I need a household saint

I hate cooking; i really really do! My kitchen burned down 3 times (told boyfriend it was an accidental fire).
Many people love cooking, baking and – eeek - cleaning the grime off the stove part. Seriously, what's there to love??

But if Bobby was in my kitchen...





14 comments:

  1. I'm not a super cook;I'm not that eager to learn.But if Bobby was in my kitchen..*dreams awake*; woud make him a good cup of coffee./everbody says a make great coffee/Then my special recepy of making eggs,or the mix of paprika,tomatos and home made ketchup.Or something close to hgis home-spagetti!!Oy shoot,I just will appear in my apprin,wear nothing under it;holding in my rigth hand a wooden spoon,and I will say to Bobby:Did you Bobby make a mess in my kitchen?Bad,bad Bobby!!

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  2. Yes, I need a household saint, too.

    Bobby come to my kitchen and cook, clean and have sex with me. This is what I need.

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  3. I love to cook. I'd love to cook even more if Bobby was there to help me. On second thought, if Bobby was there I probably wouldn't be cooking at all. We'd skip dinner and go straight to dessert - which would involve him and some whipped cream....

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  4. I hate to cook too, but if Bobby was there, I would love it and make an effort to try and cook more often. Oh wait, we're not talking about cooking up sex, are we? hahaha

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  5. I'll cook for him ... and after I'll rub his size 13 ... oops, did I not make that plural? My mistake. Well anyways ... I'm a really good cook!

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  6. Okay, Jazzy...you burned down the kitchen THREE times. Thanks for that image...LOL. Okay, if I ever find Bobby in my kitchen...we'll do some cookin' all right...HOT and STEAMY!!!

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  7. at this point, i am getting mental pictures: cooking up sex and rubbing his 13 (plural, lol), tasting whipped cream...
    you guys are killing me!
    but purplevixen PLEASE don't hit the eggs by using a wooden spoon - don't!

    (special thx to the fire dept. btw)

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  8. Don't worry Jazzy,I wont get the wooden spoon near the eggs!!:)
    The wooden spoon will only get near Bobby's butt,if he dosen't clean the kitchen,or makes a mess!!;))

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  9. i'd love to cook up something in my kitchen with him!!

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  10. I don't cook, I heat up.

    Please someone give me the chance to make Vincent hot...

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  11. As someone not in the least bit 'domesticated', he can rattle my pots 'n'pans anytime.

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  12. I spend a lot of time in the kitchen,but only cos I keep the laptop in there...I think if Bobby was there too I'd find a much more interesting 'laptop' to play with :-D

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  13. i hate cooking, but, as you know, I'm a clean freak, so cleaning isn't a problem for me. if Bobby was in my kitchen i wouldn't be able to clean at all...

    Ali:)

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  14. All I can say is ... I would cook for that many ANY time ... and in ANY room of the house. Watching him eat a meal I'd prepared would be an aphrodisiac unto itself.

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