and counting until All Hallows Eve (CLICK ME), and bad boy Carl is here to make our October nights a little more 'uneasy'. A good time to read this interview, Vincent D'Onofrio: Killing us softly.
(Can't help myself, the title alone starts a veritable chain-reaction of thoughts.)

To read the full interview click here

(Vincent and Director Tarsem Singh on the set)

What kind of research did you do to prepare for the role of Stargher?

"I don't want to get into it too much because some of it's too harsh.
But, you know, there's so much access to things these days because of the Internet."

There's an intense scene in the film where Stargher's suspended over a dead, naked woman by steel rings that are pierced into his skin. Can you describe the filming of that? "It was uncomfortable. A body double shared half the pain with me for all the wide shots. I had to do all the closer stuff. You're harnessed up, and prosthetic skin is glued to your skin. You're hoisted up by cables hooked to a harness beneath this fake skin."

(Vincent and his Double)

"I mean, it's not digging ditches or anything, but it's not the first thing you want to do in the morning. Actually, in the photos of people who do that, their skin stretched a lot farther than we stretched it. They wouldn't allow us to stretch the skin any farther."

(Vincent's Double)

One of the great moments in the film is when Stargher and Lopez's character, Catherine Deane, have a conversation while your hands are playing in the bloody water of a bathtub containing a nude, female corpse. Can you describe what was going on between you and Lopez in that scene?

"All the times that Jennifer and I were together, it was very quiet, particularly in that scene."

"Her approach to it was very silent and my approach to it was very silent. Nobody knew what I was going to say. They certainly knew by then that I wasn't going to stick to the script. Jennifer and I never spoke about any of the scenes we were going to do on purpose. It got to the point where if anybody had interrupted what we were doing, the whole mood would have crashed down like glass. It was that fragile -- quite an intense day."

"The girl who was in the tub, she had to lie there -- not very nice. I didn't know her name -- some model chick. She certainly wasn't going to talk to me. And I wasn't going to talk to her. It was that mood on the set. The cool thing about doing a film like that, unlike the "Steal This Movie" part, is you don't have to be social at all. I prefer that. That's more my personality. I can carry that feeling around with me when I'm doing a part like that where I don't want anyone to know what I'm going to do. That is, if the director allows that."

"So I riffed on the idea of what was there and did many different versions of it. Then when the camera was on Jennifer, I did something completely different to bring some tears up in her. Something I won't discuss with you. I said things that I knew would move her. But that's not uncommon; actors do that all the time."
How do you know what to say to get that kind of reaction?
"We're actors. We know that shit. If we don't know anything, we know that."

You've done disturbing roles before -- was Stargher the most disturbing?
"As far as a fictional character's morals, he would probably be the least moral person I've ever played."

May be Carl is the least moral person Vincent has ever played but he is definitely one of the hottest.

KISS

2010-10-24T08:12:00.015+02:00

At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. Al my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, all the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense.
(Extract from the novel Narcissus and Goldmund by Hermann Hesse)

Have a great Sunday!

Yes, we want!

2010-10-22T12:35:00.020+02:00

(Person of Interest S2)

Nicole: "Keep your hands on deck. We don't want you playing with your pistol under the table."
Oh, really? C'mon, Bobby, do it! And please let us know if you need a playmate.

Does our man look gorgeous or what?

2010-10-21T20:03:00.016+02:00

Vincent attends the global launch of "1.4 Billion Reasons" on DVD at The Museum of Modern Art on October 20, 2010 in New York City.
And there are 1.4 Billion reasons why we adore that man!
With many thanks to Lozzie for sending me these pix. She was way faster than all my Google alerts. As usual.

PHOTOS FROM CRACKERS

2010-10-20T20:45:00.012+02:00

These are a lot of photos, but something tells me you don't mind :) Gotta admit, I made 'funny' noises when I first saw them. There are nipples, butt, tummy, the mug and a kiss ....

Enjoy scrolling your way down!

DOs and DON'Ts

2010-10-18T14:35:00.028+02:00

The first DO goes to the brand Bounty. They are awesome! Just today I watched Guy, and all of my drool had been soaked up into only one XXL pack!

DON'T stare at your whites getting whiter and your brights getting brighter. Now, if you like being hypnotized, that's fine, but if it bores the heck out of you, you should do something to kill time at the laundry.

DO
Has anyone out there already started a blog called "Things To Do With Him Before You Die"? If not, dibs.

DON'T

"Did you cum?" If this question is from Elton lying on top of you after he reached the point of sexual eruption, lie to him: "No, I did not", and he'll put the mental delay on his dick to make SURE you have the time of your life. Yes, that might kill you. But what a way to go!

Let's face it, the mental state of toy-boy Carl isn't the healtiest ever. I appreciate this scene anyway! You know, the only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly.

DON'T
I think that a woman who stares at other guys while dancing with Vincent is anything but a 'Pretty Woman', but something tells me Hilary couldn't give less of what I think.

DO
Now there's a girl who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go for it!

There are many other things I would like to watch this guy do, like riding a bike,

or dancing on the roof,

... but for now, simply watching him sitting on the floor is mesmerizing enough.

DON'T
Aw, Conroy 'smartass' Smith thinks he can mess with a certain Detective. I bet Conny is under arrest in 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 ...

DON'T
you ever say to the Sex God "You have to come out now!"

DO
Send Eames away and have Bobby for dinner. Will I ever find words to express how great this woman is?

DON'T
No matter what he asks you for, "Detective, I'm a married woman" is not the correct answer!

Okay, this one is a DO as in "I'd like to DO things to him while his tounge is inside of me," but also a DON’T as in "Please DON'T kiss like that, I'm running out of Bounty..... again!"

How will they go from here.....

2010-10-16T09:14:00.002+02:00

Snyder's last post got me thinking. How will they go from here....

to here.....

I mean it seems a stretch to me that after the fallout of season 9's painful parting to believe that Goren and Eames will come skipping back to Major Crimes all smiles and ready to rock! Sounds like somebody is gonna have to do some some fast talkin' or employ a hypnotist to me.

I mean are they going to go ridiculous and cheesy and we find Eames waking up with Bobby in the shower and the whole last season was a dream... (fyi probably one of the the most disappointing and insulting things ever on tv! And I've seen all the Rock of Love seasons so I know ridiculous and insulting!)

(see even Bobby is doubtful of that one)

Or is it going to be a case SO VERY intricate that they will have to grovel at the feet of Goren and then he and Eames will have to get the band back together for an out of retirement reunion tour?

(he doesn't seem to be fond of that idea either)

Well...

(Snyder posted a shot from Cuba Libre and I was thinking about one of my fave pics and I had to drool over it a minute! Sorry for the sidebar i'll get back on my soapbox now and rant away again... sorry for the break in the action)

Or maybe we'll just have the Chief of D's get fired for being a hater and then the new boss with have to reinstate Goren...

(at least he seems open to that one)

But really how are they going to bring them back and where are they going to go from there? I know you all have gr8 theories, let's hear a few and I'll leave you with this...

and this

and this ...

Now tell me your theories.....

Over The Years

2010-10-14T22:35:00.002+02:00

I really wanted to do a post that showed how Bobby has progressed over the years. Sorry for all the pictures, but I have a feeling you won’t mind too much. =) I tried to post some pictures that are not overly used. You know, something different. Each picture is in order and has the episode name and when it first aired underneath it. So, without further ado…

Season 1:

Episode: One. Aired on: 9/30/01

Episode: The Third Horseman. Aired on: 1/6/02

Episode: Homo Homini Lupus. Aired on: 3/3/02

Season 2:

Episode: Bright Boy. Aired on: 10/6/02

Episode: The Pilgrim. Aired on: 11/17/02

Episode: Cuba Libre. Aired on: 3/9/03

Season 3:

Episode: Gemini. Aired on: 10/5/03

Episode: Stray. Aired on: 11/2/03

Episode: The Saint. Aired on: 3/14/04

Season 4:

Episode: The Posthumous Collection. Aired on: 10/3/04

Episode: In The Dark. Aired on: 10/32/04

Episode: Beast. Aired on: 4/10/05

Season 5:

Episode: Grow. Aired on: 9/25/05

Episode: In The Wee Small Hours. Aired on: 11/6/05

Episode: On Fire. Aired on: 5/14/06

Season 6:

Episode: Blind Spot. Aired on: 9/19/06

Episode: Bedfellows. Aired on: 10/17/06

Episode: The War at Home. Aired on: 11/14/06

Season 7:

Episode: Self-Made. Aired on: 11/15/07

Episode: Untethered. Aired on: 12/6/07

Episode: Betrayed. Aired on: 6/22/08

Season 8:

Episode: Playing Dead. Aired on: 4/19/09

Episode: Faithfully. Aired on: 5/17/09

Episode: All In. Aired on: 7/19/09

And lastly, well, you know the ending...

Season 9:

Episode: Loyalty (Part 2). Aired on: 4/6/10

Staten Island

2010-10-12T17:50:00.003+02:00

I just watched Staten Island, AGAIN and couldn't help but marvel at it.
First of all look at him..

Only a man with his sexuality could make me attracted to those glasses, I mean holy cripe batman! But seriously the way he immerses himself in his characters staggers me sometimes. It's easy to forget that he is acting, I buy him as that character every single time, he becomes them!

He plays a man with 'mommy issues' well, do you ever wonder about his relationship with his own mother. Just a totally off subject rant please forgive the whimsy.

I remember being mad the first time I saw it thinking, "are they killing off my boy so soon AGAIN!"

I love when he bursts up out of the water, powerful stuff.

In a few words everything about D'Onofrio that I adore! So the next time you have the chance watch Staten Island again and see our chameleon and his only error, having a predistribution to selecting roles in which his character dies!

BREAKING NEWS (Geez Another One!!!)

2010-10-09T00:45:00.013+02:00

For in La La Land, anything is possible!

By a very happy T13 NEWS staff writer.

Breaking News: Kathryn Erbe to Return to CI

2010-10-08T21:47:00.000+02:00

‘Law and Order: Criminal Intent’ Scoop: Kathryn Erbe reteams with Vincent D’Onofrio for final season!

Kathryn Erbe reteams with Vincent D’Onofrio for final season!

The news we’ve all been waiting for has finally come! Ausiello announced on Twitter a little over an hour ago that Kathryn Erbe will most definitely be back and ‘rejoining ex-partner Vincent D’Onofrio for the 10th and final season of Law and Order: Criminal Intent.’

Thoughts? Reactions about this, in my opinion, fabulous news? I personally couldn’t be any happier!!!

Get in the ring

2010-10-07T10:15:00.005+02:00

You! Yes, you! Are you ready to wrestle?
Remember, wrestling is contact sport - a sport that necessarily involves body contact between you and Bobby! Or how about mud wrestling? Variations to mud are allowed
such as oil, liquid chocolate, whipped cream ......

X RATED

2010-10-04T15:37:00.068+02:00

Jersey's And Jazzy's Movie List 2010

The year 2010 brought us a lot of movies: some memorable, some not so memorable. Once again, we've decided to improve several of this year's movies by giving Vincent a starring role.

Valhalla Rising - Oh, Hell, It's Rising Again
Trivia: The sheet who plays The Pink Sheet, is a natural blonde. It had to dye itself for the role. We ourselves would die for this role!

How To Train Your Dragon becomes He Can't Restrain His Dragon (pre-production)
NOTE: The cast for extra actors isn't completed yet. Please submit your application here.

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows - Harry Potter And His Sweaty Bedfellows
We're sorry to say that the cinema poster for this one has not passed the censorship. Apparently the 'Sword of Griffindor' was too much.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - He Unzips At Twilight

Casting: ThirteenVixens Project (that explains why this film is an one-man play).

Remember, this is a series, so stay tuned for 'He Unzips At Breakfast', 'He Unzips At Lunchtime', 'He Unzips At Midnight' and last but not least 'He Finally Gets Rid Of That Damned Zipper!'

The Expendables

The Pink Sheet from Hotel Paradise was originally offered the lead role, it liked the screenplay, but turned it down in favor of The Green Towel. BTW we recommend to take a close look at this picture. Just saying.

The Sword With No Name - Insert Your Sword Into My Sheath And I'll Name It
Alternate title: Call It SEXcalibur

Hot Tub Time Machine - Hot Tub Love Machine

Directed by Carl Rudolph Stargher. He in his infinite wisdom has decided this film needs no plot!

