I recently got one of those silly emails everyone forwards with the asinine questions that clog all our inboxes but this one actually sounded interesting.
As you would expect my immediate initial impulses were NSFW! A couple examples were:
how do you feel about torrid affairs with interviewers?
Would it be possible to get a sneak peek at the python?
Are you a boxers or briefs guy?
Do you mind if I record this and watch it often in a dark room with a glass of wine and a smile?
But after those first naughty inclinations I took a minute and really thought about it. If i had Vincent D'Onofrio sitting in front of me with all his sexual intensity and charm focused sololy on me what would I say?
I realize I would be trying not to drool, giggle like a school girl, keep myself from looking too desperate while I fanned myself commenting if he thought it was hot in here too and sweating prufusely. Those are a given!
After all we are talking about a man who can basically be considered
SEX ON A STICK!
Honestly the man is not the typical leading man, he's complex and intelligent, not to mention charming, engaging, sexy and witty. I wouldn't want to come off like a blundering moron. At the very least I would want to sound literate, preferrably witty and interesting. I would want to see him go pensive, smile, a laugh or at least that drop dead twinkle in his eyes when he's amused. So I thought about it and here are my five questions:
1. If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?
2. Who is your favorite author and why?
3. What CDs are you listening to in your car right now?
4. What was the greatest gift you ever received and why?
5. If you could have a one on one with any person living or dead who would it be and what would you ask them?
That's my five what would yours be? Other than the I was just wondering if a peek at the python was out of the question...
If you were given the opportunity for a one on one interview
with your favorite celebrity
what 5 questions would you ask them?
with your favorite celebrity
what 5 questions would you ask them?
As you would expect my immediate initial impulses were NSFW! A couple examples were:
how do you feel about torrid affairs with interviewers?
Would it be possible to get a sneak peek at the python?
Are you a boxers or briefs guy?
Do you mind if I record this and watch it often in a dark room with a glass of wine and a smile?
But after those first naughty inclinations I took a minute and really thought about it. If i had Vincent D'Onofrio sitting in front of me with all his sexual intensity and charm focused sololy on me what would I say?
I realize I would be trying not to drool, giggle like a school girl, keep myself from looking too desperate while I fanned myself commenting if he thought it was hot in here too and sweating prufusely. Those are a given!
After all we are talking about a man who can basically be considered
SEX ON A STICK!
Honestly the man is not the typical leading man, he's complex and intelligent, not to mention charming, engaging, sexy and witty. I wouldn't want to come off like a blundering moron. At the very least I would want to sound literate, preferrably witty and interesting. I would want to see him go pensive, smile, a laugh or at least that drop dead twinkle in his eyes when he's amused. So I thought about it and here are my five questions:
1. If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?
2. Who is your favorite author and why?
3. What CDs are you listening to in your car right now?
4. What was the greatest gift you ever received and why?
5. If you could have a one on one with any person living or dead who would it be and what would you ask them?
That's my five what would yours be? Other than the I was just wondering if a peek at the python was out of the question...
I think you've done a fine job with your five, the first and second group
ReplyDeleteAssuming that, in his magnificent presence, I could remember my own name, and how to talk:
ReplyDeleteQuestion 1: (in the interests of manners and politeness) May I call you Vincent?
Question 2: If you could have one movie obliterated from those you've done, which one would it be?
Question 3: So, what do YOU think happened at the end of 'Guy'?
Question 4: My theory is you're the best kisser in the whole wide world. May I have a sample to prove I'm right?
Question 5:Would you please f**k me until I can't walk....
'Ooooh, fantasy...' as someone once said :0)
Glad to see this excellent post back. I thought I was going mad when it vanished from a previous day, but Lozzie reassured me it had been there, but then suddenly, wasn't!
first of all i wish to apologize for the "vanishing-act" of jenz' post (the day ago).
ReplyDeletesorry for confusing some of you.
my fault!
thank you, jenz for your brilliant post!
My questions would be:
ReplyDelete1) Explain your costume for the Dancing Goren Plumbing Leaflet Distributor Sequence in "Prisoner"
LOL
2) Why do Goren and Eames never touch each other?
3) Can I play guitar with you for half an hour, please?
4) Same as Diane's number four
5) Do you have even the LEAST clue how special you are?
Jazzy - I love your new bottom. To the blog, I mean. Why - what did you think I meant??
yeah the team13projects has a bottom!
ReplyDeletei added orson for Lozzie, cholo for Snark, bobby for Val, valentino for me and the smoking vince for all of us.
Mmm. Tough one. I think they've all been asked. Here are some I could ask but probably wouldn't as I'd be too busy having an attack of the vapours, or asking all the suggestive questions.
