SEX CLUB AS DOUBLE EPISODE

In case he, the one and only, makes a guest appearance at LOCI or at any other tv-show,
I would like to see I would DIE to see an eppy like this:

Our Detective is going undercover at any sex club (actually it's the most infamous sex club in town)
to bust a perp.
Now Bobby does EVERYthing so that no one blows his cover!
(you see the great variety of possibilities?)
He needs to get the truth out of the suspects there in first place. And there are a lot of suspects!
By the way, this is our chance to apply for a job as an extra actor.

A double episode or even a mini series would be most appreciated.

Can't wait to hear your suggestions for the script!

12 comments:

  1. I'm afraid the script that I would write would be unprintable and have a triple X rating. But it's fun thinking about it.

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  2. Brilliant!!! This is do-able! just put it on HBO and he can show everything! I love this, Bobby has to get the info from the 20 female witnesses at the Sex Club. Being Bobby, and being undercover, he'll do what he has to, to get these women to "talk". We can all sign up to be the Sex Club Women! Ooooh, and we'll all have to do a lot of rehearsing with Mr. D for this! Don't worry about the rest of the plot. It's American TV, they don't give a shit about plot!!!

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  3. Anonymous4:03 PM

    I wish I could say something even remotely intelligent, but I think my brain just exploded ;0)

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  4. OK, so I gave it some thought, here's the plot:
    Man is stabbed at the Sex Club, just before he pops off, his dying words are (barely a whisper) "She...screams ...FUCK ME....COWBOY!...as she...comes".(Man dies)
    So, our hero has to fuck all the women, being sure to do all he can to make them come hard. And in the interest of dragging this out for a mini series, the murderer will be the last woman he fucks.

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  5. I don't think anything I could think of (if I was capable of rational thought after the overtime my brain has been doing imagining those scenes) would match mauigirl :-)

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  6. Very good, mauigirl! The "FUCK ME....COWBOY!" part imply that Bobby has to wear a cowboy hat. Although that we've established the last witness to be the murderer, another crime (a bizarre crime of passion and lust) happens in the club; just to make sure that there will be a sequel.

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  7. Script? Why would we need a script? Who could speak in an episode like that?

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  8. Basically you are right, Val. But he should at least say things like "Oh My God this is so hot... jazzy, you are going to kill me!"
    LOL!

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  9. Now why aren't YOU running USA?

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  10. In my episode, he'd have to interview the male sex club attendant, as well (that would be me, of course). And when he asks WHO have I heard scream out "FUCK ME, COWBOY" in the throes of passion, I tell him I'll give him the name of the woman, if he performs one very special act with me ... in private. Heh-heh.

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  11. I wish I could think of something to say but...

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  12. Basric,
    I'm afraid they couldn't pay me enough.

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