Filming location: The Vixens' bathroom

To keep costs down the whole film was done without costumes.

Get Him To The Greek - Get Him To Do The Greek
DVD available in adult video stores NOW!!!

Eat Pray Love - I Love Praying About Him Eating Me
You'll never know how much jelly it took to get this scene done!

The Killer Inside Me - I Would Kill To Get Him Inside Me
Soundtrack: 'Please do it again' Performed by co-actress Whatshername

The Lovely Bones - The Lovely Boner
Sponsored by Kleenex and Bounty
WARNING!!! Don't watch this movie if you expect deep dialogs. Unlike the original this remake is a silent movie.

A Matter Of Size - Size 13: It Really Does Matter!
Also known as What Size Shoe Do You Wear?

The Last Airbender - The Lusty Rearend

And lastly
Brooklyn's Finest

We had to leave this one alone, because our Bobby really is Brooklyn's Finest!

You might also like our movie list 2009 (LINK)

So would you want to see any of these movies? And are there any more movies you'd like to 'improve'?

Favorite LOCI moments

2010-10-03T05:51:00.002+02:00

I was watching a LOCI marathon on USA and found myself wondering if I were able to make the schedule off all the seasons which 5 epis would I chose. There are so many moments that took my breathe or made me laugh or yell at the screen I realized there were so many choices. So in no particular order here is my lineup...

The Vanishing Act

In a season so full of heavy and intense themes this bit of happiness on our beloved face made me long for his carefree days. When he would sooner play with the things in the room as he grilled the suspects and amuse himself. It made me smile for the rest of the week to think of the joy on his face and in his eyes when he showed Eames the tricks and she wasn't pouting anymore but smiling back, it was well 'magical'.

Self-Made

This one is in a tie with the first for similar reasons, he got to be my playful Bobby but more than that, it was SO WELL written and acted so well that it was like eating a sinfully rich and delicious brownie, you can't just gulp it down and be done, you must savor every morsel and fully appreciate the flavors!

Untethered

If you happened to be living in a cave for the other six seasons of the series this one would prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that this man was robbed of his Emmy every year!

Smothered

I thought in this episode not only did we start to truly see the scope of Goren but D'Onofrio had too and the rest as they say is history...

Semi Detached

Gotta tell you when he circles here like that I get goose bumps! That and I have this delusional fantasy of sitting across from him at a diner, sue me!

Anti Thesis

You can't have Sherlock Holmes without Moriarty therefore you can't have Goren without Nicole! And so their dance began!

Well that's 5 I would love to see what do you all think? Love to hear about your five, course me being me picked six but hey I always have been an overachiever!

INTERVIEW WITH VINCENT

2010-10-01T20:30:00.001+02:00

Woodstock Film Festival - Vincent D'Onofrio
Sarah LaDuke (2010-10-01)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK (WAMC) - Vincent D'Onofrio's full length directorial debut is slasher/musical, Don't Go In the Woods. Sarah spoke with D'Onofrio and screenwriter Joe Vinciguerra at the WFF Season Launch Party at Libation in NYC.

Click HERE to listen

http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/wamc/news.newsmain?action=article&ARTICLE_ID=1707800

His voice is sexxxxxy! But you already know that.

Happy Friday everyone

'Semi-Detached' Left Me Semi-Insane

2010-09-29T23:42:00.000+02:00

I had to post a blog about this episode. I can honestly say it’s in my top 10 favorite episodes now. I’m sure all of you have seen this episode many times, but last night was my first. *blushes*

I’ll admit this entire weekend was just one big, giant Criminal Intent marathon for me. I don’t watch episodes when they air on TV, but I have them in my NetFlix instant queue and, well, I went hog-wild. For some reason I don’t watch Criminal Intent too much. I have all the seasons currently out, and I still haven’t even cracked season 4 open yet. Watching them makes me…agitated…anxious in a way I cannot explain nor will I try to. But this weekend I went at it and plunged head first into this Criminal Intent madness. I watched more episodes that I can actually list, but the last one I watched - at 5:30 in the morning mind you before I shut my Xbox off - was the one that had the most profound impact on me. It’s the one I will remember for a very long time.

Episode: Semi-Detached (Season 4, Episode 1):

Wow. I read about this episode where Eames is apparently jealous of a nurse. I’ve also seen screen caps of this episode before, but never actually watched it – until now. I seriously watched this episode for hours. I kept re-watching the good parts and pausing in the parts that literally had my jaw on the floor. I even had to pause in certain places to allow myself time to process what the hell had just happened. Am I the only one that thought this episode was amazing?

So, this entire episode was filled with many amazing scenes, but I’ll control myself and just point out a few…

The screen cap above is when Bobby willingly tells Nelda Carlson (played by actress Francie Swift) about his schizophrenic mother. They discuss medicine and then she starts to talk about his partner…

Nelda: “You don’t feel you carry more than your fair share of the work?”

Bobby: “No. We have…complimentary skills.”

And then, as I’m sure you remember, Bobby leaves the room when Alex comes back. Nelda speaks to Alex about Bobby:

Nelda: “He should be careful. And so should you. He told me about his mother. When there’s a predisposition to schizophrenia, it can manifest itself under stress. You should watch him.”

And, of course, Bobby and Alex’s conversation after Nelda leaves the room:

Eames: “I’m supposed to keep an eye on you.”

Bobby: “And I’m supposed to think you’re not carrying your weight.

Eames: (exasperated) “Ah.”

Bobby: Splitting. It’s how she forms alliances. It’s, um, splitting people against each other.”

Wow. I loved how Bobby described their partnership as complimentary. It was the perfect word. There’s something about this scene that, well, I had to watch it 100 times over. It was brilliant for so many reasons. What do you think? Am I just off my rocker here?

And then, oh yes, the souvenir badge Bobby gets for Nelda…and it has his badge number on it! I almost fell off my bed! Here’s the scene I’m talking about:

Holy hell. He almost looked...uncomfortable when she helped him – like no one else had tried to help him before and he didn't know how to handle it. Amazing stuff – it really made me think about his sad life.

And then…

She helps him with his jacket. I almost fainted right there. I was almost jealous because, as you know, I think he belongs to Eames and vise versa! Yes, that’s the shipper in me talking.

But then after she leaves, ah, he pulls out a picture of his academy photo that she slipped in to his breast pocket.

And back and 1PP, you could tell Eames wasn’t too pleased. Eames even made the comment, “This woman’s got it bad for you.” I couldn't help but think: Was she referring to herself, too?

So when he goes over to warn Nelda that they’re coming with a search warrant, part of that scene still has me wondering. Nelda walks over to the door because Eames is on the other side of it saying: “This is the police. We have a warrant to search the premises.” Nelda opens the door and Alex says a few words and then…

Eames: “This is a copy of a warrant for…” And her voice halts because she finds Bobby leaning up against the wall.

Bobby: “Yeah, I explained to her what it…why you’re here.”

Eames: “Good. Then later you can explain to me why you’re here.”

So, what do you think? I know they come up with these deceitful plans all the time…but my gut tells me that Alex truly didn’t know Bobby would be there. So I believe her words are true, and not just to put on a good show to get a confession. The way she looked at him just adds to my belief.

And then this scene. Like my friend said, I too thought he was pretty damn close to her (and I’m not just talking about proximity). It looked like he was about to kiss her… Even more so, it almost looked like he wanted to. And then a line I will never forget:

Nelda: “Don’t you care about me at all? I know you do, I saw it.”

Bobby: “I didn’t mean for you to see it.”

Wow, such a strong, powerful ending. I could go on and decipher what Bobby’s last line meant, but I won’t here. I’m sure you guys did a good enough job of that. =) But I have to say, I wonder what Eames was thinking. Was she wondering the same as I was? Why did he show her that he cares, but never me? And by me, you know I am referring to Alex. Hmm. Just a thought that keeps multiplying itself...

INSANELY HOT

2010-09-27T19:00:00.015+02:00

I am a real fan of Vincent's beards and stubbles and anything that makes my mouth water, and yes, he is dead hot sans facial hair too but I have to say that the Goatee really hits the spot!

Goatee completed with shades is hot stuff - I would think that only 1 drop would heat up a large pot of chili!

This style is fully connected and sooooooo kissable

And the 13 sized soul-patch between his lower lip and chin makes me tingle all over

The 'Bad Guy Goatee Look' should come with a warning label

INSANELY HOT!! NOT FOR VIXENS WITH RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS!

The best thing is: his hair is long enough to be soft, and short enough to be tingly -- think about THAT for a minute!

Additional Criminal Intent News

2010-09-25T03:33:00.001+02:00

Yesterday I stumbled upon some additional news about Vincent D’Onofrio and his return to Criminal Intent as Detective Robert Goren.

I suggest reading the article before continuing on…

Vincent D'Onofrio Returns To Criminal Intent For Tenth Season

Done reading? So, two things I would like to quickly discuss and get your opinion on:

“We have been the fortunate caretakers of this legendary series, and we plan to give it the world-class farewell it so richly deserves.”

World-class farewell? Forgive me for being a pessimist, but hello! Look what you did to not only the loyal fans of Criminal Intent, but the [original] cast as well. As much as I look forward to seeing Vincent back on Criminal Intent – and oh how I missed my Bobby – I can’t help but be apprehensive. Can you blame me? I think the world-class farewell I’ve envisioned is something completely different than what they will inevitably envision. Help me out here, guys. Thoughts? Comforting words, maybe?

And here’s what makes me… I don’t even have a word for it. Uncomfortable?

“There is more though. It looks like the final season of Law & Order: Criminal Intent will be used as launch pad for another all-new series by Dick Wolf. If a spin-off happens it will be a series with Vincent D'Onofrio and his character Detective Robert Goren to star in. No word on when that series will debut, but a pilot commitment has been made for the new project.”

Can’t they just leave well enough alone? As I’ve said to a few people now, I don’t like the idea of a spin-off. I really, really, don’t. I don’t like change. It’s really hard for me to think of one without the other – and by that I mean Goren and Eames. I truly can’t and honestly don’t want to imagine watching Goren work a case without Eames. So if a spin-off is in Vincent D’Onofrio’s future as the first-rate Detective Robert Goren, aren’t I supposed to be happy? Someone told me if VDO is in it, it has to be good. I have no doubt that it’ll be good, but I honestly can’t say for sure that I’d watch it. *Waits for you all to stop screaming at me* I fell in love with the character, Goren, not only because of his passion and what he stands for and who he is, but also because of the close work him and Eames do. I will digress on this subject for now, but I’d really love to hear what you think about this. Please, please, someone slap me because I really don’t know what to think about all this. This is supposed to be good news, right? Well if it’s good news, how come I feel so depressed?

One more thing before I wrap up this blog:

D’Onofrio, Erbe Back to “Law & Order: CI”: We Told You 2 Weeks Ago

Jazzy informed me of the link above early this morning. *Waits for you to read it* One thing I’d like to quickly discuss:

“The loser in all this is Eric Bogosian, whose character was killed off preemptively.”

It’s now been made clear that Vincent will unquestionably be returning, but I have yet to hear of any recent news about Kathryn Erbe. I hear negotiations are still in the works. However, focusing on the sentence in italics for a second, what do you think? As much as I hated Ross for the crap he did (or maybe didn’t do), killing him off was crap. I know Eric himself wasn’t happy about it. If the writers pretend that it never happened, I’ll be pissed. I really don’t think they’d go that route, but nothing would surprise me. And as we all know, Eames fired Goren in their final episode on the show and then resigned. So now what? Because you cannot pretend that didn’t happen. I have my theories, but I’d like to hear yours. If Kathryn Erbe is indeed a go for season 10, how are they going to pull it off?

Dear Dick Wolf: I won't be picky. All I want is this...

Those eyes ...

2010-09-23T10:45:00.002+02:00

A very popular saying goes as follows... 'Eyes are the windows to the soul'. A debatable phrase but I can tell you I am as obsessed by this pair of eyes as I am everything else about the man.

Just take one look into those brown pools and try to tell me you aren't seduced, intrigued, enchanted, spellbound, or bewitched by them. Maybe you find yourself immune to his charms but I am willing to bet that you are at least interested by their intensity. I am not typically hit by brown eyes, usually it's the shades of blue that tend to fascinate me the most but something about this man's gorgeous pools of perfect brown strikes me down and out. I am a fan of watching a person's eyes, for me it seems when all else fails in the world the eyes will reveal the truth. Anyone can tell a good story, spin a fair yarn or just bull shite their way out of many a predicament if they practice it long enough but not many people can lie with their eyes. I find myself trusting eyes that reflect the person and this man's eyes do all that and more! His eyes hint at his intelligence, his playfulness, his intensity, his emotions and his interests in a way that is open, honest and above all else real, and that for me cinches it.

