Halloween Candy Is Here For You

GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GHOULS!

You know what time is coming? It's time when Strange Days start to become even stranger nights, a night of supernatural Law & Disorder abundant. We're celebrating one of the most exciting nights of the calender, so how would you spend this night?
Stay home? STAY HOME??? All the options of The Whole Wide World, and you choose to stay at home lonely on The Thirteenth Floor? Sure it's fun to sit on the sofa maybe watching an old Ed Wood film or chucking on some of those Cadillac Records, but I was thinking on a much grander scale -- A Night on the Town, and have arranged something special for you.
Something verrrrrry special!

Are you ready for it? Are you? Well, you better be 'cause this is going to be a memorable night:
A HORROR FILM MARATHON AT THE CINEMAS
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF VINCENT WILL BE JOINING US!

So my lovelies, pop the corn, hold hands with Vincent in the back row and settle in for a terrifying night of thrills and chills. But please don't misbehave TOO much, you don't want to end up in The Cell.



What scary movies are we going to see, you are asking me.
Ha, I've chosen some goodies for you. But be warned, these are not for the faint-hearted!



The Devil's Rejects

Otis B. Driftwood: "Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."






The Silence Of The Lambs


Dr. Hannibal Lecter: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".






Army Of Darkness

Ash: "Okay you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"




Army Of Darkness

Ash: "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures."






Paranormal Activity


Micah: "I'm pretty sure what we did was illegal in 20 states. She's a Freak."





It's The Great Pumpkin
Linus: "You've heard of the fury of a woman scorned, haven't you?"
Charlie Brown: "I guess I have."
Linus: "Well, that's NOTHING compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of trick-or-treats."






Hellraiser

Pinhead: "I have SUCH sights to show you!"










The Body Snatcher

Doctor Fettes: "We medicals have a better way than that. When we dislike a friend of ours, we dissect him."











Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes

"We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is NOT dangerous!"











Psycho

Norman Bates: "We all go a little mad sometimes."










The Abominable Dr. Phibes

"Love means never having to say you're ugly."







The Simpsons
Treehouse Of Horror

Homer: "Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I pull the trigger." [Thinks] "Oh that's a perfect one! But I don't need to say it out loud 'cause I'm by myself."




Young Frankenstein

"Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?"




Sleepy Hollow

Constable Ichabod Crane: "Did you move the body?"
Dr. Thomas Lancaster: "Yes."
Constable Ichabod Crane: "You must NEVER move the body!!!"
Dr. Thomas Lancaster: "Why?"
Constable Ichabod Crane: [pauses to think] "Because."





What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?


Blanche: "You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I wasn't in this chair."
Jane: "But ya Aah Blanche, ya AAAH in that chair!!"




Frankenstein

"Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive,
IT'S ALIVE!"







The Exorcist

"Take me! Come into me! God damn you. Take me. TAKE ME!!!"





The Exorcist


"What an excellent day for an exorcism!"










Aaah, Vincent is here to pick you up and waiting to go out with us all (isn't he Mr. Wonderful). And when the last movie of this show is over we'll play Trick-Or-Treat with him, who knows, perhaps he'll give away 'something more' than just candy.


So, Children Of The Night, Who Of You Will Be Joining Us?

17 comments:

  1. Well that demon Vincent can possess my body in any form he desires. No exorcism required! Now that would be a TREAT!

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  2. Toss up between come into me and it's alive for my favorite! Awesome halloween POST! Happy Halloween, btw, ladies!!!

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  3. Brilliant post, my dear Jazzy! You must have worked on this for quite some time! Laughed all the way through this one. I wish I had just 10 percent of your awesome talent! I think my favorites (here) are Young Frankenstein and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. LOL. Baby Jane, by the way, is truly one of my all-time favorite films.

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  4. Count me in, Jazzy!! Thanks for the Halloween treat!

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  5. That was an absolutely brilliant post!!! Very clever! You've outdone yourself this time.

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  6. You're very creative, Jazz! This post is brilliant, clever and hilarious! You can't imagine how much you make me happy. Great, great, great job.
    Happy Halloween everyone. Have a good weekend!

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  7. Brilliant, amazing, inventive and crazily creative!
    My faves, all of them really. But I loved Young Frankenstein - I'd go for a roll in the hay with him any time. Hell, I'd go for a roll in the dust with him; IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!!!!; and definitely 'come into me'.

    But the first Exorcist was so funny, too!

    Thanks for you're hard work Jazzy!

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  8. I'm there! I LOVE scary movies!! Great job, Jazzy! VERY creative!!

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  9. I couldn't get beyond the idea of being in the back row with Vincent...

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  10. I can just imagine snuggling into him while watching a scary movie. Unfortunately, the last time I went to a scary movie with a large male, he was so scared he snuggled into me!

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  11. Snark, I sooo share your passion for Baby Jane. Fave scene "Oh, Blanche? You know we've got rats in the cellar?" And poor little birdie, LOL! Davis was Goddess!

    Glad you liked it, Maui! In the dust sounds good, one could jump with him in the hot tub afterwards.

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  12. Thank you ALL so much for your comments, you made my day!!
    Happy Hallowe'en everyone.

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  13. I knew there was a reason I love Halloween! Fabulous post Jazzy :)

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  14. jazzy, it's the perfect Halloween post! I agree with snark. Your talents are amazing.

    "Psycho" is one of my favorites.

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  15. Hush… Hush, sweet Jazzy. Jazzy don`t you cry. (By the way, best horror movie ever.) Great post!!! Thank you, sweet Jazzy.....

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  16. I don't care what movies will be playing as long as I get to sit next to him and, at the end of the night, we end up like that last picture. *evil grin*

    ~Snyder~

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  17. Biiiig thanks, everyone! Hope your Halloween was awesome!

    Now I hope you won't get up the stairs tonight, Little Sis. Oooh the Horror!

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