PRIVATE LESSONS

BEST AUCTION ITEM EVER!

According to "Thereelblog" the incomparable Vincent D'Onofrio is offering acting lessons as part of an auction to benefit the Summit School. PRIVATE acting lessons once a week for three consecutive weeks at an agreed upon place and dates to be determined. I wonder if my bedroom would be an acceptable place to rehearse?

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Can you image - three private lessons with the most gorgeous man on Earth. I can only imagine what that item will go for. More money than I'll earn in a lifetime.

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I'm considering taking out a loan and bidding on it myself. The only problem is I can't act and don't want to waste the man's precious time. Although I do think I could make the experience a memorable one.

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I wonder how long the lessons are? All day, a few hours, or maybe it depends on how good or bad you are? And which would he prefer the good vixen or the bad vixen?

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My head is spinning at the thought of being alone with Vincent discussing what he is passionate about - OMG. I hope it's a "hands on" workshop. I know I find it easier to remember something if I am fully engaged in the activity.

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Well as Gloria Swanson once said "All right Mr. D'Ononfrio (DeMille) I'm ready for my close up".

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I wish!




11 comments:

  1. Perhaps the winner could request a certain acting genre ... something like ... "Acting In Pornography: How to Go All The Way - Cinema Verite!"

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  2. Snark!! That's what I was gonna say! If I won this auction, I would have the 3 classes be: kissing scenes; porn scenes; wedding scene (I know, I know, but I'm ever the romantic). :D

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  3. OOOps, sorry, on the Wedding scene, that would include the Honeymoon scene to follow.

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  4. One day.

    After the end of the world.

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  5. Hey Lotto gods, smile on me. I can think of a Method or two I'd like this guy to teach me.

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  6. Wouldn't that be a dream come true, one on one individual guidance from sex on a stick, now that's a worthwhile cause in and of itself!

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  7. Ahhhhhhhh. To be 'taught' by the Master!!

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  8. That would be one groundbreaking lesson, that's for sure!

    BTW
    artist, I think that's one of your best posts; enjoyed it a lot.

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  9. I took acting lessons years ago from a private teacher. Imagine what I could learn from Vincent! :D

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  10. Hi Billygrl I have a vague picture in mind, indeed.
    Nice to meet you!

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