So the next time you look at him try to take your eyes off his sexy body and killer good looks and look into those eyes. Maybe just maybe they are right and that eyes are the windows to the soul, at least with these eyes I feel like I'm in good company.

See what I mean.... he's got the most beautiful eyes!

GOREN NEWS!

2010-09-22T01:19:00.015+02:00

Vincent D’Onofrio to return
for final season of ‘Law & Order: Criminal Intent’

“Law & Order: Criminal Intent” will return for a 10th and final season next year.

And Vincent D’Onofrio, the show’s star for eight seasons as Detective Robert Goren, will be back for the eight new episodes.
USA honcho Jeff Wachtel said the series from executive producer Dick Wolf will get a world-class farewell. In a release, Wachtel also made an unusual hint: “Dick and his team promise to create a major event for television with incredible surprises. The plan is for this to be the series finale, but with a Dick Wolf franchise, one really never knows until it’s over.”

Source: http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_tv_tvblog/2010/09/vincent-donofrio-to-return-for-final-season-of-law-order-criminal-intent.html

Associated Press

09/21/10 5:31 PM EDT
Eight new episodes will air in 2011 and are intended to wrap up the series, USA Network said. But a USA executive and Wolf indicated that might change. An air date for "Criminal Intent" wasn't announced.

BOBBY, SUCKING

2010-09-20T07:00:00.015+02:00

on something juicy in his mouth plus wearing shades ----
Unfortunately, I am unable to continue on this subject here, since my keyboard is drowning in a sea of drool right now.

Welcome to a new VD'O filled week everyone!

Hello Vixens!

2010-09-01T22:20:00.024+02:00

I decided to take some days off to recharge my 'creativity batteries'. That means that I'm going to get in touch with my inner Vincent and Nicole to get new inspirations.
Perhaps I'll even go in the woods, climb a tree, meditate and find lots of fresh blog ideas. I don't know how long this will take but I will certainly come back! So, watch this space.

Meanwhile, feel free to leaf through our blog archive; I dare say there's some damn good stuff. Have fun!

Let's Get Physical

2010-08-31T08:00:00.033+02:00

Don't you just adore this man more and more every day? Not only is he the most talented actor and hottest guy around, he also is a truly caring man. Just recently he has signed up to go through the detox program firefighters and police officers undertake, so he can show his solidarity.
"I'm gonna go through the detox program with a bunch of firefighters and cops in New York just so I know what it's like. I think I'm gonna start the first week of next month".
Detox program - what exactly is understood by that? Well, among other treatments it includes aerobic exercises, work outs and having lots of saunas.

In other words: He'll sweat a lot! WOOF

Can you imagine how it would be to have sweaty and steamy sauna sessions plus some work outs with Vincent?

Now if they only offered a special progam! The illustrated color brochure might appear as follows:

~Sign up for the state-of-the-art aerobic course, where you can keep your body and mind in peak condition. No equipment required, just have fun training with Vincent! Exercises are suitable for beginners, intermediates and advanced vixens!~

The program begins with this popular exercise followed by a 60 minutes full body massage. It works as a great warm-up to any body work-out!

Wall Stretching is perfect for pre-exhausting the muscles before moving on to other moves. Note: It requires a great deal of balance and core strength in order to be done properly.

Another highlight of the program is The Alternating Beach Lunges Exercise. This lower body exercise targets the glutes, hamstring and quads. It's suitable for ALL fitness levels.

Push-Ups - an excellent workout for those vixens of good fitness and anyone interested in training.

And why not combining sauna with gym?

Sign up today!

How to become a babysitter

2010-08-29T16:05:00.028+02:00

Kelly McGillis, Tatum O'Neal (LOCI S4, Semi-Detached), Brooke Shields (LOCI S6, Siren Call), Sharon Stone and Andie MacDowell were offered the role as the Babysitter but turned it down. Julia Louis-Dreyfus auditioned, but withdrew in favor of Jodie Foster (The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys). Jodie, also withdrew, leaving Michelle Pfeiffer, Valerie Bertinelli, Elisabeth Shue and Justine Bateman as the only choices. Then Bateman withdrew from the project due to creative conflicts, and Michelle Pfeiffer left the project; instead she starred in The Witches of Eastwick. On the final day of auditions, Bertinelli lost out to Elisabeth Shue. Well, I hope Shue appreciated it.
However I must say that she wasn't the smartest girl ever when 'Mister Dawson' wanted her to pay the bill. In her place I would have worked off the 50 $ in 'some' way.

BTW, Christina Applegate and Nicole Eggert both auditioned for the role of Sarah.

And Now For Something Completely ... Naughty!

2010-08-27T15:31:00.002+02:00

Some of you might be wondering why I have started out with this picture while others have probably figured that out from the title.

Naughty is defined in the dictionary as being bad, worthless, good for nothing, mischievous, guilty of disobedience, corrupt and wicked. But the definition I am referring to is leaning more this direction suggestive of sexual impropriety, with synonyms like racy, risque, and spicy.

So jenz why the picture, well if you happen to look south of his wasteline you will see the subject of this post. If I am being to vague I'll clarify for you, my posts lately have been outlining the attributes that I find sexy and well mouth watering about the man and this one well I'm not blind or stupid so this python is one of them.

This pic just highlights everything absolutely yummy, especially the way the angle teases you with the sexy butt!

I just love when he stands and draws attention to himself, I always think, "Yes Daddy I am paying attention!"

Do I even need to say why I love this one?!

Those big sexy hands just next to the promised land does me in too.

Course these are just mostly from season 1, he's got tons of sexy shots in the other seasons, movies or just random pics everywhere so the next time you are watching and find yourself paying a little extra attention to his southern borders go ahead and blame me but I can guarantee you a naughty good time!

SEDUCTION

2010-08-25T16:05:00.023+02:00

The origin of the word 'Tango' is shrouded in mystery, and there are several possible etymologies and explanations, but one thing is certain: the word 'Tango' is of African origin meaning 'a place where black slaves were kept and sold', but it also came to mean 'a private space to which one must ask permission to enter'.
Tango music has a clear, repetitive pulse and beat, a strong rhythm which is based on the 2x4, 2 strong beats on 4. Can you imagine what it feels like to dance to this rhythm with Cholo?
Tango was initially danced in bars, cafes, gambling houses and quilombos (brothels). Yes, the name Cholo is Chilean/Argentine Spanish for pimp. To 'decent' families and women of good reputation the Tango was vulgar. So when a man wanted to practice tango he danced with men, mostly native born, who liked to dress in slouch hats, loosely tied neckerchiefs and high-heeled boots with knives tucked casually into their belts.

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These men took the tango back to the Corrales Viejos - the slaughterhouse district of Buenos Aires - and introduced it in various low-life establishments where dancing took place.

It was here that the African rhythms met the Argentine milonga music (a fast-paced polka) and soon new steps were invented and took hold. Groups of men would get together to practice, improvise and innovate, creating new moves, and this allowed a rapid development of this dance. What developed in these practicas was not just a basic level of dance, but a highly creative, powerful, athletic dance, and each dancer tried to outdo the other with his adornments, firuletes and footwork. Only the best male dancers were 'allowed' to dance with women as part of the formal procedures in the brothels. (Only in 1936 was legal prostitution abolished in Argentina).

During the early part of the 19th century social dancing was done standing opposite each other. These types of dances were generically called Contradanza, and the progression of the dancers was somewhat lineal around the dancing floor. The contact among the partners was limited to touching the hands at certain moments, and the proximity of the bodies in public was considered to be absolutely scandalous. Remember that at the time just to dance in front of each other the right arm of the man touching the back of the lady was a no go!
Now here we have a dance in which there is a close embrace, cheek to cheek, chests together, the legs invading each other's space, in a long conversation of love, lust and passion, with flirtatious looks and caresses.

It is danced in an embrace that can vary from open, in which leader and follower connect at arms length, to very closed, in which the connection is chest-to-chest, or anywhere in between. The dancers' chests are closer to each other than are their hips, and often there is contact at about the level of the chest. In close embrace, both the leader's and the follower's chests are in complete contact and they are dancing with their heads touching or very near each other. In open embrace, there can be as much space as desired between the partners, but there should always be complete contact along the embracing arms to give optimum communication. Since Argentine tango is almost entirely improvisational, there needs to be clear communication between partners. Very sexy, isn't it?

The original lyrics of tango music frequently were references to sex. But as tango became socially acceptable the dance and lyrics were later censored and/or totally changed. Some elements of them are still present, although they lost the original meaning. Today, tango is a dance of elegance.

I think that our Naked Tango captures it all - everything that tango is: raw, erotic, elegant and seductive. And our Cholo is sensual and seductive just as it is described in original songs.

Tango is love. Either if you'd like to share, express, resist, avoid, fall into or define love, do it with all your heart, ON and OFF the dance floor; take every step as if it is your last ...

MAXXX

2010-08-24T07:38:00.018+02:00

Yesterday I've learnt that my neighbor is an huge fan of Valeria Golino; somehow that name sounded familiar to me. Just one moment later he held Spanish Judges in his hand and then we watched this film two times in a row. Can I get some more neighbors like his, please?

Smile

2010-08-21T16:00:00.001+02:00

The dictionary definition of smile is ....

(Noun) a facial expression in which the corners of the mouth are raised, usually expressing amusement, pleasure or approval as a sign or expression of favor. Commonly used synonyms are beam, grin and smirk.

Whatever your definition is take a look at that smile and tell me that it doesn't make butterflies dance around in your tummy, that it doesn't make you smile back in return. For those of you made of stone or having a VERY bad day or week I will give you another example and I want you to look upon it long and hard. (teehee somehow looking at him long and hard always comes to mind but that's another post altogether but for now let's focus on his smile!) Here goes ...

Now do you see what I mean? Sometimes a smile can change your mood entirely, make a bad day a little better or even make an average day a great one. All it takes is a small lip upcurve from the right person and your whole attitude adjusts itself. For me this man can smile and I find myself grinning like an idiot at the screen and wanting to reach out and touch those lips to see if they are as soft and delicious as they seem. So if you happen to be having a bad day take this prescription from Dr. Jenz and take a couple doses of D'Onofrio and adjust your attitude, here's your first dose on me cause we all deserve a better day!

See just what the doctor ordered! Your welcome!

Elton

2010-08-19T21:20:00.019+02:00

He embodies both, sensuality and masculinity, and then there's a touch of melancholy in his eyes ... All that makes him extremely hot.

Nunzio's Second Cousin

2010-08-18T03:12:00.003+02:00

This is a Guest Post from Sean who is a fan of Vincent. He has no blog but you can find him on facebook if you want to.

I was born in Regina, Saskatchewan in Canada. I left home when I was 15 and moved to Montreal, Toronto, New York, Dallas, Los Angeles, Vancouver and so on. Each place bringing about a new chapter. I have since moved back to Regina, Saskatchewan about a year and a half ago. In Los Angeles guys easily accepted their homosexuality. In Regina, its not quite like that.
A Few years ago I played Kyle in the movie 'Leather Jacket Love Story.' At that time I was very much like the character looking for love, bored of random sex and wanting exclusivity and deep intimacy with someone who loved me as much as I loved them. Actually I thought this was something everyone wanted.
When you watch films in a collection like this one I'm watching now of a 3 month Film Marathon chronicling the Gay Journey from Childhood (Trevor), the Teenage Years (Beautiful Thing), 20s (Trick/Queer As Folk), 30s & 40s (Brokeback), Middle (Birdcage) to Old Age (Gods & Monsters) ... it really creates an awesome realisation of who we are and the journey you travel if you are gay. I don't think I ever truly understood what 'Gay Pride' was till I created this collection and watched it all in order of a life. It made me see our struggles, our challenges, our quirkiness, our awkwardness, our self loathing, our self denial, our joys, our hopes, our dreams so much clearer then I ever had before.
When I watched Nunzio's Second Cousin it reminded me a lot of what I'm dealing with now - or rather the kinds of guys I'm dealing with now. Like I said before, I always assumed everyone wanted to be in love or find someone to be with.
I never before understood the perspective of 'Rejecting what you love' - which we see with the basher in Nunzios as well as what Vincent D'Onofrio's character said "He used to be like."

