Big Question!

(Photo courtesey of Terry Bain)


Let's imagine you are out shopping for Vincent DVDs.
You cross the street and take a little sideway. And who do you see there?
Take three guesses - and the first two don't count!

You stop walking. You even stop breathing.
You watch him working for a little while, and you try to calm yourself down.
The film crew takes a break and Vincent walks directly at you. He's wearing the blue suit; yep, you know what that means.
Even better, once he reaches you, your eyes meet and invite you into a conversation with him.

So what the heck do you say?

Perhaps:
"Hi, my name is... Too bad, I can't remember my own name",

or,
"Do you want to fuck?"

I think it should be something in between, no?
Hmmm...??

16 comments:

  1. That was a great scene, especially when he reached up to that fire excape ladder.

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  2. or even escape.

    I know you knew what I meant, but I am incapable of leaving spelling mistakes in my work uncorrected. It's part of my OCD. Thankfully I have it under control when it comes to other people's finger slips.

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  3. You know me.... I'm the "Do you want to fuck?" girl. LOL

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  4. I really don't think I'd be able to speak, hell I'd probably faint.

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  5. I spent a week in New York ten years ago and we stayed at the Beacon Hotel on Broadway.

    My son and I decided to go down to Central Park we walked down 72nd Street and ahead of us were big trailers and assorted technical equipment that was being packed up by the crew.

    Out of a door of one of the brownstone terraces Will Smith and his bodyquard walked and and came towards us, he had finished filming for the day (Baggar Vance) he walked right by us and all I could do was smile and nod which was returned.lol.

    My son didn't recognise him but you could not miss those distintive ears on Will. He was dressed in the clothes of the movie ...very swish.

    So in answer to the Big Question, no I would not be capable of asking for an autograph or anything else..I would be a quivering mess.

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  6. I'd love to be as confident in my "proposal" as Fuzzytweetie, but I'm afraid I'd just piddle myself. LOL

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  7. I would say, "Is that a Python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

    No, really, I'm sure I would stand there speechless - and drooling!

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  8. I would have to try and re-introduce myself and hope that he was not walking toward me because he thought I was stalking him. First Utah, now NYC?

    "You have no idea how happy so many of us were when they announced a Season 9. We just couldn't bear to give up Bobby Goren!"

    I was so distracted when we met in Utah and now here we are again."

    Then I would have to pause for a while and look him up & down and maybe bite my bottom lip then look him straight in the eyes and say, "I'm even more distracted this time by that blue suit. I don't understand how you could ever think you look like shit. You always look so fucking incredible!"

    I am sure his response would be, "Security!"

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  9. Something along the second suggestion would work for myself.

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  10. Sadly, I'm afraid all I might manage is to make baby-gurgling noises....

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  11. I'm that sort of girl, too, fuzzy. Ask 10 men 'the' ques and you get nine HELL YES!!!

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  12. As much as I would love to ask him the 'Do you want to fuck?' question, I've long been convinced that I would lose the ability to even speak around him, so I guess I'd just stand and look liike a gormless idiot :-D

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  13. C'mon, Vixens, I KNOW you would stay bold and cool!!
    (please tell me you would!)

    Calling the Security, LOL! Witness, you crack me up.
    Frances, Will has quite ears, hasn't he? Aaww and he smiled at you, how sweet.

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  14. I would love to be confident enough to go with the 2nd option but I know I would be unable to string two words together.

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  15. okay, not in the same league, but I did have a nice chat with Ian McShane when we were both buying cherries in a branch of Tesco some years back - I was younger and thinner then - and he was NOT my dream fodder

    I'd like to think I would have the guts to say a few words and sneak a peck on my uber-hero's cheek and a squeeze of his beautiful.... hands - I do that to everyone, so how could I leave him out

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  16. ann, we all play in the same vdo-league ;)

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