ReplyDelete1. Which of your parts was the most satisfying to play (or maybe which of your parts is most satisfying to play with)?
2. Is there a leading lady you'd like to play opposite? (MEMEMEMEEME!)
3. If you were marooned on a desert island, which one person apart from family and friends would you choose to have with you and why?
4. What's the most inspirational thing anyone has ever said to you?
5. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it aginst me?
Sorry, that one slipped in (oh I wish it would!)
I'm a man. So it would all be about one thing. As Vincent (in character) himself once asked:
ReplyDelete1) "Do you like to fuck?"
2) How often do you like to fuck?
3) Where are your favorite places to fuck (locations AND body parts)?
4) Have you ever fucked anyone so hard that you hurt them or hurt yourself?
5) Would you like to fuck with me/on me/in me right now? By the way, there is only one correct answer to this question.
1. If you could pick an old Cary Grant movie to re-make ... which one would it be? ( my own indulgence)
ReplyDelete2. Who inspired you to become an actor?
3. Did you like moving about when you were younger?
4. What challenges you more, in front of or behind the camera.
5. Will you divorce your perfect wife and leave your perfect family and marry imperfect me???????
was thinking of the 5 questions today without result. but i know a quote from Woody Allen:
ReplyDelete"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer".
Brilliant post couldn't wait to get home from work and spend some quality time on my favorite blog. Jenz1011 your questions are amazing, just excellent! In fact everyone's questions are fabulous and some hysterically funny.
ReplyDeleteSo here are my questions: in a recent Today Show interview with VDO & Kate Erbe it was brought up that the writers often use the real life experiences of the actors in the scripts. Given this premise my first question would be:
1. How much, if any, of the Semi - Detached episode was based on your relationship with Greta Scacchi? Does the line "goes from zero to intense in two seconds flat" pertain to anyone specifically or am I reading too much into the episode?
2. There are many cause-celebs these days, what do you consider important and why?
3. It’s obvious that you are fond of children and you adopt a fatherly role when acting with children. Do you find in your busy life that you are able to spend quality time with your family and what do you do together?
4. What’s your favorite film and why?
5. And yes, blushing from ear to ear, boxers, briefs or commando and would you mind if I check it out, for research purposes of course.
Honestly I can think of a dozen more questions I’d like to ask but I will stay within the five question limit. Although, if you don’t mind I’d like to add one more:
6. As a child did you receive many injuries and may I kiss your booboos and make them all better?
What can I tell you, I’m just a visceral and sensual woman who'd love to play mommy to Mr. D. I loved to play any role with VDO i.e. nurse, French maid, vixen - you get the picture.
Brilliant questions all but i have to confess, i'd pay money to be a fly on the wall when the man in question answers Snark! WOW! Course I do enjoy diane's #5 alot!
ReplyDeleteQuestion 1: when you kissed thomas jayne in Velocity of Gary did you get off on it?
ReplyDeleteQuestion 2: i would like to know the size of your forefinger, your shoe, and your boner? someone said they are all "Size 13".....Hmmmm
Question 3: what is your favorite body part?
Question 4: Will you be visiting Chicaog soon? (that question is for Roberts benefit)
Question 5: if you werent married, would you like an Older woman or a Younger women?
I wish I could think of something to ask,but they've all been thought of already LOL
ReplyDeleteoh,I thought of one!!
'Would you consider a height difference of more than a foot a barier to a relationship??'
(Best I could come up with,sorry)
I have so mnay..but Jazzy yours are very good!!;)
ReplyDeleteIn answer to one of Bambi's questions, I read in an interveiw once (it's been several years) that Vincent's favorite part of HIS body is the one we all wonder about: The mighty python!!!It was in some kind of Dr Drew interveiw when LOCI first started. You can still find it on the web.
ReplyDeleteyou also can find it on here
ReplyDeletehttp://jazzylin.blogspot.com/2008/09/vincents-best-friend.html
nice to 'meet' you here, lociobessed!
Okay, I can't stand it I would have to ask Vincent one more question which has been driving me crazy.
ReplyDelete1. You and your wife recently welcomed a beautiful baby boy into your family. You named him Luca; your ex-wife Greta Scacchi's father's name is/was Luca. Is he named after him? If so, why?
Sorry to be a pest Vixens, but it’s just so perplexing.
Artistonthehudson, I love your first question. I hadn't thought about the possible link between Great Skanky and Nelda. Good one.
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ReplyDeleteThanks, Val. I always felt that the episode had a more personal note than some of the other shows. I was hoping it was about Carin so I could comfort poor Vincent myself, but if it is based on anyone, my money’s on Greta the Grinch.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the delete, just wanted to add that I loved your questions also, especially #1 & 4!