I think I get it now. This is something I'm learning about now living here. I think guys like the basher see us - 'what they love' as an itch they have to scratch - an indulgence. An indulgence they love to sleep with, but hate that they want to do that, or have done that. Sort of like a dieter at the gym on a treadmill. They work all day and night to create this image, this body - then comes us: The piece of cake.
They avoid it and block it out as long as they can till one day they can't take the itch anymore. They get off the treadmill, run over to us, pig out and indulge. Yet after, they are so disgusted that they ate that piece of cake they want to forget it ever happened and now that itch has been scratched and that indulgence been had they can go back on the treadmill, back to their buddies, their wife, the life they think is true.

Nunzio's Second Cousin really gives a tell from that perspective. Vincent plays the character who tried to just make us an indulgance but accepted - he likes cake. The basher is still pretending he doesn't.

For this, I found this short film brilliant.

Nunzio's Second Cousin is packed with a lot of good stuff to digest and of course Vincent D'Onofrio is AWESOME. He was awesome in Full Metal Jacket, Mystic Pizza - pretty much everything he does, and he's awesome in this.

It's an amazing thing to take on the journey we do. Not too many can. Sometimes I beam with pride at just how sharp, strong, talented, wise and resilient all of us gay boys and girls are. Some of us are stronger then others though. Some of us came from a different time, a different environment, a different upbringing.

Remember 'Nunzio's Second Cousin' the next time after an awesome night when the next morning that guy treats you like you were an itch, an indulgence - a piece of cake.

Odds are he's just not ready to take on what we do yet, he's just not as strong as you are right now. And that's OK.

Happy Birthday Dear Eliza!

2010-08-17T01:01:00.006+02:00

Once a year we get the chance
To wish you birthday cheer.
It pleases us no end to say,
We wish you another great year!

So happy birthday to you Eliza,
From the bottom of our heart.
And may your good times multiply,
Till they're flying off the chart!

Happy candle blowing, birthday girl!

Vincent D’Onofrio Cologne

2010-08-14T19:30:00.001+02:00

Just a short post for me this time (although I could easily write a novel). This is something that made me literally laugh out loud. And then, as usual, it had my mom proceeding to just roll her eyes at me. By the way, have I told you yet that I’m thinking about having her committed? She has no idea how I can see Vincent as being attractive. I mean, what the hell woman! Don’t get me started on the number of times I’ve told her that she’s blind, crazy, insane, just freaking stupid. Not kidding about any of those and then some as well. You should have seen the look on her face when I told her that my number one thing I have to do before I die is marry Vincent D’Onofrio. That's my life goal - I strive for excellence, perfection. She looked at me like, please, as if. Then I went on to explain to her that I might as well just die now. Ha Ha. Hmm. Okay, so it wasn’t as depressing as it sounds. It was actually quite funny.

I have many favorite pictures of him; this is one of them. Is it weird that I stare at his feet a lot in this picture?

So, on with my little story. I saw a picture of Derek Jeter in an Avon magazine. Before I go on, however, I’d just like to state right now that I do not 'do' the whole Avon thing. It’s so not me. But I was bored at the time, so I picked up one of their magazines. Anyway, he was advertising cologne and the first thing I said was, "Eww!" Lol. No, really, I did. He’s so not attractive (sorry if anyone here actually likes him). But then my thoughts quickly, very, very quickly changed to our yummy, Vincent. How fitting, right? I can’t even look at a damn Avon catalog without somehow bringing him into it! Actually, it's quite amusing now that I sit back and think about it. But the point being, my thoughts immediately turned to him and I thought, “Hmm, wouldn't it be yummy if Vincent had his own fragrance?!”

And aren't these just the perfect photo's for the photo-shoot or advertisement for it? By the way, these are my new favorite pictures of Vincent.

Why this man doesn't already have his own cologne is beyond me! So, what do you think? Good idea? Stupid idea? Undecided? Personally, I love it! I think we need to get him his own ‘suggestion box’ and then drop this little comment in there! I wonder what it would smell like…

The word 'masculine' comes to mind...er...the smell I mean. =)

So any ideas what you think it would smell like? God, how intoxicating would this cologne be? I'm sure there would need to be some sort of warning on it. And lastly...

This has truly always been one of my all-time favorite pictures of him. There's just something about him in the sun, the clothes he's wearing, and, oh god, those shades! I groan every time.

Cocktail Of The Day

2010-08-13T15:29:00.020+02:00

Love Potion #69 Ashton Style

1 oz coconut rum
1 oz peach schnapps
1 splash rum
4 oz pineapple juice
2 oz cranberry juice

Additional 'ingredients' on special request - Ash will be happy to be at your service!

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Since she doesn't know who he is

2010-08-12T17:40:00.014+02:00

it's time to introduce Burton Steckler to Snyder.

Let's start with some very important points: Uniform! Sweat! Gun! Cuffs!

I'm counting on you, Vixens! Please tell her about that sexy cop.

Give him a bottle

2010-08-10T15:20:00.008+02:00

... and you're in heaven!

Visuals

2010-08-09T09:03:00.008+02:00

This one is for our dear potzina because she thinks that Cholo is HOT. Girl, you are not alone with that. Cholo is the personification of eroticism, isn't he.

WET

2010-08-06T22:25:00.024+02:00

I'm sure you enjoyed reading Snyder's post as much as I did. Reading the comments was fun too. Just too bad there are no photos of Vincent surfing and swimming (preferably wearing nothing but some sunscreen). So once again we have to use our imagination. Well, my imagination is already running wild :)

Have a great weekend everyone

My One Question To You, Vincent

2010-08-05T14:30:00.005+02:00

Beach (n): 1. an expanse of sand or pebbles along a shore. 2. the part of the shore of an ocean, sea, large river, lake, etc., washed by the tide or waves. 3. the area adjacent to a seashore.

A few sentences into only my 2nd blog and you’re probably wondering what an earth I rambling on about now. Well, duh! Vincent D’Onofrio and beaches! In the words of Fox Mulder in The X-Files (Episode: Arcadia): "Did I not make myself clear?" And yes, as much as I like to fantasize about Vincent D’Onofrio, me, beach, alone; that’s not exactly what I mean.

Criminal Intent. Episode: Depths.

First I would just like to say that I love this episode for so many reasons. What can I say? I truly am a season 7 freak. Hands down one of my favorite seasons. But one thing, actually one line from this episode has always had me dumbfounded. To this day, ever since I watched “Depths” I’ve always contemplated a certain statement he made. Again, what am I speaking of? Besides the fact that he looks very yummy with his collar unbuttoned and that irresistible stubble that just makes me want to pounce on him...

In the beginning of the episode, as I’m sure you remember, Bobby was walking on the beach to investigate the dead body that floated to shore. Well, he mumbled something as he was walking towards the body. He said: “I hate the beach.” In fact, it was the very first thing he said in the episode. This particular line has always stuck with me (along with some other very memorable lines which I’ll probably blog about sooner or later). But no other line has made me want to ask him a question as badly as this one. Since I first viewed this episode, I’ve continued to ponder the idea; the fact that maybe Vincent D’Onofrio really doesn’t like beaches. And if not, then why? I was thinking maybe he thinks he's big and feels uncomfortable with himself, you know? And I’m sure I’m not the only one to wonder if this statement is true or if it was just something written in the script that his character was forced to say. And I know, I know. I’m well aware of the fact that he’s ad-libbed before, but this doesn’t seem like a line that he would add himself. For instance, in the episode “Purgatory” in the interrogation room with Mike Stoat (played by actor Dean Winters), he wanted and did add the line: “Well, yeah, that’s the thing, Mike…I’m nothing like you.” You know the scene and Vincent D’Onofrio was able to add that line in response to Mike Stoat saying: “C’mon, Bobby, you’re gonna do this to one of your own?”

"Purgatory." This is pretty much where Goren said that line to Stoat.

Anyway, I like how I start talking about “Depths” and end up going off on some rant about “Purgatory.” So, does anyone know anything about this beach statement? Any thoughts or theories even? I was actually almost content on just accepting that I more than likely would never know when something he said in a more recent interview had me thinking once again. During an interview into him leaving Criminal Intent, he said he was “Happy to be leaving” (which broke my heart right there) but then he said the words: “Hopefully I’ll surf a lot.” Now I’m sorry but I really just cannot picture him surfing. Anyone know if he actually surfs? It was just so out of the blue but there was no indication that he was actually joking. I really couldn’t tell either way. I was hoping he would elaborate, but no! So once again I’m stuck with this question. And I’ve spoken to many people about this who are equally confused with that comment. So I kept thinking about it and maybe by ‘surf’ he meant to surf or browse for new roles to play. It didn’t sound that way, but you never know. By the way, the video I’m referring to is titled: “Vincent D'onofrio Talks About The Law And Order Experience.” It is uploaded on YouTube by gorenisababe. If you haven’t seen this video, I suggest checking it out. It’s a great interview. The comment about surfing is at the end of the video.

And now while you ponder my question, some of my favorite screen captures from the episode:

*Groans*

I really loved this scene. The shirt was yummy on him and there's just something about him in latex with his shirt sleeves rolled up! LOL! And this isn't a bad view, either.

This is just too cute.

Self-explanatory. I mean, really. *Drool*

You will never get me to admit how many times I've stared at this...and kept rewinding this scene just to watch this part. No one take offense to this, but after this scene, the guy driving the boat is now officially gay. LOL. He got one glimpse of Vincent’s ass and there was no going back for him. Lucky, lucky man.

If you’re not completely distracted by the pictures above, you may be thinking by now that I’m insane. I mean, of all the questions I could ask him, I choose to ask him this? Well, it’s not like I’ll ever get to ask him a question anyway. So I'm more or less pretending here because I’m not that fortunate. And I realize, like every single one of you out there, I too have many questions I would like to ask our overwhelming, scrumptious, breathtaking, Vincent. And I know. Some questions would be innocent such as the beach question while others would be, well, not so appropriate. But really, I can’t be the only one that wants to desperately dive into his personal life. You know you wonder about so many different, er, things, just like me. But would I get personal if I had the chance? More than likely, no. I would not because I respect him too much. And, really, it’s none of my business about those fantasy questions I so want to ask him. I've never written an actor a letter, taken a picture of them, or bothered them when I see them on the street (I was even in the same hotel, in the same elevator with one in Hawaii). I just respect their privacy and somewhere a line has to be drawn.

Those damn rolled sleeves again! I swear he does it on purpose because he knows we love those forearms!

So there you have it. Besides that smile to go along with his yummy voice, and those very alluring, muscular forearms, as well as his lips, those beautiful eyes, those fingers and hands, and his large frame that I completely and utterly fell in love with and want to know and explore everything about, I’d keep it professional. There are way better questions to ask him if I could ask him one question, but this would be mine. I mean, really, what should I ask him? Vincent, never ‘Vince” as I’ve read/seen in interviews, will you marry me? I mean, I know you're 27 years and 27 days older than me and you can have anyone in the world, but still, ya know, could you? Ha ha, not quite. Hmm. And, oh my god, I thought about this last night! Remember Mike Stoat reminded us in the beginning of "Purgatory" that Bobby had 27 arrest and 27 convictions while working in narcotics (all heavy-hitters). It's a sign, it's a sign I tell you! 27 and 27!!! Actually, it is pretty coincidental. Do you think Vincent would go for it?! Probably not.

Was anyone else turned on by this or was it just me? *Innocent look* I'm not kidding, I thought he was so sexy throughout this entire episode.

So, Vincent, my one question to you: Do you really hate the beach? I hope not because you must know that you would be the sexiest man on it! And while I may never know the answer to this question, I can always pretend, right? God, I love fantasy land. Because, really, it's so much better than reality.

So, if you could ask Vincent one question, what would it be?

JOYFUL MESSAGE

2010-08-04T01:53:00.013+02:00

The Fly exits LOCI!

Jeff Goldblum has decided to exit USA's "Law and Order: Criminal Intent."
By Michael Schneider

Goldblum's reps told Variety on Tuesday that the thesp has made up his mind to depart, and say it's not a negotiating tactic. There's always the possibility that Goldblum can reverse course, but for now the actor said that his decision is final. Goldblum's decision to leave comes after two years on the USA drama. Goldblum's option with the show and Wolf Films had expired, and his reps said the actor chose to exit "due to the uncertainty" surrounding the show's future. Parting is said to be amicable – Goldblum enjoyed his time with USA and Dick Wolf's Wolf Films, but ultimately decided to move on.
The ninth season of "Law and Order: Criminal Intent" aired its finale July 6 on USA; the cabler has not yet determined whether it will give a tenth season to the show – which suffered audience erosion this last cycle. Goldblum's exit – not yet confirmed by USA or Wolf – reps the latest casting change on the show, which underwent a major shift this year.

Full article - LINK

Well done, Edgar! Thank you!

Don't Go In The Woods - Filming & Concert

2010-08-02T15:19:00.031+02:00

Of the filming of Don't Go In The Woods
Photos courtesy of Carin van der Donk

Plot Outline:
A band goes into the woods for some quiet and inspiration, looking to write their next album. When 7 groupie girls follow, the party begins. But a killer is on the loose wreaking havoc and mayhem. As director Vincent D'Onofrio likes to say, "People sing and people die." It doesn't get much better than that.

Joe's pub - screening and concert
May/28/2010

More on Don't Go In The Woods at facebook LINK

SLEEPING BEAUTIES

2010-07-30T21:00:00.057+02:00

Once upon a time, long, long ago a sweet King and a pretty cool Queen ruled over a distant land.

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They were kind and lovely and all the people of the realm adored them. The only sadness in the Queen's heart was her unfulfilled wish that all the Vixens could have a handsome protector.
One winter's day, the Queen was sitting doing her embroidery, daydreaming, and gazing out the ebony window frame at the newly-fallen snow. Suddenly, an ugly little fly from LOCI-land flew by the window, startling the Queen. Alas, she pricked her finger on her needle! A single drop of her precious bright red blood fell onto the snow outside. As she looked at the blood on the snow she said to herself, "Oh, how I wish that there was a handsome protector for the Vixens - one that had skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, hair as black as ebony and an arse as tight as this embroidery thread - just for the dear, dear Vixens!"
The King just happened to be riding by at that very moment, mounted on his magnificent steed, and he heard his darling's lament from out of the open window. "Aaw, she is so thoughtful a Queen," he said to himself. "I must do all that I can to help her!" So the sweet King went to his workshop and worked his sweet butt off. In just seven days, he had made a man who - sure enough - had skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, hair as black as ebony and an arse as tight as an embroidery thread. The King named this enchanting creature Goren. And since the King was very wise, he gave him a wand, endowed Goren with size thirteen feet and taught him how to do magic.

Goren spent the winter with the King and Queen, and in the spring, when the snows had melted, he left the castle and ventured out into the world to seek his fortune. He soon became a famous Detective. He was handsome, strong, smart and brave. Whenever darkness fell, the light of his smile drove away the shadows; wherever the forces of evil worked in secret, the Detective was there to thwart their dark designs. And so it was that the pretty cool Queen's wish came true and all the Vixens were happy!

When Goren was a mere eight seasons old, a witch who was as proud as she was cruel came to them from a dark, dark land. When she heard about Goren's power and of how MUCH he loved his Vixens, the witch flew into a jealous rage.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall," she said. "How can I best this man so tall?"

But the mirror did not answer.

The witch fixed him with an evil stare and laughed loudly."White as snow, red as blood, black as ebony wood! But where are your magic powers now?!?! Ha ha ha ha ha! The Vixens shall never adore you again!" Then her cruel and jealous heart was at rest, as well as a cruel and jealous heart can ever be at rest, that is. The witch flew back to the dark, dark land from whence she came.
The Vixens learnt with great sadness of the enchantment that was laid upon their Detective and each of them lay down upon their little bed and sank into unconsciousness. There fell a deep silence over the whole realm.

But fortunately, the Good Fairy Eames was guarding the Detective. She appeared in a puff of Dior (2010 summer collection) and blue smoke, and immediately told him to consult the Guardian of the Fruits of Wisdom.

Goren traveled for thirteen days and thirteen nights through unknown lands, until he reached The Garden, and found The Guardian. Dropping to his knees, he asked him what he should do to lift the witch's curse. "There is only one who can help you: The Emperor of LOCI-land", the wise Guardian said. "One hundred years ago the witch locked him up in a dark dungeon. Free him, and he will give you your reward. But beware of the hell hound that guards the dungeon!"
And so Goren plucked up his courage and jumped on an internal magic carpet flight to take him to LOCI-land. The crew of the magic carpet listened to Goren's story as they were flying over the Bavarian Forest and, feeling sorry for the Detective and his Vixens, they handed him a candy that would protect him from the hell hound.

Finally, Goren arrived outside the dungeon where the Emperor of LOCI-Land languished, his impassioned pleas for clemency ignored. The dungeon was as dark as the guardian had said, and the hell hound was truly evil, but Goren tamed him easily.

And, thanks to the purity of his heart and to his HUGE tool, Goren released the Emperor.

The Emperor, eternally grateful to Goren, looked up his magic books for something to break the witch's spell.

After studying his books for a little while, he said: "Only sweet kisses can bring back the magic power to you." Goren knew then exactly what to do. He ran to the Vixen's beds where they still lay, waiting for their rescue. Goren kissed them awake and said: "I love you all more than anything else in the world. Come with me to my lovely creator's castle. You shall become my wives and SnarkAngel." The Vixens loved him, and they went with him. Their multiple wedding was planned with great splendor and majesty.
The wicked witch was not invited to the feast, of course. But she decided she would go anyway, to wreak more mischief, just because. When she had arrayed herself in her most beautiful garments, she stood before her mirror, and said:

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who in this land is fairest of all?"

The mirror answered:

"You, my dear, are fair; it's true.
But Goren and his Vixens are a thousand times fairer than you!"

Enraged, the Witch threw her bottle of Chanel Number Five at the mirror and shattered it into a million tiny pieces of glass.

That afternoon, arriving at the wedding feast, she looked at the scenes of joy around her. Her black cold heart was filled with despair when she realized the truth - that her disguises did not protect her any longer, and no black magic would EVER be enough to wrest Goren from the embraces of his Vixens. Finally, the evil witch was arrested and banished from the land forever. Oh, and the ugly little fly, too.
The grand wedding celebration carried on, and everyone danced and laughed. The honeymoon is reputed to have lasted thirteen years.

And the handsome Detective and his Vixens lived happily ever after.

- The End -

Nooo, that is of course not the end! The pretty cool Queen made many other wishes and so Goren and his wives and husband had many amazing adventures before finally returning to the distant land.
But that's another fairy story.

SPREAD 'EM, BABY!

2010-07-29T16:40:00.005+02:00

Which kind of fangirl/boy are you?

2010-07-27T21:15:00.007+02:00

Recently I was talking to a friend about celebrities and their fans and we were joined by my daughters. Teenage girls 18 and 17 respectively and they said it all came down to what category of fan you are?
Fascinated by this we asked what were the categories and how did they qualify it and the girls said they are basically anywhere from 4 to 7 kinds of fangirls or fanboys depending on your grading scale. My girls are Anime fangirls to the tenth power and because they love me have had to see D'Onofrio in EVERYTHING and at my home he is called my boyfriend. He even has their respect because of VOG my 17 year old who LOVES YAOI and because of that movie our beloved earned her respect and she will sit through that movie without complaint because he is and I am quoting here..."As dedicated to kissing guys as he is girls.." Quite a compliment coming from her. (For those of you without Anime fanatics Yaoi means guy on guy action.)
Back to my subject my buddy, (fellow D'Onofrio fan I recruit for the one I obsess over) and I have taken their system and tweaked it to work for our enjoyment and I would like to inform you of our results and ask yourself which category you fit into.
We went with the 7 category theory and it goes a little like this:

Trendy, Fickle or Fleeting Fan

Comes and goes with the tide. Following the crowd. A for the moment fan, seen him in something everyone is talking about and proclaims to have been a fan all along but as soon as the next big thing hits will be gone with the bathwater.

Casual Fan

Probably has see him on TV or in a movie and enjoyed the performance or how he looked. Won't turn the channel if he is on something but won't go out of their way to see it if he is in it. Not against him but not truly for him either.

The Closet Fan

Is a fan but it is her or his dirty little secret. No one knows about their interest, they pass it off if someone notices them looking a little too long or hard. Pretends to merely be watching him because of being a fan of the show, or the movie sounded good, or enjoyed the direct but never about him. Looks at the web for info but never bookmarks it, doesn't save images etc. This fan is happy with being a closet junkie.

Dedicated Fan

These are the fans that enjoy his work, will pay attention and make a point of seeing him on purpose. Will weekly watch the show because of their devotion but have never done more than imdb them really. They don't lurk the sites looking for new images to add to the thousands they already have. Nothing that could be considered extreme or obsessed just a sincere fan that admires the actor.

The Borderline Fan

A fan riding the fence or edges of being a truly obsessed fan. Is more than dedicated, has seen all the movies and TV shows, maybe even bought a couple of them, has seen a web page or two maybe even a blog but not gone the last mile. Hasn't gushed about their actor to everyone they know including strangers waiting for the bus. He isn't their screensaver, wallpaper or an icon on any of their internet sites just a REALLY invested fan.

The Stalker Fan

Lurking everywhere, websites, events if possible, movies maybe been to his sisters restaurant and even watches trailers for a glimpse but has not gone the last step. He may be in their thoughts often but are not quite obsessed enough to write in a blog about him (guilty as charged) he may be their screensaver or wallpaper but the guy at the desk next to them doesn't know the extent of his/her obsession. May have occasionally posted a comment but not truly obsessed yet, maybe just waiting for the moment when it takes over their system but not a completely fanatical fan.

The Possessed

Nothing short of intense rehab and an exorcism is going to stop this fan from their obsession! They have a blog or website dedicated to the object of their desire or at least write on one (still guilty), he is their wallpaper, their screensaver, the wallpaper on their phone and they have their favorite picture of him somewhere at work along with their family (guilty of all of these offenses and unrepentant). They own over 4 of his movies and at least 2 seasons of his TV series. They made sure their dvd player plays both 1 and 2 because some of their dvds are imported. They have searched and googled him so many times if you type in V it comes up as a choice without having to type anything else. Website after website dedicated to him are bookmarked for easy access. He is the icon for your youtube page and the background (again guilty). Hounds people that have met him for details, had dreams, fantacies and daydreams all with the man in the lead role. Spends precious time out of their day just to get a glimpse of him or hear his voice and if this doesn't happen goes into withdrawl and becomes surly, aggressive and develops a twitch or itch that won't go away. It is known by everyone even your neighbor three houses or doors down that you are NOT to be disturbed while watching them. The final straw might be that you are such a fan that you are still reading this list cause it is on a blog about your obsession and the blithering blogger keeps putting in sexy pictures so you are forced to read on! (teehee)

So which kind of fan are you? All are welcome here and we don't bite, well most of the time anyway. Can't wait to hear which one you are. I am pretty sure you know which I am by now but if it is still unclear I am guilty of being THE POSSESSED, and I am pretty okay with that!

In bed with Gavin

2010-07-26T02:16:00.009+02:00

Somehow I like the image of that sexy fisher, comming home after he was at sea for a long, loooong time.

THAT'S IT!

2010-07-22T10:05:00.064+02:00

I think that Orson looks a bit like Vincent. Or that Vincent looks a bit like Orson, if you like. When I watched 'Vérités et mensonges', 'The Stranger' (not the naked one), 'The third man' and all the other flicks I even pretended it was Vince, performing Welles' characters. Then Five Minutes Mr. Welles appeared like from nowhere, and it became one of my favorite shorts even before Vincent spoke his first line.

Actually it's not 'just' a short. It's rather a masterpiece of history in film making, acting and writing, and offers something new with each viewing. I like the idea of movement and tension, so I like the fact that the story line changes the rhythm often. And Vincent & Janine acted it to perfection: Pulse! Push! Power! Light! Shade! Intensity! That was something that was going to keep increasing, building and rising from the beginning to the very end. The whole film is structured as a crescendo rising from one climax to another ... like an orgasm.

You need a STRONG script to make a short film work. And you need BRILLIANT actors. Five Minutes Mr. Welles has both.This 30min picture speaks to me in a thousand different ways. The first time I saw it, I almost forgot to breath. The second time I watched it I simply was in awe of Vincent's and Janine Theriault's acting skills, the unusual camera angles, the plot ... well, of everything! Sometimes this film just makes me high simply by watching Vincent and Janine being so comfortable being together, doing their brilliant dialogs and sometimes telling their story and expressing their emotions just by subtle gestures. They make the set become alive! It blows me away every time anew!
You know that feeling when you listen to a great song full blast and the sound of the bass pulsates and vibrates not only in the air but also deep inside of you. Suddenly you can FEEL the song, and one heartbeat later you are part of it and you know: "That's it!" A good film - and I mean a really good film evokes emotions in you, and good actors kind of play an instrument. Five Minutes Mr. Welles truly does it. I could FEEL the atmosphere as if I was on the other side of the screen, and I went like: "Yeah, that's it!"
Vincent and Janine - ONE actor rather than two. One couple against the world (against the film industry, that is) in one short film. They are not like those one-dimensional Hollywood screen characters. She, Katherine, impresses Orson with a lovely quiet personality, never loud yet strong. She's not just his latest fuck, not just his personal assistant, not just a 'spy'. She knows what she wants and she knows how to get it; even or especially in post war times. And he, Orson, gets her with -- with what? Money? Sex? Fame?

Katherine: "Why, what can you offer me? Money? You've got none! Sex? You call that sex; you and your pistachio icecream. Fame! But, you'll never make another picture if you screw this one up."

Orson gets her with his vulnerability! But he is also neurotic, witty and sexy -- the latter comes from Vincent of course.
As a lover Orson isn't a stallion as like Valentino, isn't a romantic as like Sam Deed, neither he has the 'do you like to fuck' attitude as like Elton; in fact Orson's sexlife seems to be a bit passionless. His passion for his occupation, however, is boundless! When the 5 minutes are almost gone, his passionate outburst comes from his inability to remember Harry Lime's lines. He throws the typewriter against the wall, the cuckoo clock falls on the floor and then, finally ...

... he creates the 'Cuckoo clock monologue':

"You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Welles (the real one) is quoted as saying "When the picture came out, the Swiss very nicely pointed out to me that they've NEVER made any cuckoo clocks."

Honesty, I didn't know that you could do this, just two people acting on a simply furnished set, no million $ budget, no special effects, no fancy costumes, no spectacular location -- but still it means everything about expression, everything about creativity ... about ART!

And now for something completely different! (okay, not really)

2010-07-21T16:05:00.016+02:00

George Gerkie gives a rare sit-down interview.

video uploaded by 1019rxp

ANTICIPATION

2010-07-20T17:52:00.001+02:00

Anticipation is making me wait...

It seemed so far away when I booked my tickets for Joe's Pub. Now the day is almost here.
Yes, I'm really going to meet Vincent D'Onofrio!

Mauigirl and I, along with a couple of friends have VIP tickets to see Vincent performing as George Gerkie, this Thursday evening!

This will be the second time I've seen him perform at Joe's Pub and although I met him last time it was so brief and I was so stunned that it didn't feel real. This time it's a real 'Meet & Greet'.

I can't wait to share our experience with you.
But I'm afraid like me you'll have to wait...

I wish all the vixens could be here to share the experience!

DOCTOR'S ORDER

2010-07-19T16:00:00.021+02:00

Dear SnarkAngel! We're sooo sorry to hear you aren't feeling well.
Just to make sure, you get rid of the cold as soon as possible, I phoned Dr. Roger Stern's office.

He said he'd gladly make a house call. In fact, he CAN'T WAIT to tend to you at home to see if
"something needs to be treated" by his experienced hands.
So, my dear Snark, crawl in your bed because Doc Stern is on his way to you!

May the skill of Dr. Stern, the healing thoughts from your V-friends,
this little post and your own personal strength all work together as an unbeatable team to get you well again! XO

WIGGIN' OUT

2010-07-18T06:25:00.005+02:00

Although none of this is Vincent's real hair, the question still needs to be asked.
Bad hair day, or Good hair day. You decide, and cast your vote.

THE BEST-CASE SCENARIO!

2010-07-15T22:20:00.026+02:00

First of all - thanks to Lozzie and Snark for suggesting to make a post about my photo. Your wish is my command :) Here you go ....

Today, no modern Vixen household should be without an adequate collection of basic equipment in order to be prepared for the best-case scenario.
What's that? Keep on reading this post and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Okay, let us first imagine that your place becomes the center of a criminal investigation. That will never happen, you say? Ha! It could happen faster than you'd think:

Your husband acts funny all of a sudden

They catch your personal bath attendant with some chick having fun in your fancy designer bathroom!

As your ex lover saw you chatting in a talk show he decides to redecorate your apartment

The housewarming party for your new neighbors gets a bit wilder than initially planned...

and your buddy took too many glasses of Argentinean Fernet Cinzano, and now they blame it on you

It also could happen that your neighbors call the police because your New Year's Eve party got too loud.

In all these events the Major Case Squad sends out their smartest Detective to interrogate, to investigate and
- with a little luck -
to examine your cosy place.

But what if he ran out of police gloves, ultrasensitive latex, extra save, size 13?

Bobby: "Eames, are you SURE I left my last pair of gloves right here?"

Since "Wolf Company", a vixen friendly manufacturer located in the lovely and advanced state of Bavaria, threw a truly needful thing on the market,
we are prepared for the best-case scenario.

Getting examined (physically) by Bobby, that is!

http://www.ewald-wolf.de/neu/Produkte/Hauptgruppe/gummihandschuhe/gummihandschuhe.htm

And yes, I bought a dozen!

By the way, they also sale bath sponges of the brand BOBBY -- just saying ....

VOYEURISM

2010-07-13T22:20:00.002+02:00

I freely admit that I am fascinated by Vincent's gorgeous physical features. Something we don't get to see enough of these days BTW.

Thankfully, he has been the center of attention in a number of steamy, sizzling and lustful films. Each one offering their own unique take on relationships and the perils of love.

And although my fascination with his long, lean, lovely body always seems to prevail it was and is his acting ability that makes me an ardent fan.

So in honor of the visual art of stimulation I have created a little voyeuristic slide show to help you get through these dog days of summer.

Enjoy!!

PILGRIM. WELL, NOT REALLY.

2010-07-10T22:00:00.039+02:00

(The Pilgrim S2 E8)

On Saturday night, Det. Goren and his Vixens went out for a private dinner. And it's not the kind of dinner you would expect. Someone (who prefers to remain anonymous - and for good reason) filmed that 9 1/2 Weeks fridge scene worthy happening. Later, the home video in question made history as "The Chocolate Series".

It happened as follows...

Okay, Snyder, I know you are a fan of The X-Files, but - honestly - wasn't this a weird location for the dinner?

Lucky Perp: Speaking of weird ... when they asked me to test silverware and dining table I didn't expect THIS!

Bobby: I should buy Jenz some body lotion and apologize for the stubble burn about the main course.

Bobby: God, I love it when Val leaves coded naughty messages in my dining room!

Bobby: And Mauigirl were right, I CAN do it at that distance.

Bobby: Funny, I could have SWORN I removed all the evidence right after the liquid chocolate came into play.
Eames: Mister, what do you think, is it too late to get a new job partner? Acquired taste, my ass!

Bobby: Aww c'mon, Deakins, all we said is we didn't invite you because your tie does not match your outfit.

DUNN DUNNN

Eames: Mmmm there're some cute guys at webcam.com. Can I use your mastercard, Goren? Just this once.

Bobby: (daydreaming about Snark) I'm busy, Eames, don't you see?
Eames: (thinking) If he won't let me use his mastercard, I'll post the 'dinner video' on any adult site I can find!

Bobby: Aaaaaaaah SHIT!!! Someone posted the video on Stabler's facebook!
Eames: I'm shocked. Really. Yeah. Shocked. Sure.

Bobby: There'll be trouble if Deakins finds out. BIG trouble!

Bobby: Do you think he knows?
Eames: I don't think so.
Deakins yelling from his office: #%@$%#@!!! Goren!! My office! NOOOW!!!
Eames: Yep. He knows.

At Deakins office, or what Deakins refers to as 'Office of Internal Goren Affairs'

Bobby: (thinking) They can't blame it on me that HBO made a miniseries based on the home video, can they?
Deakins: (thinking) I will blame it on Goren that HBO made a miniseries based on the home video, yes I can.
Man in blue suit: (thinking) OMG I wanna make out with the guy in the check shirt soooo bad!
Guy in check shirt: (thinking) OMG I wanna make out with Eames soooo bad!

Eames is wondering if they know that she can hear them thinking.

When The Chocolate Series became one of the most groundbreaking, graphic and shocking bits of tv ever made ...

Bobby: Did you watch the tv pilot? Which pencil do you want me to use to sign an autograph?
Eames: See what I have to put up with on a daily basis...!

Eames: ... and charge the Italian sausages for the next dinner party to my partner's mastercard, will you?
Bobby: Just one more question, can you do anything with your thumb?

Bobby: Naw, that was not even near to Santangelo! You should see ME, doing the thumb when I'm with my Vixens!

Ha! The Chocolate Series got higher ratings than Ice-T's cooking show!

Now THAT tie matches!

IN JAIL WITH VINCENT

2010-07-08T23:50:00.010+02:00

What would be even better than to be with Bobby in the interrogation room?
To be in the interrogation room with Vincent! And unlike Matt Pinfield we wouldn't bore him, right?
Enjoy...

SNAKE-OLOGY

2010-07-06T20:00:00.051+02:00

According to Sigmund Freud, the snake is a phallic symbol.
If you ask me, his assertion is far too simplistic. Well, that's the way he was.

The similarity between the snake and the male sex organ is, of course, fairly obvious. But there are more interesting things to know about snakes. And you'll see that a lot sounds like "Vixens' Dictionary", provided that you're in the right frame of mind. Just think of the popular American slang term "One-eyed snake".

Interpretations cover everything from personifying a tempter to representing healing and rejuvenation. I think that's because the snake is a potent symbol that seems to strike a deep and very basic chord in humanity. In fact, the serpent has been an universal phallic symbol throughout history in almost every country. Snakes are still worshipped in Africa among many tribes. Hooded snakes are venerated in India. And enormous stone carvings have been found in Central America, with snakes carved in various forms. Scandinavians worshipped snakes, as did the druids of Britain.
You see, snake worship is usually a form of sex worship among some societies - and as we know in parts of The International Federation Of Vixenland too.
The early Christian text Physiologus offers curious versions of the snake's symbolic significance: Snakes bite only those who are clothed, shying away from the naked. Thus we should cast off the "Fig Leaf Of Lust" and be "Naked Of Sin", so the evil cannot have its way with us.
No wonder that snakes play a large role in the interpretation of dreams!
And because it sheds its skin, the snake is associated with rejuvenation; some have even gone so far as to say that the snake has magical power of regeneration. When the snake drinks from the spring it leaves its venom behind in its cave so as to keep the water pure (in psychoanalysis 'cave' is interpreted as -- have a guess!) thus the Christian pursuit of the water of eternal life must leave behind "The Poison Of Sin".
By the way, the German word for venom and poison is 'Gift' and means toxin but also donation; present (noun); to make a gift to.

Who would not like to be bitten by this splendid specimen and receive its Gift?!

Apropos snake venom, that white n' sticky proteine-containing liquid is such a goldmine for the pharmaceutical industry and drug development.
And yes, these drugs are highly addictive! Hmmm, I think we need our daily fix now. Ready to milk the snake?

All that explains not why I'm a fan of the "snake scene" from Hotel Paradise. And I'm afraid there's a psychology book waiting to be written about my fantasy, but I have to admit that I find that scene HOT!!!
Ah, and here comes Freud again, perfectly timed: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
Or in this case - Sometimes a snake is just a snake.

Anyway! I'd have liked to have been the snake's stunt double that day.

If I had to pick a favorite...

2010-07-05T09:10:00.005+02:00

There have been so many excellent posts lately that I got to thinking....
Dangerous path to traverse in my case I know but I began to wonder. With his Sexiness never being one to go with the same look for long got me thinking... If I had to chose my favorite which would it be?
There are so many to chose from...

YOUNG AND SMOLDERING!!!!

Big fan of smoldering!

Candid and comfortable!

I enjoy this look too!

Seasoned and sexy!

Love it too!

Vulnerable and human

Dangerous and fearless

Or just our beloved 13!
Seems like a win/win all around but let me know what you think, what's your fave?
You'll surprise yourself at how many sexy looks he has shown us!

Celebration - V style

2010-07-03T09:30:00.058+02:00

Wishing Our American D'Onofrioholics A Happy Fourth Of July Weekend!

Do you attend a nice party to celebrate this special weekend? I hope you do!
No matter where you live, Vixens will be Vixens and love to party. So, let's celebrate all across the V-world.
Vixens' parties are some of the wildest, most fun and flexible kinds of parties to have!
Here at Team 13, we have all sorts of tips and tools to make your party even better.

Step one: Invite your V-family and best friends.

Send them invitation cards and clearly state instructions about themes and costumes.

Choose a location that makes your guests feel comfortable.

Have a Backup Plan! If you're planning your party outdoors ....

..... be prepared for inclement weather. Have other arrangements ready at a moments notice!

Take pictures and arrange them in a photo album to show your friends after the party.

Another idea is to have someone take Polaroid pictures of each guest as they celebrate.
Give everyone their pic as they leave your party in remembrance of the occasion.

Probably the most important tip: You better ask them to not sell the 'good' photos on eBay!!!

Supply food and candy. And plenty of it! What's a party without goodies and finger food?

Everyone knows that music makes a party. And there's nothing that beats the right music to get your guests in the mood!
Well, it would be best, of course, if you book professional musicians.

Vixens like to play!
Therefore, party games are perfect for your party. They’re great for breaking the ice, getting guests acquainted, and keeping everyone happy!

But what, if your SPECIAL guest won't leave when the party is over?

Geeeez, I hope you don't need any tip if that happens!!

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Pardon My Ignorance

2010-07-01T12:05:00.006+02:00

Hello everyone! I'm that 'Snyder person' you see around every now and then. I have much to say, more than any of you will want to read, so I’ll try and keep this as short as possible (which isn’t saying much to the queen of writing too much). First I would like to thank Jazzy for inviting me to blog on here. I’ve scrolled through Team 13 Projects’ blog many times. I’ve always been intrigued and even envied those that are able to freely blog about anything that had to do with Vincent D’Onofrio and, more so, someone actually care enough to read what the person had to say.

So here’s my, lets say, introductory story. For most, this story will be new. For a few that know me, it’ll be a brief recap.

I haven’t been a Vincent D’Onofrio fan long. I think I’m the oddball out as far as being a fan of the “actor’s actor” for more years than I can count on my fingers; I believe that's a decade. In fact, I’ll be the first to admit that during my Law and Order: Special Victims Unit phase I went through, I was one of the first to call him, well, not so normal. I would post on the SVU forum daily; some of those fans happened to also be LOCI fans. Go figure, right? When someone would bring up LOCI, I would respond to them by rolling my eyes as I safely hid behind my computer prêt near anonymous. I continued to question myself and wondered what the hell people could possibly see in him. I didn’t take the time to decipher whether it was the Criminal Intent character himself that was atypical or if it was the actor that drove me into a fit of annoyance. Besides, I didn’t know anything about this actor. The way he lurked about, his demeanor, quirkiness, and the way he did, as I found out later to be his signature traits such as bending over at the waist or tilting his head to one side; none of which I understood. It made me anxious in a way I cannot describe. But even more than those gestures that I did not quite get, I remember the one thing that had me absolutely annoyed and even provoked my misunderstanding mind even further to hate the show. It was a time when I briefly attempted to watch an episode. I think I actually raised my hands up in the air completely confused by this point. The fact that this guy would pause, for no apparent reason mind you, in the middle of a sentence had me completely baffled. It was like he was in front of his classmates in the 7th grade and came down with a case of stage fright. He kept forgetting what he intended to say. But then I pondered the fact that maybe he was one that just forgot his lines. Or maybe this giant of a man was actually shy in public or had a speech impairment? Or was it that he was just one of those people that had trouble expressing the right words even though he knew the exact words he wanted to say at the precise moment and only wished he could. Are you still with me? In other words, I really didn’t know crap about this character or Vincent D’Onofrio and I found myself wondering if he was just playing a role or if this is how the large man actually spoke. By this point I was completely lost and maybe even defeated. Where I found his speech to be odd, fans seemed to love. What was I missing?

Are you guys still reading after my harsh words? Now here’s where I got hooked:

No, not his crotch...although it didn't hurt. But the case, people, the case! Get your minds out of the gutter! =)

It should be apparent to you by now that it wasn't love at first sight. I’m going to attempt to try and redeem myself from those that are currently grinding their teeth at my thoughtless and inattentive words about an actor that I soon realized was not weird, but indeed brilliant. One night I saw the preview for a Law and Order: Criminal Intent episode. I was, of course, turned off to the idea at first since I didn’t like the show, but then…

One of my favorite lines: "That's not good enough, are you crazy?"

At any rate, I saw the preview and was intrigued. I really was for a couple reasons. For one, I myself majored in law and justice and even minored in psychology. Perfect for the show, right? But cop shows have to be pretty damn good to catch my attention. I hate when they’re so illogical that I’d rather pick up my law book and read case law all night then watch this crap. So then what did it for me? Well I love studying different mental diseases; I can’t get enough of them. So this episode was a perfect fit to keep my very picky attention interested. I couldn’t get over the fact that this guy (whom I found out later was Detective Goren) was going on a rogue mission inside a mental institution (which I found out was Tates Corrections). Doesn’t happen every day, maybe a bit illogical, I get it, but still. There was just something about that scenario that had my eyebrows raised and my ears on alert like a dog on the prowl. I’ll never forget my jaw dropping at the events he struggled with throughout the episode. I wasn’t only interested in the mission he seemed to go on against the wishes of all (including his captain and partner, I found out later) but also the relationship involved with him and this Detective Eames character.

Okay, so I've stared at this picture for longer than I'll admit, too.

I was going out to dinner the night it aired so at the last minute I decided to record it before I left. About a week or so later one late night, I decided to take a chance and watch what captured my interest in a 20-something second preview. I figured, why not? The preview looked good enough. Why not take a chance? I could be wrong about this character and actor I knew absolutely nothing about, right?

Well, by the time the episode ended, I was whispering “oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,” and of course desperately wanting more. The only thing that truly bothered me was the fact that it didn’t show Alex busting down the door and rescuing Bobby. I was hoping to catch her comforting him at the hospital. Well that idea was shot to hell! I know, I know. I shouldn’t be so critical of a show I had just become quite fond of. But I really couldn’t help it. Now keep in mind that this was the first episode I dared to entirely watch and yet I was already hooked. Not only had I completely fallen for this ‘really big, tall actor guy,’ but the show as well. The fact that I was a shipper and wanted Bobby and Alex together already was quite telling. Quite frankly, the show had me hook, line and sinker within an hour. I was done for.

I learned later on that this episode was titled “Untethered.” I’m well aware of the fact that many do not like this episode. I, myself, love to talk about it at any chance I can get. Besides, if it wasn’t for this episode, I more than likely wouldn’t be blogging right now (at least not here). I also wouldn’t have challenged myself through the fanfic I wrote, or met the people, the VDO fans I have online because my loyalty to Criminal Intent and Vincent D’Onofrio would be nonexistent.

So, if you ask me if I believe in fate, I will answer you by saying: “Without a doubt.”

The struggle and pain Bobby went through was almost too much to watch; too much for some, but not enough for me. Does that make me weird? What a masochist, right? Possibly, but besides the fact that I loved the pain he suffered and the fact that he was willing to take it to the end of the line…wow! To this day I still can’t figure out how I had missed out on such an amazing, talented actor this long. Why he didn’t win some big, giant award is beyond me. He deserved an Emmy for that performance as well as so many others he’s done.

I’m obviously a fan that came a day late and a dollar short. I can’t believe I waited until the 7th season to love this show! And as much as it saddens me that the show (at least for me) is over, I can’t imagine how it is for you true fans that have been there from day one.

In all, I’ve come to the conclusion that I judged a book by its cover; it can be a fatal mistake at times. I critiqued a show before I even knew what I was critiquing. I failed at being an objective person and because of this; I missed out on a era of a great show. I'm grateful that I was able to correct my skewed beliefs before I missed out entirely. The former Bobby Goren that we all still love was possibly weird in his own way, but also a kind, gentle, wonderful, intelligent man in the end that would go to the end of the line for anyone (including Ross) that he cared for and respected.

What's even more touching to me is how loyal Alex ended up being to Bobby. I hada feeling it would happen this way because there’s no way she would fire him and then continue on working without him.

To have it end the way it did is almost bitter sweet. Once again, it left me wanting more but also being comforted by the fact that we write our own endings. We're able to write our own ending after "Loyalty" Part 2. Whether you're a shipper or just a fan of the show, whichever ending you choose is up to you.

And one thing I can say for sure is that Law and Order: Criminal Intent will be survived by the most important people...its fans.

BRING IT ON, BIRTHDAY BOY!

2010-06-30T15:14:00.016+02:00

Happy Birthday, Vincent!

Your gift? Well, here's a clue
Wear your birthday suit
Guess the present we've got for you.

Bring it on, Birthday Boy!

Damn, he looks amazing in shades!

2010-06-29T15:45:00.011+02:00

He has beautiful eyes, I know. But sunglasses give him an aura of mystery and they give off a vibe that he may have a dangerous side.
And when he looks at you (don't you just wish), you can't know where EXACTLY he looks at.

Simply put: SEXY

TOO HOT & STICKY

2010-06-27T16:09:00.003+02:00

Okay I got it; summer is here, it's 91 degrees in the shade, hot humid and sticky.

God, I love this picture.

What I need is a refreshing dip in the water.

Ahh, this is my idea of a day at the beach!

Of course if Vincent's there I'm sure things will heat up again!

Have a Sizzling Sunday!

AUCTION BLOCK

2010-06-26T01:42:00.006+02:00

If offering private acting lessons wasn't enough Mr. D'Onofrio (and his CI colleagues) have put the following item on the auction block:

"Own a piece of TV history with this signed script from a 2006 episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent signed by its stars Kathryn Erbe, Vincent D'Onofrio and Eric Bogosian. The episode is entitled BLIND SPOT, directed by Norberto Barba.

The proceeds for this item benefit Summit School
Terms: In condition as donated. Cannot be returned or exchanged.

Donated by: Kathryn Erbe, Vincent D'Onofrio and Eric Bogosian"

There have been six bids already and the bid is up to $250. I hope this brings in a lot of money for the Summit School. Clearly a good cause.

If only I could win lotto, I too could own a piece of TV history. I can only imagine how high this bid will go.

Happy Bidding Everyone!

PRIVATE LESSONS

2010-06-23T23:07:00.010+02:00

BEST AUCTION ITEM EVER!

According to "Thereelblog" the incomparable Vincent D'Onofrio is offering acting lessons as part of an auction to benefit the Summit School. PRIVATE acting lessons once a week for three consecutive weeks at an agreed upon place and dates to be determined. I wonder if my bedroom would be an acceptable place to rehearse?

Can you image - three private lessons with the most gorgeous man on Earth. I can only imagine what that item will go for. More money than I'll earn in a lifetime.

I'm considering taking out a loan and bidding on it myself. The only problem is I can't act and don't want to waste the man's precious time. Although I do think I could make the experience a memorable one.

I wonder how long the lessons are? All day, a few hours, or maybe it depends on how good or bad you are? And which would he prefer the good vixen or the bad vixen?

My head is spinning at the thought of being alone with Vincent discussing what he is passionate about - OMG. I hope it's a "hands on" workshop. I know I find it easier to remember something if I am fully engaged in the activity.

Well as Gloria Swanson once said "All right Mr. D'Ononfrio (DeMille) I'm ready for my close up".

I wish!

WOOF!!

2010-06-22T18:00:00.001+02:00

And....because you Vixens aren't BARKing loud enough........

March 2010

2010-06-21T00:22:00.012+02:00

(Stanley Kubrick Festival)

"Some men become much more attractive when they start looking older".
- Bette Davis -

And we will not contradict her.

THE WINNER!!!

2010-06-18T04:45:00.017+02:00

Thanks everyone who took part of the BIGFOOT game! I wanna say that YOU ALL did a really great job and made me smile :) So, I have had to come down to the choice of 4 Vixens.

Your prize is a trip to Las Vegas where you'll meet
The Man Who Loves To Play!

But that's not all. What could make a prize like this even hotter?
STRIP POKER WITH OUR GUY - THE GAME THAT'S FUN TO LOSE!
You know, strip poker is for Vixens, primarily, a fun and sexy game that leads to that other fun and sexy game .... WOOF

Diane, Potzina, Ruby and Snark,
fasten your seatbelts!
VDO 13 AIR LINES (formerly known as The Afternoon Plane) takes you 1st class to Vegas

Our friendly cabin crew will give you the warmest - okay, the HOTTEST - personal welcome, making you feel real good!

But before you take off, let me give a crash course of Strip Poker so that you are prepared:

Anything you'd wear count as clothes. Gratuitous add-ons, like a thousand bracelets up and down your arm, don't count. Anyway, piling on the clothes just defeats the purpose of the game.

Whatever you do - never do Soft-Play!!! Suppose you and Vincent are the last two people left in a hand. On the river, you have his nuts (WOOF!), but he bets. If you don't raise, you are "soft-playing" him. Please note that soft-playing is prohibited in tournaments and can result in penalties, up to and including forfeiture of winnings.

The most important terms of Poker are:

Your action, sir. Filled inside. Expectation. Fast Play. All-in. The nuts. Top pair. Big slick. Face down. Dominated Hand. Pocket Pair. Top and Botton. Monster. Under the Gun = the position of the player who acts first.

To play a hand (referred to as drawing by the experts) that is not yet good, but could become so.
Example: "I'm not there yet -- I'm drawing. But - God - I'm soooo close!"

Straddle
This is effectively a raise, the straddler acts last before the flop, and may "re-raise."

Tilt
To play wildly or recklessly.

You see, pretty much anything sounds appropriate if you're in the right frame of mind.
Example:
"I was holding his monster in my hand and he flopped a wide open draw, spiked him one-outer, and I was flushed. Then the button re-raised and I was filled inside ... it was the third time tonight we'd his ace-king in the pocket."

Congratulations to the winners! Hope you have fun with your prize.
Enjoy and "Move All-In In A No-Limit Game"!

RELIGION

2010-06-16T04:40:00.002+02:00

It's about time we all got a little religion. So get down on those knees and worship our god properly!

BIGFOOT - BIG PRIZE!!!

2010-06-13T04:20:00.038+02:00

Do you ever wonder how Eames described "Bigfoot" in that personal ad?

If you have a detailed idea of how she described him, we want to know!

YES THIS IS A COMPETITION
AND ONE ATTRACTIVE PRIZE IS WAITING FOR THE WINNER!!!

So, be clever, witty and creative and come up with an answer that impresses the jury (DOH! That's me)

COMPETITION RULES:

* Bribing the jury with life-sized Bobby statues is allowed and won't result in penalties
* Participants must be obsessed with THE man and reside in VDO-Lalaland
* You may consult among yourselves and - if you wish - a trusted Doctor of Professional VDO Studies
* Please note the jury is no longer accepting entries of recommendation from Henry Kissinger
* Entries should not exceed 768,952,999 words in length
* All participants must prove that fictive characters appearing in their entry agree to being used for this purpose

(Rules will self-destruct after reading.)

The lucky winner will be announced next week.

The Gifted Vincent D'Onofrio

2010-06-12T05:10:00.062+02:00

I just finished reading the book
"LEONARD MALTIN'S 151 BEST MOVIES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN"

Never seen??? Ha! Read for yourself:

Howard is played by the gifted Vincent D'Onofrio, whose attention-grabbing performance in Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket (1987) propelled him to the front ranks of young character actors. Subsequent films include Mystic Pizza, JFK, Ed Wood (in a memorable cameo as Orson Welles), and Men in Black. In recent years he's become a familiar face to television viewers on Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

Only an actor with the skill and range of D'Onofrio could pull off a role as peculiar as Robert E. Howard and help us understand what Novalyne Price saw in him. Michael Scott Myers based his expressive screenplay on her memoir One Who Walked Alone.

Zellweger is equally believable as the teacher who hasn't experienced much of life as yet but finds herself in the thrall of Howard's company — even though each time they get together, she doesn't know what to expect. They develop a deeply felt friendship even though it (apparently) never becomes a sexual partnership.

Incidentally — or not so incidentally — the film was made in Texas, where it takes place, and where Zellweger got her first film and television experience in locally made features like Dazed and Confused. Little did she dream that this modest film would finally reach theaters the same month as the Hollywood movie that would change her life. Yet the experience of making The Whole Wide World stayed with her: when she won her Best Supporting Actress Academy Award years later for Cold Mountain she thanked D'Onofrio for "teaching me how to work."

The Whole Wide World also changed the life and career of Dan Ireland.

The cofounder of the Seattle International Film Festival, he was determined to parlay his lifelong love of film into a career behind the camera. He has shown great care in his choice of projects and while he's never had a boxoffice smash, he has made some excellent films.

Text excerpted from LEONARD MALTIN'S 151 BEST MOVIES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
Copyright 2010 Leonard Maltin.

By the way,
'Thumbsucker' is in the book of 151 best movies, as well!

V-SISTER VISIT

2010-06-10T08:00:00.000+02:00

This past weekend (June 5) I had the pleasure of meeting one of our V-sisters; Guidinglight.

Vincent always seems to be somewhere when you are searching for him.

She was visiting NYC for five days with her friend. Unfortunately, not enough time to track Vincent down.

Luckily we did get to meet and have dinner together. The conversation centered around politics, okay I'm kidding of course, it was all about VINCENT!

However, unlike Lozzie and Jazzy we did not have enough time to whip up a little something for Vincent. I must say ladies that was the funniest video I ever watched.

Still dinner was delightful except the giant bug that crawled up the table next to us. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Edgar; but it could have been a relative. EEK! You gotta love NYC, anything can happen.

We treated ourselves to expensive yet remarkably small drinks - I had a strawberry daiquiri squeezed into a Martini glass (I'm sure Snark would agree that is just sinful), Guidinglight had a Manhattan Apple drink also squeezed into a Martini glass and her friend had a diet coke in the tiniest bottle I've ever seen. It looked like it was part of the Malibu Barbie set. Seriously! I'm a New Yorker but even I was taken back. Oh well.

Dessert on the other hand was stunning. I had the Bananas Foster ala Vincent (actually it was ala mode, but I prefer the other version), Guilding light had the Coconut Cream (emphasis on the cream ) pie and her friend had layer cake - layered with lusty dark chocolate. Yummy.

I've been thinking - dangerous I know - but there must be someway we can communicate with Vincent when a Vixen is in town so we can nonchalantly bump into him.

You know something like the Bat signal for Batman. Maybe we could have a V signal. After all it's a shame to travel all this distance and not get meet him in person.

What do you think? Got any ides, I'd love to hear them.

France 1993

2010-06-08T03:27:00.006+02:00

I wonder

if he would share with us

his sized 13

cigar.

Message to Mauigirl from Bobby

2010-06-06T08:13:00.037+02:00

... and I for one wouldn't want to argue with him, would you?

No! Listen to me! You listen to me NOW!!!!
Get well soon!

Dear Maui, we wish you a speedy recovery from your cold.

With love from Bobby and all the Vixens

Bobby's "Stallion 13" Cap Gun

2010-06-05T10:40:00.004+02:00

Everything else is child's play

Lazy Day....

2010-06-03T23:10:00.002+02:00

Don't know what the weather is like in your neck of the woods but here it's too HOT outside to do much of anything so I thought we should all just stay in bed today!

Enjoy some bedroom sports!

Maybe a little wrestling...

Course after you've worked up a good sweat you need a bath!

Then it's back to be to start all over again!
Just thought we could use a little harmless drool time!
Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did!

Bath Time!

2010-06-02T02:30:00.002+02:00

This man needs to be bathed. Any volunteers?

Superhero or Villian

2010-05-30T14:20:00.003+02:00

Seems like every other day the powers that be are bringing a new superhero comic book character to life on the silver screen and I can't seem to keep up. My brother called me the other day excited about the new Thor movie? Said I should look up the new guy and take a look that he was the ultimate Thor?! WTF?!

Now I know for a fact that when I think of the ultimate Thor I see the guy in the picture above. This is the ultimate Thor for me. But in actuality our beloved is a tad older now, he doesn't fit into the Thor role anymore. Which made me think, what superhero would he have been perfect as now or then?

I actually think he would make a great Sgt. Nick Fury. Ex soldier, graying at the temples, tall and strong and not the goodie two shoes of Superman, not dark and brooding like Batman. Or do you think he would make a better villian? I adored his embracing the sinister as Moriarty, he seemed almost gleeful. As for serial killers we all know he had the charisma and power to make us all secretly desire Carl's alter ego. Maybe you aren't into Superheroes or that genre at all, maybe you regret that he hadn't taken a role as a pirate? I regret that he never took on the role of a vampire. Picture that image for a moment. He has already proven himself hot with pale skin, imagine those lips curled back and baring fangs about to bite into you. But I've gone off the subject again, he makes me ramble sometimes my apologies. What Superhero or more mainstream role do you wish he would have chosen in his career?

I can't wait to hear what you all think, the vixens are a very creative and intelligent bunch and I am never disappointed by the ideas you all come up with.

MISSING

2010-05-28T21:40:00.003+02:00

I remember when I first got hooked on Bobby Goren. The wait from one episode to the next new episode seemed interminable. But, sure enough, the next new episode did arrive. Sometimes it took one week, other times it took half a year. But now, no new episodes will come around. Ever. I know, we've talked about it, cried about it, gotten angry about it. So you'd think I would just come to terms with it. Part of me has. I know VDO is so much better off being away from the show. He seems to be a happier free-er VDO.

But I am (selfishly) missing Bobby Goren.

A glimpse into his genus

2010-05-26T12:30:00.002+02:00

After watching the New Tenant, which jazzy so brilliantly made available all I could think was how can this man consistently give Oscars performances even though he never gets the deserved and proper recognition.

It boggles my mind that he isn't making millions of dollars and hounded by hordes of press on a daily basis. I tried to think of one role that he didn't pour his heart and soul into and couldn't come up with even one. If anyone can name a less than stellar performance then you have one up on me because I couldn't identify one.

Sometimes I wonder how he can continue to make film after film and not be at the very least annoyed with the lack of accolades and then I read this quote of his again and it answered my question for me.

"I'm not gonna make excuses for other actors. I'm just talking about myself. The good actors that I've met - I've met some of the best actors that we'll ever see - and I know for sure that we all have in common when we all look in each other's eyes, is that we're all struggling to achieve 100%. That's all I see when I see another artist. All of us are trying to achieve 100% in our work. That's all we struggle to do. We never do, but we never stop trying until the day we die. It's that struggle to achieve 100%, that's where our performance lies, that's what the audience gets. They get the struggle."

So we may never see him accept his well deserved Oscar but we will all be blessed with each of his performances, knowing that for us he has put his heart and soul into it and we will forever adore him for it!

Don't Go In The Kitchen

2010-05-24T00:46:00.019+02:00

If you've watched The New Tenants – and hopefully you watched it all the way through to the end, even after Vincent (no, that would be a SPOILER!) - then you'll have a healthy appreciation for the importance of CINNAMON BUNS to the plot as a whole. Indeed, a recipe for Cinnamon Buns has it's own place in the closing credits of the film.

click to enlarge

Fired up with VINCENT-HOTNESS, and determined to prove that they really CAN cook proper food, Jazzy and Lozzie decided that distance should be no object when it came to honoring Vincent's part in the Oscar-winning proceedings.

Lozzie overcame her lifelong fear of airline stewardesses and went by plane, train and automobile all the way to Bavaria. Likewise, Jazzy was able to overcome her lifelong fear of kitchens in order to breathe life into a whole new age of Anglo-German Cultural Accord.

Here's the film of the resulting mayhem/art as it was wreaked/created in Jazzy's kitchen. They're thinking of exhibiting the film at small, groovy independent film festivals in Europe this summer, together with a life-sized replica of the cake itself, made of fibreglass. The original having been used to mend the road outside Jazzy's apartment. No one will be able to tell it from the real thing.

It's called "Don't Go In The Kitchen".
An actress has been used to protect Lozzie's real identity. Camera: Jazzy. And no, really, they weren't drunk.

The New Tenants - By Popular Request

2010-05-23T03:35:00.012+02:00

It took a while but I managed to crack a nasty protection code (or whatever the English technical term is) and uploaded TNT to rapidshare.

After all Vincent was made to be shared :)

http://rapidshare.com/files/390538476/TEAM13_TNT.avi